@kai_valya you fake-ass ubergeek... i got something for your mind, your body, and your soul...
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So, who's behind the Gold_Certificate account?
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nerd game? I don't play this ? , but I looked at at, and was like, nah.
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Gold_Certificate wrote: »
It was the first Mario game I played, so maybe I didn't understand it.Gold_Certificate wrote: »I had Mario 64.
It was a terrible experience.
I ? with all of the FPSs on N64, PS1, and PS2 though.
Then, one glorious day, I played an FPS on a PC and my eyes were opened.
You're such American gamer and it's not even funny.
Unreal, tho?
? , CoD, Halo, and etc are as well.
What was wrong with Mario 64? It's one of the G.O.A.T.
From what I know, the princess was kidnapped by a giant turtle. A giant turtle with spikes and fire breath.
Okay. I get that.
But, where the ? is her kingdom? She's a princess right? Why didn't Mario alert the authorities?
This ? is a gotdayum plumber. What the ? is he doing?
Had he died or gotten kidnapped, no one would know what happened.
What are Bowser's demands? Is he trying to ? her? Is there a deadline? What's his endgame here?
Her castle is basically unguarded. Summon the cavalry, storm the building, and rescue that ? . Simple.
Why the ? is a plumber the best ? for the job? This ? isn't John McClane.
But Gold_Certificate...The stars. Mario has to find the stars to release the princess.
Man, ? THE STARS. This ? is a gotdayum plumber.
? makes no sense. What kind of ? sets up a castle that way in the first place?
"Now lets install some stars inside of magical pictures in the walls that can be used against you by anyone who gets them."
WHY?? Why the ? would you do something like that?
"But don't worry Princess Peach. We'll guard the castle with a few harmless mushrooms."
Nooooo. That's a horrible idea. What the ? is wrong with you?
Then you get inside of the castle and it's pristine as ? . The door is intact, no blood, no scratches on the walls.
No signs of a forced entry or a struggle anywhere.
And to top it all off. This ? is a gotdayum plumber and there is a ? mushroom ? standing at the door.
Bruh...You really just let this ? go down? You watched as the princess was kidnapped by a rogue reptile and his minions?
What the ? is Peach paying you for? You disgust me. I don't even like mushrooms on my pizza. ? you.
I didn't bother playing through all of that ? . I'm sure Mario was handsomely rewarded for his efforts.
Oh wait:He wasn't.
I'm not even going to speak on the ? floating turtles. This ? was a gotdayum plumber.
Game Score: 0/10, would not mention while talking about my childhood.
Great use of suspension of disbelief, Fiat.
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nerd game? I don't play this ? , but I looked at at, and was like, nah.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiuCgfJWSNQ
MineCraft, GOAT'd. -
Streets of rage
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? looked like a dress, I wasn't going to play it long enough to find out.Gold_Certificate wrote: »Never played that Zelda ? .
I thought Link was some kind of ? wearing a dress.
it was not a dress, it was a tunic okay
leave link alone you guys
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If y'all ain't already up on this site.....
http://coolrom.com/
There is "allegedly" some good stuff here for those fond of all of the old school systems. -
super metroid
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Huh? Didn't you see all those random ass ? pipes? A plumber was required; i dont even know how that castle passed inspection.Gold_Certificate wrote: »
It was the first Mario game I played, so maybe I didn't understand it.Gold_Certificate wrote: »I had Mario 64.
It was a terrible experience.
I ? with all of the FPSs on N64, PS1, and PS2 though.
Then, one glorious day, I played an FPS on a PC and my eyes were opened.
You're such American gamer and it's not even funny.
Unreal, tho?
? , CoD, Halo, and etc are as well.
What was wrong with Mario 64? It's one of the G.O.A.T.
From what I know, the princess was kidnapped by a giant turtle. A giant turtle with spikes and fire breath.
Okay. I get that.
But, where the ? is her kingdom? She's a princess right? Why didn't Mario alert the authorities?
This ? is a gotdayum plumber. What the ? is he doing?
Had he died or gotten kidnapped, no one would know what happened.
What are Bowser's demands? Is he trying to ? her? Is there a deadline? What's his endgame here?
Her castle is basically unguarded. Summon the cavalry, storm the building, and rescue that ? . Simple.
Why the ? is a plumber the best ? for the job? This ? isn't John McClane.
But Gold_Certificate...The stars. Mario has to find the stars to release the princess.
Man, ? THE STARS. This ? is a gotdayum plumber.
? makes no sense. What kind of ? sets up a castle that way in the first place?
"Now lets install some stars inside of magical pictures in the walls that can be used against you by anyone who gets them."
WHY?? Why the ? would you do something like that?
"But don't worry Princess Peach. We'll guard the castle with a few harmless mushrooms."
Nooooo. That's a horrible idea. What the ? is wrong with you?
Then you get inside of the castle and it's pristine as ? . The door is intact, no blood, no scratches on the walls.
No signs of a forced entry or a struggle anywhere.
And to top it all off. This ? is a gotdayum plumber and there is a ? mushroom ? standing at the door.
Bruh...You really just let this ? go down? You watched as the princess was kidnapped by a rogue reptile and his minions?
What the ? is Peach paying you for? You disgust me. I don't even like mushrooms on my pizza. ? you.
I didn't bother playing through all of that ? . I'm sure Mario was handsomely rewarded for his efforts.
Oh wait:He wasn't.
I'm not even going to speak on the ? floating turtles. This ? was a gotdayum plumber.
Game Score: 0/10, would not mention while talking about my childhood.
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Kai, it's the only Zelda fan that said SS was good.
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Everybody I've talked too.
They said it's worse than this Zelda
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That's not what I heard from Zelda fans.
But since a NEW ZELDA WII U comes out
Then SS will be good and the new Zelda will be awful.
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Thats every Zelda since they never do anything different. What did Canada get a NES in the late 90s? You do know there are better consoles than Nintendo right? -
i have no idea who these people you speak of are, every zelda fanatic i know loves it
but if you haven't played skyward sword, i'd say give it a chance, if you liked twilight princess, you will definitely like this one. i love it, it's an amazing game
LMAO, they hated TP as well.
SS looks good to me, tho.
I have respect for Zelda games.
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ajax and ? yall ? like faggits b?
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i have no idea who these people you speak of are, every zelda fanatic i know loves it
but if you haven't played skyward sword, i'd say give it a chance, if you liked twilight princess, you will definitely like this one. i love it, it's an amazing game
LMAO, they hated TP as well.
SS looks good to me, tho.
I have respect for Zelda games.
The worst Zelda game to me is the link I showed you.
A Link to the Past was the only good Zelda. They just rinsed and repeated as only Nintendo can. -
Majora's Mask is under-appreciated
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Raging Raven wrote: »i have no idea who these people you speak of are, every zelda fanatic i know loves it
but if you haven't played skyward sword, i'd say give it a chance, if you liked twilight princess, you will definitely like this one. i love it, it's an amazing game
LMAO, they hated TP as well.
SS looks good to me, tho.
I have respect for Zelda games.
The worst Zelda game to me is the link I showed you.
A Link to the Past was the only good Zelda. They just rinsed and repeated as only Nintendo can.
No, there's LA, OoT, the Oracles games, TWW.
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LOL@ catching feelings over Zelda. ohhhla really lovees that dress and leggings wearing ? . Link to the past started the formula to OoT so I give it all the credit since the rest are just cut and paste. I liked WW but it was no different than A Link to the Past. ROFL@ ?
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About to record some of my own video game footage. (guild wars 2)
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I think Fiat jus ruined Mario64 for me.
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Raging Raven wrote: »LOL@ catching feelings over Zelda. ohhhla really lovees that dress and leggings wearing ? . Link to the past started the formula to OoT so I give it all the credit since the rest are just cut and paste. I liked WW but it was no different than A Link to the Past. ROFL@ ?
Bruh, who pays attention to Young Hero's tunic and boots?
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This should be in donkey tho..
Selective modding is wassup on these i.c. streets now b?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLqb-m1ZZUA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=in6RZzdGki8