Ever been catfished?
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Already Home_17 wrote: »"talking about she looked like janet jackson
? got out the car looking like freddy jackson"
Reminds me of Cube, when he said:
"Body like Beyonce, face like Andre (ugghhh)"
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I did back the MySpace days. ? had nuttin but face pics. She looked like that loud lady from the Tyler Perry movies. Was lowkey built like her without the implants too. We met at my house, she got naked. I told her to put her clothes back on.
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damobb2deep wrote: »i have technically... i still smashed the chick so it didnt matter...
How many times?
Did she come on to you or did you pursue her for the ? ?
Did you feel guilty afterwards?
What she look like?
Details bruh..
i don't remember who came on 2 who..
smashed once.. messed around multiple times..
did i feel guilty no..
honestly she reminded me of lil mo.. -
ScumbagSwag wrote: »
tell us your storyWill Munny wrote: »I have been catfished indirectly because of my former roommate.
I ? about it alot on here, it lead to some decent threads.
Long story short, my homie falls "IN LOVE" over ? instrgram with this hoe who ain't even graduated high school yet pretending to be a personal trainer and kick boxer and ? but really she fat as ? and ain't got NO job.
He got caught having ? over the land line because her parents took her cell phone from her.
He tried moving her into our tiny ass cabin out of the blue. I was like hell naw, we had a falling out. He had his parents pay off the rest of the money he owed on the lease and got a place in town.
She lived here for a while, ? her parents off then moved back to Cali leaving him and dry with a house he bought for the two of them to start a life in. -
Turfaholic wrote: »I did back the MySpace days. ? had nuttin but face pics. She looked like that loud lady from the Tyler Perry movies. Was lowkey built like her without the implants too. We met at my house, she got naked. I told her to put her clothes back on.
I bet you smashed ? ...How was it? -
Turfaholic wrote: »I did back the MySpace days. ? had nuttin but face pics. She looked like that loud lady from the Tyler Perry movies. Was lowkey built like her without the implants too. We met at my house, she got naked. I told her to put her clothes back on.
I bet you smashed ? ...How was it?
I couldn't. I'm a skinny ? , she was skinny. I need a girl packing a extra few pounds. Her ? looked like orange peels. and with us both being skinny somebody would've left with bruises. Would've been painful sex. I couldn't even attempt to get turned on. I seen her a few weeks later while I was walking to the train station. She was with a friend I flat out laughed at her n she shoved me. ? MySpace memories lol
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What is this catfish ? i keep on hearing?..this ? on POF asked if i'm into it..
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DreadlockRasta wrote: »What is this catfish ? i keep on hearing?..this ? on POF asked if i'm into it..
Google search: Candiru -
Will Munny wrote: »DreadlockRasta wrote: »What is this catfish ? i keep on hearing?..this ? on POF asked if i'm into it..
Google search: Candiru
I'm pretty sure those hoes i was talking to have no idea the spanish name for a catfish lmao
edit: So it's a show about online dating and on mtv? Don't even know what channel mtv is on my directv -
Catfish is Spanish is bagre.
This is a candiru, a type of catfish. These hoes be into some freakshit these days.
@thulsadoom
@theodis
@whateverthefuckjamelnameis
I know he love that ?
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Yea you right, a specie of it...but i think those ? were referencing the tv show lol
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ScumbagSwag wrote: »
The real faggotry is the guy wearing the bra.
Seriously, even if you have jack ? going on in your life, what would compel any person to think putting on a bra, and dancing like a girl to random guys online before turning around to catch them jerking off and then laugh at them, is either entertaining or worth even the time it takes to think of something so ? .
You only see white people doing this ? too.
LMAO
that's hilarious to me, not even close to "? ".
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Catfish is more like they show you pictures but either they don't look the same or they're a different person.
Back in the day meeting off the internet or being hooked up with somebody by not seeing them yet is different which I been through that plenty times. -
Maybe...but i'll never know cause I never plan on meeting him.... It's just a friend anyway, nothing romantic but we've been good (internet and phone) friends for over 10 years. He's had trouble in his marriage due to our friendship, but it's really nothing like that on my part.
Kat you seriously given in already?..... -
englishdude wrote: »Maybe...but i'll never know cause I never plan on meeting him.... It's just a friend anyway, nothing romantic but we've been good (internet and phone) friends for over 10 years. He's had trouble in his marriage due to our friendship, but it's really nothing like that on my part.
Kat you seriously given in already?.....
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Maybe...but i'll never know cause I never plan on meeting him.... It's just a friend anyway, nothing romantic but we've been good (internet and phone) friends for over 10 years. He's had trouble in his marriage due to our friendship, but it's really nothing like that on my part.
Did you cybersex him?
That would be a negative -
ScumbagSwag wrote: »
IM IN TEARS....NGA CLICKED OFF OF THAT SCREEN FAST AS HELL -
HELL NO !!!
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I have back in 01 I met her on yahoo chat she had so many pics I should have known a young lady that pretty wouldn't be so pressed to meet. She stood me up twice then she told me to come to her house she was very big but I still spent a little time with her.
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Kat-fished?
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I didnt. I tried to get some head but her fat Vienna sausage fingas was a turn off... -
was Living in Delaware at the time (myspace days like 2005) talking to this puerto rican chick.. said she was 5'3 160lbs.. im like daamn thats kinda lot of weight for that height but said ? it (i like chunky ? anyway.. judge me) she had a cute picture
what ? me off about this ? was i was in the AF and this ? high giving me directions over the phone (the fact i was in the AF and couldnt blaze i had ZERO patients for "high ? directions") and i only lived there about 7 months at the time. Delaware is small as ? . Its literally smaller than the city of Detroit. and this ? kept giving me ? up directions.. end up taken me 2.5 hours for a 30 mins drive. it was pouring down raining.. ? just ? me off more than anything. i was irritated by the time i stepped on her porch
finally get to this ? crib and she opens the door... ? was5'3 and all of 260 pounds.. im 6ft 220 and was maaad as hell. I swear im just standing there in the rain like
for a good 30 seconds.. just standing there .. no words.. just thinking .. this internet hook ups is some ? . She asked me was i coming in.,, i walked in like i owned place/ been there before, she like "u want some henny" im like naw im good, just started turning off lights and ? lol
she a got 4 year old son. im like "put him to bed" she does im like where ur bedroom she tells me.. i just went laid down she came in killed the lights and i throat ? that ? for the next hour busted a nut and just passed out
woke up like 6:30 am she getting her son ready for daycare or whatever.. got up got dressed and left.. i remember it was still raining.. she didnt have a car and they was walking to the bus stop.. now i think about it i was off that day.. i coulda dropped them off , but I just chucked her the dueces as i sped by.. smh
oh yeah .. best head i ever got in my life -
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rX9usTETfoU