Can we talk about the worst movie of 2012 please?

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edited September 2013 in Lights, Camera, Action!
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The man with the Iron Fists is the ? movie ever and if I was a huge fan of chinese kung fu movies I would be even more ? . I remember when we first heard that this was comin out and ? was hype cuz RZA was in it. Man ? this ? lol

Im watchin this for the first time and they dont even got real chinese accents((I literally laughed when one of the villagers was talking and said "Yo this ? is horrible") and they got Russell Crowe using ? beads in a tub lolololol
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  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    NH but ? beads bruh? Is u serious?
  • KingFreeman
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    Lol me and my boys were just talking about this yesterday. We were clowning our one boy cause he bigged it up crazy after seeing it on opening day.
    ? was hot garbage. It was like watching rza having a dream about himself in some stupid ass fantasy. Then on top of it all he's narrating the ? . Foh. Still mad I spent money on that ? ? .
    Worst thing about it is how good it could have been if rza humbled himself and took a smaller role or at least tried to act.
    That Asian ? could get the d tho. Quickly.
  • Lou Cypher
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    Lmfao @ the part when rza got his hands cut off and that half assed scream of agony he did. had me smh. I didnt think the movie was HORRIBLE but i do wish rza took a smaller role.
  • CeLLaR-DooR
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    RZA can't act. His voice is horrible, (when he's rappin' smh). Film was wack, but it was THAT bad. ight it was bad
  • tha bause
    tha bause Members Posts: 1,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Dave Batista and the RZA in a Kung fu movie......? sounds like it could top Bones for worst movie ever
  • Sour-Cream
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    That ? was pure comedy to me. I replayed that funny ass scream when RZA got his arms amputated over and over, ? was crying like a straight ? .

  • Sour-Cream
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    Prometheus had good acting though. It was just a ? movie.


  • Vader_F_Kennedy
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    Man wit the iron fist was on last night never seen it ..but soon as I seen how they had crowe lookin I turned the station
  • Beta
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    Vader wrote: »
    Man wit the iron fist was on last night never seen it ..but soon as I seen how they had crowe lookin I turned the station


    How dude gonna accept that role? lol

    ? was like if Tom Hanks or Tommy Lee Jones was ? mad young ? in a movie. Its just...not right lol
  • Beta
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    That ? was pure comedy to me. I replayed that funny ass scream when RZA got his arms amputated over and over, ? was crying like a straight ? .

    dude was sound like mos def with that force feeding ?

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  • blackrain
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    The story of how he even ended up there is when I wanted to cut that ? off
  • playmaker88
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    prometheus ... kys

    its a set up to a series
  • Stomp Johnson
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    ? was trash truck juice.
  • texas409
    texas409 Members Posts: 20,854 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    somebody up that thread so i can get to clowning ?
  • The_Man
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    I had to turn it off halfway threw then deleted it off the ps3
  • j dash
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    Yeah ? was maaad funny without trying to be. Funny ?
  • rage
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    Didnt get past the first 20mins
  • atribecalledgabi
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    I had to turn it off halfway threw then deleted it off the ps3

    yea i couldn't finish it the first time i watched it. i got almost halfway through, turned it off, then finished it up like a week later.
  • RawAce
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    Fate tried to save me.
    Back in December we could never make it to the movies to see this so I got the torrent.... I tried to watch the movie on ps3 and a storm happened and knocked the power out.... Next time we tried to watch it I had an off day and got called into work as soon as the movie started.

    Last week I dvr'ed that ? and we smoked a bowl and fell asleep midway thru.

    2 days later we watched that ? midday, sober .....

    Watched it all the way to the end and wanted to punch my tv immediately

    Worst movie since Manchurian candidate

    They better not make a part 2.
  • DarthRozay
    DarthRozay Members Posts: 20,570 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    RawAce wrote: »
    Fate tried to save me.
    Back in December we could never make it to the movies to see this so I got the torrent.... I tried to watch the movie on ps3 and a storm happened and knocked the power out.... Next time we tried to watch it I had an off day and got called into work as soon as the movie started.

    Last week I dvr'ed that ? and we smoked a bowl and fell asleep midway thru.

    2 days later we watched that ? midday, sober .....

    Watched it all the way to the end and wanted to punch my tv immediately

    Worst movie since Manchurian candidate

    They better not make a part 2.
    lol damn, fate really did try to save you from it.

  • Well Got Dam
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    i fell asleep watching that ? , next day my girl asked if i wanted to finish the movie i went and took a two hour ?
  • Rue_Flexington
    Rue_Flexington Members Posts: 1,874 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited September 2013
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    I'll just leave this one right here

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    and this one

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    and definitely this one

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