Art thee exasperated based on the fact that I am simply laying my style upon thee?
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This is the best thread ever.
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Earl is this you son?
Ye gods! I would naught have presupposed for once in my life that I would ever lay my eyes upon the bastard child Terius whose entrance in this world was the result of Olde Earl ignoring prophylactics for the sake of optimal pleasure. His great great great grandmother Mabel possesseth some of the finest womanflesh I have gotten to know.
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Translation: this is first time i've ever seen my illegitimate son, who is only alive because i didnt use a rubber. I wanted to ? his mama raw and her ? was the bestEarlBarrettSmith wrote: »Earl is this you son?
Ye gods! I would naught have presupposed for once in my life that I would ever lay my eyes upon the bastard child Terius whose entrance in this world was the result of Olde Earl ignoring prophylactics for the sake of optimal pleasure. His great great great grandmother Mabel possesseth some of the finest womanflesh I have gotten to know.
Hilarious
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As earlier stated, hatred from disreputable gentlemen is going to continually persist. All I may expound upon is that ye jealous curmudgeons may consume excreta and expire.
Authentic gentlemen recognizeth other authentic gentlemen for we have not selected the life of a ruffian, conversely the life of a ruffian selected us.
All ye detractors and scoffers, prithee do vacate thyselves from His realm. -
yoooooooo
He told the haters to eat ? and die in the nicest way possible.
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I CANT ? DEAL
THIS IS THE GOAT ALIAS
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Just when I thought i couldn't take this ? any more that ? done posted that Vine lol. Earl got ? throwing more hissy fits than Kendrick Lamar's Control verse.
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Y'all ? ...and lou, stop translating. People can understand earls ish just fine without y'all explaining it.
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Really...REALLY???!!!...I feel like Stan in that episode of South Park where erthing around him just sounded like ? but erbody else was eatin it up...
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Miles, get with the program my ? , this ? the best thing to hit the IC since...i dont really know cuzz, i was never too active round here. But that right there is just hating son.
Lol at ? deciphering his texts.
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A1000MILES wrote: »Really...REALLY???!!!...I feel like Stan in that episode of South Park where erthing around him just sounded like ? but erbody else was eatin it up...
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Goat donkey thread.
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LMFAO @A1000miles is hating hard and wished he was as awesome as the Earl is.
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EarlBarrettSmith wrote: »Thou needeth an Earl Grey interview @earlbarrettsmith
I rarely confabulate with people belonging to the Franconian tribe but after ye aided us in many a battle against the redcoats then verily so by my troth I canst have a dialogue with thou.commencer of this here thine thread, you amuse me so. i do so hope you continue to bless us with your mirth and wit, for that i would be eternally grateful
Grammarcy, as much as my riveting chronicles may delighteth thee I am still not a with doing any less than comparting the daily events of my life. Whenever I shall possess the opportunity to continue doing so betwixt knowing womanflesh and being compensated in abundance, I shall take it.
That means that he agrees ?
YASS
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Classic ? :EarlBarrettSmith wrote: »'Tis I, Sir Earl and fret not for thy ? shall accompany me.
Thou art larded, simple, poxbearers who spendeth thine days gazing upon murals of folly. Thou art all that is impure within His realm. Forsooth, hast thy lot ever knownst the pleasures of a woman? Surely ye thrusteth thy jests upon others duest to thine own inability! Yet knoweth no boundaries! Worse yet, doubtless, than touching thyself impurely whilst gazing upon portraits! Be ye not of foreign ways! We shall joust for sport, for I am unassailable. Led many a man in battle and tournament, have I! What contests dost thou knoweth? Pleasuring thineself to those of barbaric persuasions? For too it is said I am scholarly and known that I am betrothed to the fairest of maidens! (The lady doth swallow my member; ’twas the COIN of the realm!). Thou art buggerers of boys who should just endeth thine own lives. Thou hast pleased me with thy audience. Beholdeth a relative portrait: ’tis my ? .
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^^ The spinoffs got me dying in here lmfao yall donkey ? dont play
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If i want my certificate of proficiency in english i must master his craft. What is the name of this english style? I ll order a book asap
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That means that he agrees ?
YASS
Forsooth! In spite of the fact that time might be of the essence as the ways of a procurer are demanding as I have an abundance of women of ill repute to please with my ? extremities, I still appreciate informing the cretins of the Valetudinarian Coterie of the pleasures of partaking in vainglorious activities and accumulating astronomical sums of financial profit by non licet means for it will surely cleft thy souls ye doom merchants.If i want my certificate of proficiency in english i must master his craft. What is the name of this english style? I ll order a book asap
My good sir, If monetary compensation speaketh then I discourse in that tongue fluently.
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A1000MILES wrote: »Really...REALLY???!!!...I feel like Stan in that episode of South Park where erthing around him just sounded like ? but erbody else was eatin it up...
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Lamilton3000 wrote: »A1000MILES wrote: »Really...REALLY???!!!...I feel like Stan in that episode of South Park where erthing around him just sounded like ? but erbody else was eatin it up...
art thou irate brethren?
.......I just..I can't. ..
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Lmfsaaoaooooooo
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Best poster since carl weather's
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Weathers*
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I like this ? !
