What Did America Get Stuck In Their Rectums This Year?
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The list for ? is mad long, what the ? ...?
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It's a ? list, what the ? ...?!!???
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Ahhhhhhh, WOOORRRRRMS....? naw....
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You see this ? list? Nobodies ? suppose to open up like a big mouth bass taking those
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Worms tho? I would've set that ? on fire
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Damn, I'm speechless. Wtf?
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? :
PENCIL
PENCILS
SHAMPOO BOTTLE
COLOGNE BOTTLE
LOTION JAR
SODA CAN
SODA BOTTLE
FLASHLIGHT
BATHTUB STOPPER
SHOT GLASS (BROKEN)
SOCK
ICE PACK
END OF CURTAIN ROD
"PATIENT STATES HE WAS EXPERIENCING AN ITCHY ? AND INSERTED A REMOTE CONTROL TO SCRATCH"
?
? BATTERY
COVER OF ?
TIP OF ?
"BIG PURPLE ? "
"PATIENT STATES HE GOT ? AND PASSED OUT AT GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE, AWOKE WITH SPOONS AND ? IN ? "
LIGHTER
TOY SUBMARINE
TOOTHBRUSH HOLDER
2 HALVES OF BAR OF SOAP
POOL BALL
LIT BOTTLE ROCKET; "IT DIDN'T GO WELL"
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How does one even think to make a thread like this?
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I'm about to put this on my fb..
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the ? though? pin hole worms coming out of the vaginal urethra? I quote butthead on this one "oh dear lord!"
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Black_Samson wrote: »As in past years, the U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission has created a searchable database of emergency room visits around the country. And as in past years, we have trolled the data for the finest examples of insertions showcasing extraordinarily bad luck and/or ingenuity.
Sorted by orifice, working south:
Ear:
SEED
PAINTBRUSH
"SOME ? "
?
MAKEUP BRUSH
PATIENT TOLD PARENTS THAT THE CATS STUCK SOMETHING IN HER EAR
GASOLINE
BUTTERFLY
HERSHEY KISS
"CLASSMATE PUT A ROCK IN EAR, HAS PIECE OF PAPER IN OTHER EAR"
.....CRACKERS
Most likely a case of "2nd Grader Problems"Nose:
EAR PLUG
CRAYON
PLASTIC EYEBALL
HEART-SHAPED GEM
DIME
PENNY
NICKEL
AA BATTERIES
SPONGE
SMALL DECORATIVE ROCK
2 ERASERS
MULCH
"PLACED A BEAD IN HER NOSTRIL, PATIENT HAS NO COMPLAINTS"
HOw your breath stink that bad you decide oneday to just brush your teeth with a whole box of TIDE with bleach?Throat:
DETERGENT PACK
Once again...CRACKERS.? :
? PLUG
20-30 MAGNETIC BUCKY ?
DICE
FISHTANK AIRHOSE
ANTENNA
SEWING NEEDLE
BB PELLET
"WIDE WOODEN DOWEL"
NAIL
PLASTIC PIPE, DENTAL FLOSS WITH BEADS
WIRE
MARBLE
EMBEDDED DOMINO IN ? "TO PLEASE THE LADIES"
Nasty ? tried to scoop the worms out and got that stuck too smh? :
"WORMS COMING OUT OF ? -? "—PINWORMS
SPOON
Oh..and...? .? :
BATHTUB STOPPER
Now how the ? ---nevermind just---CRACKERS smh
If Black: Homosexual and lying..."PATIENT STATES HE GOT ? AND PASSED OUT AT GIRLFRIENDS HOUSE, AWOKE WITH SPOONS AND ? IN ? "
If ? : 100% Believable
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how does one get a domino into their ? lol
Subcutaneous ? insertion of domino fragments by incarcerated males in southwest United States prisons: a report of three cases.
INTRODUCTION:
Self-insertion of ? foreign bodies is performed worldwide, largely due to a perception that it will enhance sexual performance and virility. There are relatively few cases reported in the United States.
AIM:
We report three cases of Hispanic men incarcerated in separate southwest United States prisons who utilized a similar technique to insert foreign bodies fabricated out of dominos into the subcutaneous tissues of the ? .
RESULTS:
In each case, an incarcerated Hispanic male or fellow inmate filed a domino into a unique shape for placement under the ? skin. Utilizing the tip of a ballpoint pen or a sharpened shard of plastic to create a puncture wound, each man inserted the domino fragment into the subcutaneous tissue of the ? . All three men presented with infection requiring operative removal.
CONCLUSIONS:
Incarcerated males put themselves at risk for injury and infection when attempting ? enhancement with improvised equipment.
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*reads list*
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I was once told to view a video called "kids in a sandbox", so none of this ? now surprises me. That video is the woat thing I've ever seen.
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A ? at my friends hospital came in with a 2 liter bottle of pop in his ? , that South Park episode was real ? ? really do put living hamsters in they ass
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What in the ?
at white ppl -
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yo Americans are some sick ?
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how does a domino in the ? please the ladies? how does one get a domino into their ? lol
You never heard the phrase "he's got that domino ? "?
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never in my life have i thought if sticking anything inside my ? because it would obviously be extremely painful, wtf are the thoughts going through these people heads when they do this,
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a 2 liter bottle of soda tho????????????????????????????????????????
