Comedian/Black Dynamite Writer Ricky Smith Recounts How Derek Jeter Stole His Date

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  • gns
    gns Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
    This is true sadness
  • Kame
    Kame Members Posts: 24,246 ✭✭✭✭✭
    I seen this on Smoking Section, ? had me in tears
    Jeter could steal my girl too tho
  • D0wn
    D0wn Members Posts: 10,818 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yawn... its part Of the game. Yet he out here ? on himself.
    He coulda had 2-3 Tweets; Jeter took my ? ,i was heated ,blah.
    But, Homie went in on himself , lacking confidence. No wonder she left himm.
  • KNiGHTS
    KNiGHTS Members Posts: 4,435 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Yooooooo this belongs in the GOAT thread from back in the day about What's the Worst Way You've Seen Someone Get Rejected. Had to keep my own soul from leaving my body after reading this ? .
  • KNiGHTS
    KNiGHTS Members Posts: 4,435 ✭✭✭✭✭
    D0wn wrote: »
    Yawn... its part Of the game. Yet he out here ? on himself.
    He coulda had 2-3 Tweets; Jeter took my ? ,i was heated ,blah.
    But, Homie went in on himself , lacking confidence. No wonder she left himm.

    She was a Myspace bop. He lost for not coming into town with at least a Plan B and C.
  • Valentinez A. Kaiser
    Valentinez A. Kaiser Members Posts: 9,028 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Ole "I like to bring sand to the beach" ass ?
  • Valentinez A. Kaiser
    Valentinez A. Kaiser Members Posts: 9,028 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Jeter been playing the field tho...

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  • goodlookinout
    goodlookinout Members Posts: 5,302 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Jeter ain't taking no L's son
  • greenwood1921
    greenwood1921 Members Posts: 47,115 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Honestly, if you're a single, decent looking, multimillionaire athlete in this day and age and you CAN'T pull bishes like Jeter on demand -- Stop breathing. You're a waste of oxygen.

    I tip my hat to them broke or average joe nikkas like my boy Tony-B who makes about 50k a year, looks like a dark-skin Martin Lawrence, but got a stable of hoes that look like the ? that's posted in ill pix. (Most of'em low-self esteem strippers -- but still.)

  • MR.CJ
    MR.CJ Members Posts: 64,689 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Jeter the GOAT
  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
    He should ve caught the fade lol
  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
    MR.CJ wrote: »
    Jeter the GOAT

  • A$AP_A$TON
    A$AP_A$TON Members Posts: 11,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    He should pat his self on the back that he even had a Jeter approved chick.
  • A$AP_A$TON
    A$AP_A$TON Members Posts: 11,691 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Worst part is that Jeter prolly don't even remember the girl or this night.
  • LUClEN
    LUClEN Members Posts: 20,559 ✭✭✭✭✭
    D0wn wrote: »
    Yawn... its part Of the game. Yet he out here ? on himself.
    He coulda had 2-3 Tweets; Jeter took my ? ,i was heated ,blah.
    But, Homie went in on himself , lacking confidence. No wonder she left himm.

    It adds to the comedic affect
  • Billy_Poncho
    Billy_Poncho Members Posts: 22,382 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Derek Jeter livin that Based life
  • S2J
    S2J Members Posts: 28,458 ✭✭✭✭✭
    D0wn wrote: »
    Yawn... its part Of the game. Yet he out here ? on himself.
    He coulda had 2-3 Tweets; Jeter took my ? ,i was heated ,blah.
    But, Homie went in on himself , lacking confidence. No wonder she left himm.

    Yall nggas got no sense of humor. That ? was hilarious.

    And who gives af about 'goin in' on yourself that ? was probly 10+yrs ago.
  • ckfree
    ckfree Members Posts: 9,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    Honestly, if you're a single, decent looking, multimillionaire athlete in this day and age and you CAN'T pull bishes like Jeter on demand -- Stop breathing. You're a waste of oxygen.

    I tip my hat to them broke or average joe nikkas like my boy Tony-B who makes about 50k a year, looks like a dark-skin Martin Lawrence, but got a stable of hoes that look like the ? that's posted in ill pix. (Most of'em low-self esteem strippers -- but still.)

    word just look at these 'instagram models' dying to take pictures with that fat ? of a child terio

    joe jackson used to bring hos into mj room while he was sleeping cause they were willing to ? joe to meet his son

    these hose dont see

    weight
    faces
    or ages

    all they see is the word fame
  • ckfree
    ckfree Members Posts: 9,659 ✭✭✭✭✭
    laughing at ? that once caused you pain and/or embarrassment }}}}}

    i heard this dude interviewed on the his and her podcast this past weekend he also said he got into a fight with an mma fighter which he didnt realize at the time

    which i believe because those guys look like regular dudes and most cant even see the top of the fridge so you not really tripping you thinking you pressing regular joe at the club before you know it you in a sleeper hold in the hands of a lightweight champion
  • greenwood1921
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    In theory, every nikka has had his "girl taken" from him.

    But in fact -- If your bish can be 'taken' from you...















    ...She was never yours to begin with.

    The hoes are for everybody. Sharing is caring, nikka.
  • KNiGHTS
    KNiGHTS Members Posts: 4,435 ✭✭✭✭✭
    S.jR. wrote: »
    Derek Jeter on his M.Bison ? ... for this ? it was the worse day of his life but for Jeter...
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    Could you imagine how Twitter would collapse if Jeter posted this before you did? Dude would have to off himself. Ether that strong would follow you through identity changes.

    Damn shame the only L's Jeter has caught have been the herpes rumors and growing old. The first one didn't even slow his ? hand where it annihilates most dudes even with paperwork saying otherwise.