2003-2008 Wizards Appreciation/Roast Thread

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Inspired by that jailblazers report, this team was a strange mix of knuckleheads
Gibert Arenas:
http://nypost.com/2010/01/01/wizards-gilbert-arenas-and-javaris-crittenton-pull-pistols-on-each-other/

But before that he had the juice for a sec. Diddy threw him one of the biggest celeb parties ever to that date. Everybody was there, at the famous Love nighclub. They actually put a tent ove rthe whole block.
Deshawn Stevenson: Lebron my ngga but for a good year Deshawn put the fear of ? in Lebron, rightfully so.


As has been reported a number of places by now, there was a shooting last night in front of DeShawn Stevenson's house in the Orlando area.
When we responded to the house, two vehicles had been shot, there were bullet holes in the house, there was blood on more than one vehicle. About a half-hour later a guy who had been seen in the neighborhood of the shooting turned up at a hospital in a Cadillac Escalade. I don't know if he had been shot in one or both legs.
Nobody involved is cooperating.
Then of course Jay z with the ill cape for Bron Bron lol
Andre Blatche:
According to D.C. police, Blatche and a male acquaintance were arrested at 12:11 yesterday morning in front of 10 Thomas Circle in Northwest Washington after attempting to solicit sex from a female police officer in the prostitution enforcement unit. He appeared in D.C. Superior Court yesterday evening and was released.
He also almost died gettin robbed a few weeks after he ws drafted.
Nick Young aka Swaggy P
Javaris Crittenton-these nggas had a shooter on the wing...literally.
Javaris Crittenton, already awaiting trial for murder, has been indicted in a federal drug investigation.
Then there's the actual on-court stuff. They actually were good. Coulda made noise if Gilbert never got hurt/brought them guns.
Gil droped 60 on Kobe in LA, made a few 2nd team all NBA teams, had a nice lil big 3 in Gil, Caron, and Jamison. All fell apart.
Gibert Arenas:
http://nypost.com/2010/01/01/wizards-gilbert-arenas-and-javaris-crittenton-pull-pistols-on-each-other/

But before that he had the juice for a sec. Diddy threw him one of the biggest celeb parties ever to that date. Everybody was there, at the famous Love nighclub. They actually put a tent ove rthe whole block.
Deshawn Stevenson: Lebron my ngga but for a good year Deshawn put the fear of ? in Lebron, rightfully so.


As has been reported a number of places by now, there was a shooting last night in front of DeShawn Stevenson's house in the Orlando area.
When we responded to the house, two vehicles had been shot, there were bullet holes in the house, there was blood on more than one vehicle. About a half-hour later a guy who had been seen in the neighborhood of the shooting turned up at a hospital in a Cadillac Escalade. I don't know if he had been shot in one or both legs.
Nobody involved is cooperating.
Then of course Jay z with the ill cape for Bron Bron lol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHdr7QImlPg
Andre Blatche:
According to D.C. police, Blatche and a male acquaintance were arrested at 12:11 yesterday morning in front of 10 Thomas Circle in Northwest Washington after attempting to solicit sex from a female police officer in the prostitution enforcement unit. He appeared in D.C. Superior Court yesterday evening and was released.
He also almost died gettin robbed a few weeks after he ws drafted.
Nick Young aka Swaggy P
Javaris Crittenton-these nggas had a shooter on the wing...literally.
Javaris Crittenton, already awaiting trial for murder, has been indicted in a federal drug investigation.
Then there's the actual on-court stuff. They actually were good. Coulda made noise if Gilbert never got hurt/brought them guns.
Gil droped 60 on Kobe in LA, made a few 2nd team all NBA teams, had a nice lil big 3 in Gil, Caron, and Jamison. All fell apart.
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Had some nice battles against the heat........lebron needs to get in an nba fight where he gets ejected.....
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Alpha's favorite team before he jumped on the Heat bandwagon
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Had some nice battles against the heat........lebron needs to get in an nba fight where he gets ejected.....
When were these battles? I remember us sweeping them. -
infamous114 wrote: »
I guess so but I meant the wiz attempts to frustrate bron by fouling him hard and trying to fight him......it was fun -
Loved the cavs/wizards play off battles..? even jayz got involved lol
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infamous114 wrote: »
I guess so but I meant the wiz attempts to frustrate bron by fouling him hard and trying to fight him......it was fun
Bron wasn't on the Heat when he played against the Wizards in the playoffs. -
? this thread...? Abe polins racist ass too......might as well get in a ? Jordan in while im at it......its been tough being a wizards fan....I'm good now
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infamous114 wrote: »infamous114 wrote: »
I guess so but I meant the wiz attempts to frustrate bron by fouling him hard and trying to fight him......it was fun
Bron wasn't on the Heat when he played against the Wizards in the playoffs.
What are u typing about? I am referring to cavs and wizards battles -
infamous114 wrote: »
thats what i was gon say.. i remember Stevenson and James getting into it.. then somehow Souljah boy and Hov getting wrapped in the beef.. now i think about it.. thats kinda weird.. .. meh to lazy to google that ? -
They got involved cuz Stevenson said James was the most overrated player in the league James was asked about it James said responding to him is like
Hov responding to SB jay made a song over too short blow the whistle beat addressing Stevenson's overrated comments
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infamous114 wrote: »infamous114 wrote: »
I guess so but I meant the wiz attempts to frustrate bron by fouling him hard and trying to fight him......it was fun
Bron wasn't on the Heat when he played against the Wizards in the playoffs.
What are u typing about? I am referring to cavs and wizards battlesHad some nice battles against the heat........lebron needs to get in an nba fight where he gets ejected.....
This. What the ? are you talking about here? -
I have several threads that can contribute to this one....shout out to Swaggy P though...and ? Blatche for bottle popping his talent away in the club
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infamous114 wrote: »createinfamous114 wrote: »infamous114 wrote: »
I guess so but I meant the wiz attempts to frustrate bron by fouling him hard and trying to fight him......it was fun
Bron wasn't on the Heat when he played against the Wizards in the playoffs.
What are u typing about? I am referring to cavs and wizards battlesHad some nice battles against the heat........lebron needs to get in an nba fight where he gets ejected.....
This. What the ? are you talking about here?
My fault....my fault
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S/O to the GOAT
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its....JOHN B wrote: »Alpha's favorite team before he jumped on the Heat bandwagon
why are you not banned ? ? lol
Never had a team before miami for all the stupid ones too -
its....JOHN B wrote: »Alpha's favorite team before he jumped on the Heat bandwagon
why are you not banned ? ? lol
Never had a team before miami for all the stupid ones too -
chi-town no dickriding today bruh..
who was it that said gilber arenas ? in their shoes or some thing like that though? I think it was andray blatche -
I was rooting for Arenas 'til he brought them guns lol. He had some really good games I witnessed. I enjoyed that playoff series between CLE/WAS too.
I remember someone posting a .gif of Stevenson during one of those games and I think greenwood came in and said "throat slash gesture when you're down by 12? that's wassup"
? had me dying -
wait i take that back -
I'm still mad about that crab dribble ? lol
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I bring all my guns to work...Gilbert Arenas!!!
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team was full of knuckleheads lol
non stop fukkery lmao
who the hell put that roster together -
I have several threads that can contribute to this one....shout out to Swaggy P though...and ? Blatche for bottle popping his talent away in the club
Out of any ball player, i've seen him the most in clubs. Not even close. And never in VIP either, just in the midst of the club.
I remember i saw him at k st lounge, seemingly dolo, just walkin around takin a patron bottle to the head. Everybody had that confused face like 'Ngga y are u so tall...and u rich, why dont u have a table? What are u even doing here?' -
dalyricalbandit wrote: »
wait i take that back
mutombo on the bench looking like i would've punched that ? -
dalyricalbandit wrote: »
wait i take that back
TMac looking at everyone but Jordan