I'm a 44yr old fat ? and I wanna start my own internet clique

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  • T. Sanford
    T. Sanford Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 25,291 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    bless me in your gang. I wanna be that hustler from the clique that sell ring tones to the consumers
  • Idiopathic Joker
    Idiopathic Joker Members, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
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    T. Sanford wrote: »
    bless me in your gang. I wanna be that hustler from the clique that sell ring tones to the consumers

    You could clean up the blood
  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    T. Sanford wrote: »
    bless me in your gang. I wanna be that hustler from the clique that sell ring tones to the consumers


    You're in.
  • Undergroundraplegend
    Undergroundraplegend Members Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Ill like to join

    Ill bring some youth into the group dont know what positions to fill
  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Ill like to join

    Ill bring some youth into the group dont know what positions to fill


    You're in.



    Marketing/Street Promotions.

  • Lou Cypher
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    Y'all enemies is my enemies. Word to T. Sanford.
  • Idiopathic Joker
    Idiopathic Joker Members, Moderators Posts: 45,691 Regulator
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    deadeye wrote: »
    Ill like to join

    Ill bring some youth into the group dont know what positions to fill


    You're in.



    Marketing/Street Promotions.

    You're going about this all wrong. We're not a corporation. We're the ill of society. We're the reason for police. The reason squares use guns for protection. The reason women walk at night in groups or not at all. The reason bullet proof vests are easy to get. The devil wants us in hell only to recruit us as soldiers in his army, and even then, he assigns demons to watch us cause even he doesn't trust us. When one of us die, the world breathes a sigh of relief, cause they have proof we are mortal.
  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    JokerKing wrote: »
    deadeye wrote: »
    Ill like to join

    Ill bring some youth into the group dont know what positions to fill


    You're in.



    Marketing/Street Promotions.

    You're going about this all wrong. We're not a corporation. We're the ill of society.



    Corporations are the biggest criminal organizations in the world though.



    The fact that they're legal entities above the law is what makes them so dangerous.
  • Busta Carmichael
    Busta Carmichael Members, Moderators Posts: 13,161 Regulator
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    Cotdamn the El Jefe Sanford just made just made this gang triller
  • Busta Carmichael
    Busta Carmichael Members, Moderators Posts: 13,161 Regulator
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    Ay conflict ? yo mother b

    Hating ass ?
  • OmegaConflict
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    "you gon be aiight"
  • K_Fisher
    K_Fisher Members Posts: 2,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Could I be Head of human resources and recruitment?

    ..and could we have "power" blasting through the speakers every morning so I can flamboyantly stroll to my office (in slow motion) while grinding on all secretaries I meet along the way.

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    Also In my office id like to have the following:

    A giant Ivan drago poster (in a gold frame) with the words "I must break you".

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    A ring of death where I will hold a monthly "kumite" , all successful job applicants will be required to fight to the death.Female applicants of considerable and/or high level of attractiveness can opt for topless jelly wrestling instead. (? ? and under performing staff gain automatic entry to kumite)

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    A life sized Helen Mirren cardboard cutout with a hole cut out where her mouth is.

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    All requirements negotiable except the last one.If yes...am in.
  • OmegaConflict
    OmegaConflict Members Posts: 39,030 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Parallel wrote: »
    Chicity wrote: »
    Get a logo

    Co-sizzle...

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    Just realized that's the outline of a stripper doing a split on a pole...always thought it was a terrible pic of Jesus on the cross.

    You're better than this PR.
  • BoldChild
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    Yall need to recruit @lookdude
  • PILL_COSBY
    PILL_COSBY Members Posts: 6,374 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2014
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    ? hilarious!

    Whatever happened to the O.G click of the I.C who started all this ? though? Y'all remember the "right click mob/gang". A.man is the only member I still see posting.

    Anyway, O.G deadeye, this is like the perfect logo for the set.
    stevie%20j%20scary%20face-0.jpg

    OR THIS
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  • topoftheworld
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    K_Fisher wrote: »
    Could I be Head of human resources and recruitment?

    ..and could we have "power" blasting through the speakers every morning so I can flamboyantly stroll to my office (in slow motion) while grinding on all secretaries I meet along the way.

    nqczlv.jpg

    Also In my office id like to have the following:

    A giant Ivan drago poster (in a gold frame) with the words "I must break you".

    21kh76d.jpg

    A ring of death where I will hold a monthly "kumite" , all successful job applicants will be required to fight to the death.Female applicants of considerable and/or high level of attractiveness can opt for topless jelly wrestling instead. (? ? and under performing staff gain automatic entry to kumite)

    125l36f.jpg

    A life sized Helen Mirren cardboard cutout with a hole cut out where her mouth is.

    2zhr6oj.jpg

    All requirements negotiable except the last one.If yes...am in.

    @K_Fisher‌ this is the probably one of the funniest things I've come across on here. nice.
    oh yeah...and that Drago pic...I'm taxing that. thanks for that. :)
  • iron man1
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    @deadeye You're going to need this organization to have proper security measurments and protection for you and your fellow staff members.
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    Someone with vast amounts of resources as well as current control of all covert operations known worldwide and allies from around the world.

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    What do you think sir?

  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    iron man1 wrote: »
    @deadeye You're going to need this organization to have proper security measurments and protection for you and your fellow staff members.
    im_awesome_tony_zps46d0cd48.gif




    Someone with vast amounts of resources as well as current control of all covert operations known worldwide and allies from around the world.

    tumblr_miowo0pvEI1rkqrw6o3_250_zps8fcde15a.gif


    What do you think sir?





    You're in.

  • OmegaConflict
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    Wait wait wait i dont know about this so called iron man. I've seen this guy around here before and I dont think hes who he says he is. Matter of fact I have yet to see this guy in action
  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited May 2014
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    Parallel wrote: »
    #Creepset has made an enemy in me for exposing my girlfriend.

    Best of luck to all the members in the future.


    @Parallel‌


    Didn't know she was exposed.


    What happened?


    Haven't checked on that Donkey thread in a few days.


    Was it something else besides the modeling pics on the first few pages?
  • OmegaConflict
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    HE AINT EVEN DO NOTHING!
  • caddo man
    caddo man Members Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Parallel wrote: »
    You're the leader of the e-gang known as the #Creepset. This is your doing. Do not act oblivious.

    He is the leader only for administrative purposes.
  • deadeye
    deadeye Members Posts: 22,884 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Parallel wrote: »
    You're the leader of the e-gang known as the #Creepset. This is your doing. Do not act oblivious.

    @Parallel‌


    The corporation is not responsible.....nor does it condone.....the actions of any members who act independently of our Board of Directors.



    This was implicitly stated on the first page of this thread.



    Besides, if I was going to go after anyone.....it would be @LaQueefa‌ because she hurt my feelings and made me sad when she said I was fat :-(



    Since I don't even know her, your girl isn't even on my radar.

  • Undergroundraplegend
    Undergroundraplegend Members Posts: 2,247 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @deadeye‌ what do we do now as a clique