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The Sidepiece Agreement: 10 Rules for The Other Woman
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/zondra-hughes/the-sidepiece-agreement-1_b_5541789.html
Zondra Hughes
A close male friend (who used to cheat on his wife) has enlightened me that some of us otherwise intelligent chicks enter into the Sidepiece Agreement -- that is, knowingly becoming the mistress or other woman -- without fully understanding the terms of the deal.
My friend should know; he had a lover that stalked his wife and told her everything after they broke up. His wife gave him another chance and my friend seems to be on the good foot these days.
However, my friend explained the ? details of what men expect of their sidepieces, even if they don't explain the rules as thoroughly as they should. Thus, without further ado, here are the top 10 rules that men expect their sidepieces to know.
10. There are no guarantees about the outcome of our situationship save one: I am a cheater at heart, and that won't change unless I want it to. Until that happens, if you are promoted to the main chick, please know that yet another sidepiece will fill the vacancy that you've left behind.
9. I am not interested in bringing a child into our situationship. By the way, an unplanned pregnancy will not force a relationship commitment of any kind from me nor will it guarantee a promotion to main chick status for you.
8. Yes, I am still sleeping with my significant other, and we do not use condoms. Again, focus on our time together, and not what I do while we are apart.
7. No discussions about "where this situationship is headed." We are where we will be; together, in this moment. Enjoy it.
6. We are secret lovers; we can't blast our situationship to the world. Please don't tag me on Facebook, and don't send me invitations to your work/family functions or events. Major holidays -- more likely than not -- will be missed.
5. You must understand that maintaining a positive vibe while we are in each other's company is vital to the success of our situationship. No bickering or nagging about promises that I didn't keep.
4. Anticipate frequent changes in our plans; for the most part, a spur of the moment escape is the best that I can do.
3. Be comfortable with who you are to me; do not mention my wife and/or main woman, as she is not your concern. Do NOT compare yourself to my main chick in any way and do not attempt to contact her -- to do so would be a breach of our agreement.
2. Please focus on the stolen moments that we spend together. Do not concern yourself with my whereabouts when we are apart. Frankly speaking, my life outside of our time together is not your concern.
1. You are the other woman. This does not mean that you are the only other woman. Act accordingly.
And one last piece of advice that my friend wants sidepieces to know: If you choose to enter into a situationship with someone do not get emotionally attached, as things won't be easy for you if and when you separate.
Comments
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I guess
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so many words
When ? and get this ? will suffice
Must I teach you everything -
because i only have relationships with dimes, i try not to have jumpoffs. Mainly because the dimes are so great that i would not want to hurt them and juggling 2 dimes is a lot harder than it sounds.
you guys probably dont know what this feels like, but let me tell ya. Its a gift and a curse. -
All 10 of these points go hand in hand. Seems like they just had to stretch it to 10.
Nothing of value here, so in b4 10 page thread -
Smh.
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are there really so few legitimately attractive men in this world that there are crowds of side piece women who would rather share one than have a loser male all to themselves or attempt to find another attractive male?
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Women's brains are smaller, so they think differently. They want something that belongs to something else.
Jk six. you got a normal sized brain. -
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Does this really need to be explained doe
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It's all good til your mistress gets pregnant and wants child support and then your wife divorces you and want alimony
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Sidepieces don't understand this ? . I needs to be spelled out like this. The O/P is picture perfect. I'm about to to print out a PDF version with signature lines at the bottom.
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Man ? these nonsense ass rules a ? made up to get hits on her blog.
The only real rule when it comes to jump offs that ive seen through my own and other peoples experiences are never cheat with a ? that doesnt have as much to lose as you do.
This dont go for one night stands. Pick a ? up at an outgoing? Cool. Smash and dash. Dont matter.
Long term cheating partner though? She better have a reason to keep the ? concealed too. -
Hmmm interesting.
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Do you ? think about anything else other than ? ? Sheesh.
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These common sense lists and the threads that follow gotta stop.
