So, I took an L and got ethered at Walmart today
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deadeye
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Just a little over 30 minutes ago, I went into walmart and thought I saw AK47.......aka "Manda."
I couldn't tell for sure because she had on sunglasses.
Same shaped face, arms, chest, and wide....thick hips.
I walk up to her and ask her if her name is Amanda.
She said no, I said "sorry to bother you" and finished shopping.
Well, I did follow her up and down the aisles for about 5 minutes after......but nothing overt.
I should've left well enough alone at that point.
However, I go home, drop off my groceries, and decide to go back to Walmart to see if this chick is still there.
Now, even though I had already finished shopping, I thought it would look strange if I just started walking around Walmart without a shopping cart.
So, genius that I am, I decided to get a shopping cart.
I thought it might take a while to look around Walmart to find her, but soon as I walked in....she was right there in the produce section.
Long story short, I ask her if I can talk to her for a few minutes. ( I know...kinda lame)
Before I could even get a few more words out, she says:
"You don't have any groceries in your shopping cart. I mean, you don't have anything at all. What are you...the Walmart lurker or something?
Then she goes on to say "I'm very married and have about ten kids to feed."
She said she was joking about the ten kids, but gave the impression that she had quite a few.
After that, I said "nice meeting you anyway" and walked away laughing and embarrassed by what had just transpired.
That's it.
Roast away.
I couldn't tell for sure because she had on sunglasses.
Same shaped face, arms, chest, and wide....thick hips.
I walk up to her and ask her if her name is Amanda.
She said no, I said "sorry to bother you" and finished shopping.
Well, I did follow her up and down the aisles for about 5 minutes after......but nothing overt.
I should've left well enough alone at that point.
However, I go home, drop off my groceries, and decide to go back to Walmart to see if this chick is still there.
Now, even though I had already finished shopping, I thought it would look strange if I just started walking around Walmart without a shopping cart.
So, genius that I am, I decided to get a shopping cart.
I thought it might take a while to look around Walmart to find her, but soon as I walked in....she was right there in the produce section.
Long story short, I ask her if I can talk to her for a few minutes. ( I know...kinda lame)
Before I could even get a few more words out, she says:
"You don't have any groceries in your shopping cart. I mean, you don't have anything at all. What are you...the Walmart lurker or something?
Then she goes on to say "I'm very married and have about ten kids to feed."
She said she was joking about the ten kids, but gave the impression that she had quite a few.
After that, I said "nice meeting you anyway" and walked away laughing and embarrassed by what had just transpired.
That's it.
Roast away.
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#Creepset
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I wont roast you.
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Sounds like you were a supreme gentleman today.
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the ? kinda story is this?
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im gona post a 10 year old gif
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It's easier to do stuff like that when you work at the store... I work at Target and I've followed women around the food section with the same box in my hand for 5+ minutes.
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Pics of said female
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Did you take pictures for the set?
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does anybody have that pic of her on the bike looking back?
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MrCrookedLetter wrote: »Pics of said femaleThe_Jackal wrote: »Did you take pictures for the set?
Nah....I'm still rocking an LG flip phone from 2003.
No way to take the pic without bringing attention to myself.
I was tempted to, but it was just too many people in there and I didn't wanna risk getting cursed out and escorted out of the building.
Just picture a heavier version of AK47.
Not much heavier.....just about 20-25 pounds heavier. -
I stopped reading after you said you left and came back.
Scary-ass ? . -
U need ?
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MrCrookedLetter wrote: »Pics of said femaleThe_Jackal wrote: »Did you take pictures for the set?
Nah....I'm still rocking an LG flip phone from 2003.
No way to take the pic without bringing attention to myself.
I was tempted to, but it was just too many people in there and I didn't wanna risk getting cursed out and escorted out of the building.
Just picture a heavier version of AK47.
Not much heavier.....just about 20-25 pounds heavier.
...The bold is the TRUE Ether... -
MrCrookedLetter wrote: »Pics of said femaleThe_Jackal wrote: »Did you take pictures for the set?
Nah....I'm still rocking an LG flip phone from 2003.
No way to take the pic without bringing attention to myself.
I was tempted to, but it was just too many people in there and I didn't wanna risk getting cursed out and escorted out of the building.
Just picture a heavier version of AK47.
Not much heavier.....just about 20-25 pounds heavier.
This ? need to die slow -
I stopped reading after you said you left and came back.
Scary-ass ? .
Not scared, I just hadn't planned on going back.
Then I thought to myself, she's not Manda....but she's the closest thing I've seen to her in real life.
So I figured I might as well give it a shot and hope for the best.
Obviously, things didn't quite turn out as I expected :-( -
#Creepset
Damn sho thought that ? got put on blast for trying to get a #Creepset shot. Lol.
Seems to me if she was joking about the kids, wasn't rude, and was cool about it, then you still had a chance. -
? chased her down. Lol
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U need ?
Hook me up Beezy.
Lemme get some of that "unenthusiastic head" to start off with. -
Recaptimus_Prime360 wrote: »
Nah, she said "very married."
She was trying to be polite, but I could tell she was annoyed.
@Stew....ask Manda if she has any cousins or anything living in VA.
I'd almost bet money that they've gotta be related some kind of way. -
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She roasted you enough.
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Funny story
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It was unenthusiastic enough to keep asking for it I guess but nah I'm good
