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Dupac
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So yea I come in the crib little tipsy from happy hour...wife chilln..kid playing..everything right in the world.....
Look at the mail today and I got one letter.....
Sit all in a festive ass envelope like "CELEBRATION"...OkAy..where the party at...
I'm reading....OkAy October,4 th.....OkAy the spot on Columbia...union jacks....I ? with them...nice spot...30 th bday.......OkAy it's a party.....
Name...chanelle.....I'm like who the ? is chanelle???
Like bruh.....I honestly have no idea who party this is for....
Nobody I went to school with, no family members, nobody from round the way..... I really don't know no ? chanelle....
They have to know I'm at a lost......and you send this ? to my house????........where my wife live?!?!?!
Im bout to wild somebody out yo
Look at the mail today and I got one letter.....
Sit all in a festive ass envelope like "CELEBRATION"...OkAy..where the party at...
I'm reading....OkAy October,4 th.....OkAy the spot on Columbia...union jacks....I ? with them...nice spot...30 th bday.......OkAy it's a party.....
Name...chanelle.....I'm like who the ? is chanelle???
Like bruh.....I honestly have no idea who party this is for....
Nobody I went to school with, no family members, nobody from round the way..... I really don't know no ? chanelle....
They have to know I'm at a lost......and you send this ? to my house????........where my wife live?!?!?!
Im bout to wild somebody out yo
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Dont go to the party, throw that ? in the trash
Problem solved -
What you do in the dark...comes to light
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it's addressed to your name and house? maybe they ? up on the delivery..
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Black_Samson wrote: »Took my son into Gamestop couple days ago.
Was approached by a sales rep asking if I wanted to preorder that new Call Of Duty...
I say no thanks.
The ? then points at my son and says are you sure? Even not for him?
I look her dead in her eyes and tell her in the most calmest manner i could muster.
"The boy is twelve, are you crazy?! Are you going to be sitting in the damn principles office when he inevitably attempts to recreate scenes from the game?"
She gimme that "man, im just doing my job" look...
Yo son gotta be stupid
Or you just aibt wanna buy it cause you know you got PTSD and might snap and pull a on on yo mexican wife -
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Black_Samson wrote: »Took my son into Gamestop couple days ago.
Was approached by a sales rep asking if I wanted to preorder that new Call Of Duty...
I say no thanks.
The ? then points at my son and says are you sure? Even not for him?
I look her dead in her eyes and tell her in the most calmest manner i could muster.
"The boy is twelve, are you crazy?! Are you going to be sitting in the damn principles office when he inevitably attempts to recreate scenes from the game?"
She gimme that "man, im just doing my job" look...
BRUH, U NEED YOUR OWN TV SHOW... -
TheEyeronic1 wrote: »? got you so "at a lost" that you posting all ? up.
Get it together, Du.
? I'm still drinking -
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Black_Samson wrote: »Black_Samson wrote: »Took my son into Gamestop couple days ago.
Was approached by a sales rep asking if I wanted to preorder that new Call Of Duty...
I say no thanks.
The ? then points at my son and says are you sure? Even not for him?
I look her dead in her eyes and tell her in the most calmest manner i could muster.
"The boy is twelve, are you crazy?! Are you going to be sitting in the damn principles office when he inevitably attempts to recreate scenes from the game?"
She gimme that "man, im just doing my job" look...
Yo son gotta be stupid
Or you just aibt wanna buy it cause you know you got PTSD and might snap and pull a on on yo mexican wife
Roll Tide tho...
Aye Bruh
? you
Im logging off -
Didnt read the ops post but, um....yeah...
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Black_Samson wrote: »Took my son into Gamestop couple days ago.
Was approached by a sales rep asking if I wanted to preorder that new Call Of Duty...
I say no thanks.
The ? then points at my son and says are you sure? Even not for him?
I look her dead in her eyes and tell her in the most calmest manner i could muster.
"The boy is twelve, are you crazy?! Are you going to be sitting in the damn principles office when he inevitably attempts to recreate scenes from the game?"
She gimme that "man, im just doing my job" look...
I am glad you said that but you didnt have to call her "crazy" -
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? I'm bout to bring like 6 ? from round the way and ? this party up off of gp
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I'm legit peeved right now
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Both y'all got issues, bruh
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invite hood ? and go
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Find it hard to believe that this female went though the trouble of sending this to Du and he didn't lead her own in any way, shape, or form I know women.
If you love your lady and aren't curios just throw that ? in the garbage if you a little curious try to check it out on the low. -
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Its prolly ya aunt
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I'm reading....OkAy October,4 th.....OkAy the spot on Columbia...union jacks....I Fuchs with them...nice spot...30 th bday.......OkAy it's a party.....
Name...chanelle.....I'm like who the ? is chanelle???
ima show up and be like
' im one of Du's people - the one who gets him the bootleg jordans, you're lookin good for 30 btw...its chanelle right?'
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dont go Du wifey gonna find out and kick you out the crib like you was kicking them boxes at your job
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