52-YEAR-OLD WOMAN BRIBES POLICE OFFICER WITH ? LICKING TO AVOID ARREST
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A Louisiana woman is facing a public bribery charge after allegedly making an indecent proposal to the cop who arrested her for pummeling her live-in boyfriend, according to court records.
Diane Thomas, 52, was busted earlier this month for punching her beau in the face “multiple times” and scratching him with her fingernails during a confrontation in the couple’s Monroe home.
When Thomas was read her Miranda rights by a Monroe Police Department officer, she stated that her boyfriend was a “? ,” adding that he “got in her face so she beat his ass,” according to a May 16 probable cause affidavit.
After Thomas was handcuffed, she told Corporal Chris Ballard that she could not go to jail since she “has a good job.”
At that point, Thomas allegedly made Ballard an offer he would refuse.
"If you won't take me to jail I will get on my knees right now," she reportedly declared. "Officer I will even lick your butt hole."
Already facing a misdemeanor domestic abuse charge, Thomas was then hit with a felony public bribery count for allegedly offering to lick Corporal Ballard.
Pictured above, Thomas was subsequently freed on $5000 bond
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She was tryna eat the ? like groceries.
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Charlie danger don't play
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She might be on meds lol
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A real ? would take that sloppy in the right conditions tho...
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Where she at? I'm tryin to get my ass ate too.
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Her ? though lol. First she whooped his ass and she trying to bust down a cop. That ? lost.
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If I was a cop she would of been a free woman.
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she down with the eat a ? gang
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damn so ya girl beats ya ass and then offers to lick another ? ass lmao.
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She look innocent and menacing at the same time...
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Smh.
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Ol' peanut butter tongue having ass ?
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so you can shoot black kids no problem but wont get your ? sucked for free?
if that cop is white " the white man is a natural ? "- zombie -
Of all things...
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NuffRespect wrote: »
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People joke about this fleece and all but honestly I'd have to ? that ? if he tried that ?
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Publix got that khia ass plug.
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KingFreeman wrote: »A real ? would take that sloppy in the right conditions tho...
Real ? bend over and get they ass licked?!!
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? , I would lick her ? , with her fine self!
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posin for the mug shot with the "i eat ass" face
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King_MOEbra wrote: »? , I would lick her ? , with her fine self!
Nooooo -
Damn and she seriously have that "I eat ass" face with a smile...
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King_MOEbra wrote: »? , I would lick her ? , with her fine self!
I literally had to scroll back to the top and look again to make sure I didn't miss something.
smh