Movies that take place in the future protraying men as bald (In General)
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Neophyte Wolfgang
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Why is this? Did some scientist make some prediction about how humans will evolve and it ended up on TMZ or entertainment weekly magazine and Hollywood ran with it?
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Wut?
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Why are people in future movies bald most of the time what's the reasoning behind that?
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Give some examples
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Bad hygiene in apocalyptic future movies maybe. Probably cleaner. Other than that I've no clue.
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it just looks and seems futuristic in a sleek/smart kinda way
cant be jumping galaxies and preserving humanity wit a taper fade and ? lol
u gone come wit sumn like this
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Theory 1: Everyone in the future is on drugs and keeps their body hair shaven to forgo having to provide hair samples under a new oppressive futuristic government regime.
Theory 2: Austin Powers failed cuz he was somewhere gettin some thoat while his nemesis was elsewhere succeeding to finally take over the world. As a result everybody now is walkin around made in Dr. Evil's image with the gray suit and baldy swag. -
Theory 3: Due to the EBRC Movement growing beyond the confines of Ill Pix, ? lice evolve and get stronger. Ultimately mutating them into sentient bloodthirsty creatures which decimate the human population. Shaven body hair aids the surviving human resistance in standing a fighting chance by acting as a stealth agent of defense.
Theory 4: Future hoes be bussin it open anally for the bald ? . -
Makes all the males looks sterile IMO
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I still need soms examples. I can give you dozens of futuristic movies where ? have hair.
Total Recall
Minority Report
Demolition Man
Timecop
Star Wars
Bladerunner
Timecop
Terminator Salvation
The book of Eli
The list goes on...