How do i change my DNA?
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Find a ? needle in a dark alley way and inject it into your blood stream.
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Pray to Allah, ask for mercy and his help in this situation; that is clearly out of your hands...
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You might just be the dumbest human alive if this question is real
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If you eat your own ? , pause.
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Man FOF this ?
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Show called blacklist has answers
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You might just be the dumbest human alive if this question is real
? . IKR
@cain already told him the answer. Everyone knows that ?Drinking bleach changes your DNA properties. Just be careful only drink a glass a day for three days.
You're welcome fam
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I got summin' that can help buuuut it's a little more expensive and a lot harder (nh) but it definitely works...you gotta find a Flux capacitor, a 2 door Dolorian and a kooky scientist...take that Flux capacitor, give it to tha scientist...go to a mall parking lot...get chased by some Arab terrorists...hit 88 mph in tha Dolorian...now when you get to tha past trick your mom into ? someone other than your dad...and there you have it...and least half your DNA will be changed!! Fool proof plan fam...thank me later...peace
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Moreso your hormone levels than your DNA. Its like tanning in the sun. -
? watched Jurassic Park twice and thought about changing his DNA like it was some socks.
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? watched Jurassic Park twice and thought about changing his DNA like it was some socks.
What does changing your DNA have to do with jurassic park -
Watch the movie and find out. -
i am goiin to jail
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supergangster wrote: »A friend had a baby and I look like him in his passport . He is unemployed so we use the system. If he's on paper is not the father of the child and lives with his girl and have children in the house so he receives $ 150 a month. The thing is that I went and left my DNA with his passport because he wants to get money every month even though he is the real father. We cheated the system. We get money, now I'll get a sum of this money . In Sweden , you get money of the child until it turns 18 if u live with the child and not being the father.supergangster wrote: »If we make it om gonna get some ... U mad
You doing all this work for a portion of $150.....?
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Wait so the humans changed into dinosaurs?
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supergangster wrote: »A friend had a baby and I look like him in his passport . He is unemployed so we use the system. If he's on paper is not the father of the child and lives with his girl and have children in the house so he receives $ 150 a month. The thing is that I went and left my DNA with his passport because he wants to get money every month even though he is the real father. We cheated the system. We get money, now I'll get a sum of this money . In Sweden , you get money of the child until it turns 18 if u live with the child and not being the father.supergangster wrote: »If we make it om gonna get some ... U mad
You doing all this work for a portion of $150.....?
it's $162 . He will get $162 every month in 20 year.
So 20 years . 12x20 = 240 months.
240 x $162 = $38400 ....
38400 USD for free? why not.
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sorry dude... you're stuck with that ? gene till death do you part.
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They tòok your blood already, I presume they took the childs too? You didn't think this through did you, you aint gonna get paid.
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youre in sweden, maybe try this
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So did they tell the truth about where dinosaurs came from in that new Jurassic Park?
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supergangster wrote: »i think it would go fast just show the passport and finished but this people took my blood they put something in my mouth and they asked me100 questions nah ? that minutes was the worst in my life..
it was around 15mins
? that ? i better have my money asap if this fails and i go to jail naaa
They took your blood and put something in your mouth?
Probably took some bad shrooms, then caught a tiger uppercut and got dicked down in an alley - walk it off g.
Still funny af
Classic thread -
Lol don't bump this ? .. I used to be stupid back in the day but i'm in school now
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Lol I see u used my photoshop as your avi. Goat ?
