Yo how I up my street cred with the hood bytches B?
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jackthemack
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u gotta beat these hoes up..then they'll respek you
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King Erauno wrote: »u gotta beat these hoes up..then they'll respek you
I'm too sexy for jail my ? -
jackthemack wrote: »I'm too sexy for jail my ?
Some of them won't tell, they like domestic violence. Also let them know that the car ya'll riding in is stolen. She enjoys excitement. -
Just walk through the Projects of your Hood... Them ? will come running out tryin to find a Baby Daddy for they kids.... Hood ? are not picky at all. They need help
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Gnawledgeable wrote: »Some of them won't tell, they like domestic violence. Also let them know that the car ya'll riding in is stolen. She enjoys excitement.
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kentuckywildcat wrote: »Just walk through the Projects of your Hood... Them ? will come running out tryin to find a Baby Daddy for they kids.... Hood ? are not picky at all. They need help
Nothing else needs to be said -
I'd get robbed on GP if I went to Tampa Heights
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do push ups on your front lawn while drinking 40's
and talk about how often you stunt on these craccas -
put fake spinners on your car
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do push ups on your front lawn while drinking 40's
and talk about how often you stunt on these craccas
I can only do like 30 pushups straight tho =/ -
The Hood ? 's is who you have to worry about.... Them ? don't like you messing with they ? or coming in they Hood.
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post up next to a whip then when you see a shawty walking pass you ,pull the broad by the arm and be like "ma come here".
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be a male groupie for local rappers... just buy them ? like a half ounce of weed. smoke with them, chill in the studio, and go to local shows and stand on stage with them..then post the pics on ur face book...
they'll eat that up.... -
post up next to a whip then when you see a shawty walking pass you ,pull the broad by the arm and be like "ma come here".
Damn that definitely sounds like it'd work
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oh ?jackthemack wrote: »I can only do like 30 pushups straight tho =/
just stick with hippy and emo girls
stop trying to get big ? quineisha -
post up next to a whip then when you see a shawty walking pass you ,pull the broad by the arm and be like "ma come here".
Lol....Yeah,you have to be aggressive....They don't respect a weak ? game. Asking her out on a date ain't the way....You got to treat her like we back in the Cave Men days. Hit that ? over the Head,and Drag her by her little PonyTail....That ? is a Turn-on for her -
Let it been known you make atleast 45k, have benefits and a 401k.
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kentuckywildcat wrote: »Just walk through the Projects of your Hood... Them ? will come running out tryin to find a Baby Daddy for they kids.... Hood ? are not picky at all. They need help
The bolded is the key to to it all...if they perceive "help" in any way, shape, or form you're probably gonna lock that down. -
oh ?
just stick with hippy and emo girls
stop trying to get big ? quineisha
Her ass claps though. -
Gnawledgeable wrote: »Let it been known you make atleast 45k, have benefits and a 401k.
They going to try to get that ? Robbed if he tells them that -
oh ?
just stick with hippy and emo girls
stop trying to get big ? quineisha
Smh hood rats seem to have a lot of fun
I wanna have fun too -
What I was about to post is so ignorant all I can do is laugh....
Don't do it fam. lol.................. -
jackthemack wrote: »Damn that definitely sounds like it'd work
*takes notes*
also you have to come with confidence like you done this ? before like she is not first one and will not be the last one. -
Fundz O' Plenty wrote: »What I was about to post is so ignorant all I can do is laugh....
Don't do it fam. lol..................
Let a ? know somethin Fundz -
Well first you have to tightin up your skinny jeans.. get a faux hawk.. get some shades without the frames.. act ? .. but .."gangster" get some fake jewlerly.. walk down the streep mean muggin.. and rappin aloud to yourself.. and to show protest.. dont wear laces in your shoes.. ? dont even wear socks.. oh and before i forget.. you gotta ask random ppl if they smoke.. and talk about that time you had some henny..
