What's Your Most Awkward Situation With The Opposite Sex?
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Idiopathic Joker
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Pretty self explanatory. I'm sure most of us are grown so most of us have plenty of these stories.
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I'm ? for Nas
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supergangster wrote: »You sound uncertain
How the ? do I sound uncertain you ? idiot? -
When going to fast and poker her bootyhole bymistake and she's starts rolling around in pain for 5 minutes
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Joker_De_La_Muerta wrote: »supergangster wrote: »You sound uncertain
How the ? do I sound uncertain you ? idiot?
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Couldn't get up. ? went off. Talking about how I'm not attracted to her. I'm like nah, maybe it's that big ass bottle of crown I just drank.
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supergangster wrote: »Joker_De_La_Muerta wrote: »supergangster wrote: »You sound uncertain
How the ? do I sound uncertain you ? idiot?
Why are you so sensitive ? I understand , I understand.
Reply in my thread again, your banned. I don't have time for your nonsense you Swedish ? ? -
not_osirus_jenkins wrote: »Couldn't get up. ? went off. Talking about how I'm not attracted to her. I'm like nah, maybe it's that big ass bottle of crown I just drank.
Lol I'm guessing most stories will involve this -
she walked in on me beating off after she came, tapped out and went to the bathroom to clean up....started crying and ? ...to this day i gotta hear bout this
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When I gotta lie cause the ? was wack.
Ain't got that problem anymore tho. -
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not_osirus_jenkins wrote: »Couldn't get up. ? went off. Talking about how I'm not attracted to her. I'm like nah, maybe it's that big ass bottle of crown I just drank.
You caught whisky ? on her. -
Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »she walked in on me beating off after she came, tapped out and went to the bathroom to clean up....started crying and ? ...to this day i gotta hear bout this
Your lady selfish, my ? . I wish mine would walk in and have an attitude over some ? like that. -
Helping a younger chick move her stuff. Her bag fell down and it was a clear bag. If flipped over and clear as day, a bullet. She looked embarrassed, was awkward around me after that. So I randomly strike up a convo wit the fellas, proclaim I fap when ion get ? . ? proceeded to go in(pause) on me for the next 5 hours, like they don't fap. Then to top it off, she was looking at me like I'm a perv.
That's what happens when you try to help people. -
Introducing myself.
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That's a ? ass title...
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I must be shameless af now cause I ? allmost a 100 before but cant recall akward situations lol
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Once came unanounced on a ? face and work outfit during her shift though, couldnt get the stains out her shirt lmao
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Joker_De_La_Muerta wrote: »
What's your most awkward situation with the opposite sex?
Is it just sex situations (i assumed it was) or anything?
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i had sexual anxiety for a while....
i was a bumbling awkward ? ....everything from busting too fast, to not being able to get it up....heart beating to hard...getting sweaty....
my teens were horrible...
thank ? for weed and alcohol......started getting faded, and stop giving a ? and eventually got my confidence up to where it should be...
i didn't really hit my stride till like 21...... -
Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »she walked in on me beating off after she came, tapped out and went to the bathroom to clean up....started crying and ? ...to this day i gotta hear bout this
Hahahahaha!! Scumbag ass ? couldn't even wait till she left lmao. -
I was eating this chick out and I burped and then I said damn something in my mouth..she said what? I said I think.......the pizza I just ate 10 mins ago
And we both laughed
Oh you said awkward? Lol -
I was eating this chick out and I burped and then I said damn something in my mouth..she said what? I said I think.......the pizza I just ate 10 mins ago
And we both laughed
Oh you said awkward? Lol
You LET That ? ? IN Your Mouth Didn't You ? Giggling After Burping Up ? Bubbles scust -
Joker_De_La_Muerta wrote: »
What's your most awkward situation with the opposite sex?
Is it just sex situations (i assumed it was) or anything?
Like anything awkward with the opposite Sex, doesn't have involve Sex -
I was eating this chick out and I burped and then I said damn something in my mouth..she said what? I said I think.......the pizza I just ate 10 mins ago
And we both laughed
Oh you said awkward? Lol
One time, a younger Lou Cypher was eating a female's ? and primarily focusing on the ? . Or where i assume the ? was. So im licking and we're both having a good time and i think shes about to achieve orgasm. See her legs and kind of quivering and tensing up, then her ? tenses up and i hear the tiniest little ? sound then a faint wall of air brush against my chin. Girl queefed on my chin.
