What was yur first Ass Eating Experience Like?
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No no no no no - consuela voice
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I was like 7, and my neighbor invited me over for dinner. She put it on a plate, and I dug in. Had little pieces of carrots, celery,onions too. That rump roast was the ?
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I was like 7, and my neighbor invited me over for dinner. She put it on a plate, and I dug in. Had little pieces of carrots, celery,onions too. That rump roast was the ?
damn roasted ass -
I always knew I had the golden tongue.
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Amazing. If a ? is bad you should eat the ass.
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Thread should be funny
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i always said i was never gonna eat ass but i ended up doing it with my current girlfriend.
first night we went out got ? and went back to her place. i was about to eat the ? but didnt realize i was eating the ass. she teased me about it a week later cuz we were on the phone and i told her i would never eat ass.
it wasn't that bad and i love eating it now -
tasted like warm creme filled cupcakes
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detcatinva wrote: »i always said i was never gonna eat ass but i ended up doing it with my current girlfriend.
first night we went out got ? and went back to her place. i was about to eat the ? but didnt realize i was eating the ass. she teased me about it a week later cuz we were on the phone and i told her i would never eat ass.
it wasn't that bad and i love eating it now
You was that ? you couldnt tell the ? hole from the ? , bruh
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On the real, I told myself my whole life I would never eat the ? neither, but when you ? , you do things you're not expected to do...
Until one night..like 3 months ago...I'm gettin dome from wifey, her ass facin me, i grab her ? , threw it on my face, started eatin the ? ...we 69in i slowly move up and just started tearin the ? up, she was like WHOA!! "I told her chill out, I got this"
Surprising thing was...A ? WASNT EVEN ? !! I was just hella turned on, had her wet as hell..i surprised myself that night... -
It was cool. I ate my sister's friends ? while my sister slept on the floor in the room. I'm surprised her friend didn't wake her up being all loud
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Magical.
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It was great. Dug right in.
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In before someone says "unsurprisingly pretty ? to be honest!"
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Rum Middleton wrote: »detcatinva wrote: »i always said i was never gonna eat ass but i ended up doing it with my current girlfriend.
first night we went out got ? and went back to her place. i was about to eat the ? but didnt realize i was eating the ass. she teased me about it a week later cuz we were on the phone and i told her i would never eat ass.
it wasn't that bad and i love eating it now
You was that ? you couldnt tell the ? hole from the ? , bruh[img][/img]
imagine she on all fours ready to get ? from the back and i just went in not giving a ? and got in the ? hole. it is what it is -
can't lie I knew at a early age I was destined to eat ass. my first time was the greatest I felt like I belonged... one day I hope to join the ass eatin hall of fame
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Well I made your mama take a shower first.
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detcatinva wrote: »i always said i was never gonna eat ass but i ended up doing it with my current girlfriend.
first night we went out got ? and went back to her place. i was about to eat the ? but didnt realize i was eating the ass. she teased me about it a week later cuz we were on the phone and i told her i would never eat ass.
it wasn't that bad and i love eating it now
Your tongue was inside her ass on the first date? Jesus christ -
Treat it like pie and out some whip cream on it and dig in
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Joker_De_La_Muerta wrote: »It was cool. I ate my sister's friends ? while my sister slept on the floor in the room. I'm surprised her friend didn't wake her up being all loud
Aint yo sister Kandee Lixxx? -
1st experience I did it wit my ex after a 2yr break up.
Went to visit her for the weekend. I think I asked her what other sexual things she's tried during our split. She tells about how some older guy she use to date did it to her and she liked it. Dunno if it was an ego thing or what, later that nite, I wanted to try it on her.
Didn't do it that long tho. Didn't really fully enjoy doing it until I did it wit my other ex. -
I put my face in it all the time but I don't be eatin it like that. Just give it a couple of swipes while I'm at the ? and bite her ? cheek
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You ever had her squeeze on your tongue w/ her bootyhole while you tongue ? her?
https://youtu.be/UaBqYKzdp5g