9 Reasons Why Having Big ? Is The ? Part Of The Summer

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Former Pornstar Mia Khalifa Explains The Problems With Big ?
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IanLang.pngIan Lang
August 3, 2016

Why Is This Important?

Because it's not a struggle we have to deal with.

Long Story Short

In a video for The Berry, former porn star Mia Khalifa explains why having ? is a major pain in the summer months. In short, clothes don't fit, sweat is everywhere and the pervs are out in force.

Long Story

Minus, say, a belly (or a head if you're Barry Bonds trying to deny steroid allegations), as men we don't have a problem with any part of our anatomy being large. Bigger biceps? Always. Broader shoulders? Lotta guys would ? for them. Hell, having a huge ? is so desirable that 50% of the people most likely to be our next president don't mind talking about it on national television. Bigger is always better, even if you're not in Texas.

But for the ladies? Not so much. Big butts make it hard to find pants that fit, and the world's ever-increasing bust sizes can and do cause lower-back problems. But as you'll soon realize, even the seasons can be difficult to negotiate when you're a chesty gal. As former porn star Mia Khalifa explains in this video for The Berry, summer is no picnic for girls with big ? .

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LiROMN0ABoI

Finding clothing that works is nearly impossible, and bathing suits are a joke for any woman larger than a c-cup. Even the pool isn't much of a refuge — they hurt to lie down on, they disappear and look weird when you lie on your back and of course, pervy dudes are always ogling. Dive into the pool (or move too fast at all, really), and you're asking for a nip-slip. Part of me won't complain, of course, but part of me empathizes with the frustration and embarrassment.

If you're lucky enough to be with a woman with a prodigious set of chesticles, be patient — it takes an awful lot to make summer tolerable for her.


When did Mia Khalifa retire? It seems like she was just getting started. I guess she decided to take that Beast Mode and Megatron route, call it an early career, and go out on top.

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