Awkward times and places you had to take a SH*T (lol)
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....it happened about 4 months ago....
So I'm cable technician and I work on the road all day. I'm not the type of dude to ? in other people's crib especially strangers/customers. So one day I had knocked off a burger and some greasy ass 'fully loaded' fries from Checkers and it caught up to me about an hour later while I was in the middle of an install.
It got to the point where I was just outside the house standing by my truck clenching my ass 5 minutes at a time trying to get it to chill out. It would go away for like 10 minutes and I'd try to hurry up and finish the job, but every time it came back it was getting worse and worse.
Long story short, I finally finish the install and I'm power walking to the truck with my ass super clenched. I was about 15-20 minutes away from my mom's house and I told myself I could make it.. ? I pulled off and IMMEDIATELY realized I wasn't about to make it. I decide that I'm going to ? in the Checkers cup but could not find anywhere to park where people weren't around............ the pain was becoming unbearable and I realized that I was starting to drive erratically.... so I just pulled over and shat on myself..... not diarrhea ? .. solid grown man shat on myself.. smh
I called my mom and asked her who was at the house. My ? grandma, aunt and cousin who had came to visit from Jamaica were there. I told her I shat on myself and I need her to bring some clean draws outside to me. Shout out to my ? mom.. ain't ask no questions. Got to the house and she brought the draws out and a pack of baby wipes. I went into the basement and "cleaned myself" as much as I could so I could go upstairs and go take a shower without my family knowing that I just ? myself.
Came upstairs and had to give my aunt and grandma a quick one arm hug and kept it moving... they never said anything, but I KNOW they smelled that ? .
Never again though. Found myself in the same situation a few weeks later and straight shat in that old whites lady's studio apartment with no shame. ? was mad but I did not give a ? . That ? will never happen again.
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You know when u start dating someone...u kiss ? etc...except take dumps at there house...well thats the situation..
I got a ? that always buys food for us so i go over 1230 am...we eat...watch tv and ? ....during sex i knew that soon id have to go bathroom...so i get a nut...n bounce...as soon as i get in my car body felt weird(sittn in car is like toilet seat same angle) its cold as ? outside...i turn on the heater and got chills(even worse).
So now i gota drive at least 25 mins to get home...main streets n hood...it was sat night...so people still getn out club n all that..plus theres hela bums in my city...i think i made it 4 mins away i ? on myself it felt like a airbag went off in seat...i couldnt believe this ? ...my first thought is please ? have the neighbor be asleep...i was wearing light grey jordan shorts so i know it gona be noticeable if somebody sees me...so i crab walk to my front door open it walk to bathroom n guess what....
SOMEBODY IN THAT ? !!! I start sweating...i hide in the garage where we got a half bath(sink n toilet) i strip n throw my clothes in a bag...waited 5 mins smh finally went to the main bathroom w shower n cleaned up...than i had to go back to garage get the bag n bury it on bottom of the big outside garbage containers...felt like i was hiding a fuckn body
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leftcoastkev wrote: »I haven't had any awkward times or places, but this thread made me think about.....
you know how you be cool holding ? on the drive home....stomach growl and going through it but you clinch your stomach HARD and it calm down...but as SOON as you get to your block and your body know you're near home...you be parking and your body be like ITS TIME NOGGA!!!!!!!!!! NOWWWW!!! NOWWWWW!!!
? forbid if you got an ADT code to punch in. One time I just let the alarm go off...
NIG-GA! This is so damn true.
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This thread is sticky worthy based on 3 stories ive read so far alone
But the powers at be will bury this doo doo driven thread shortly. -
This thread is sticky worthy based on 3 stories ive read so far alone
But the powers at be will bury this doo doo driven thread shortly.
will they.... flush this ? thread? -
I have one but doesn't really involve me per sé.
I'm at work when it was almost time to go on my break. It was the weekend, so the building is pretty much empty except a couple us in our department, and the security guard in the front.
So I got this favorite bathroom spot on the other side I go to, mainly b/c it's empty over there. Go on break, walked to the other side, was stepping inside the bathroom when I saw the muthafuccin security guard on the toilet, wit the damn bathroom door wide da f*** open!
My reaction...
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Smh at grown men ? on themselves, you ? need to invest in some pampers
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The one night stand ? (at her place) is the worst. You know those constant beer ? you get especially if it's craft beers. You just know you're about to destroy the bathroom. lol
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Lurkristocrat wrote: »
..WENT TO LA FOR MY BDAY... MY COUSIN STAY THERE... SO ME HER AND MY WIFE WENT TO ROSCOES... WE ATE, LEFT, GOT IN THE CAR AND SHE WAS LIKE, " IMA SHOW YALL AROUND"...SO I STARTED BUBBLING BUT I DIDNT PAY IT NO MIND... SHE TAKES US TO RODEO DRIVE...WE GET OUT THE CAR AND I FEEL IT!...IM THINKING," ILL GO TO A CORNER STORE OR MCDONALD'S OR SOMETHING.. MANNN ALL I SEE IS LOUIS, GUCCI, FENDI, CARTIER STORES... I WAS LIKE FUCCCCCCKKKK... SO I STARTED WALKING SLOW... THEY LIKE 20 STEPS AHEAD AND I.COULDN'T HOLD IT NO MO... I SEE A RALPH LAUREN STORE AND I GO IN THERE... BY THIS TIME, IM CURRENTLY SHYTIN ON MYSELF... SO I STOP BY THE SHOE SECTION AND ASKED DID THEY HAVE MY SIZE AND ASKED DID THEY HAVE A REST ROOM... EVERY STEP I TAKE, ? COMES OUT
SO I GET TO THE REST ROOM... ? EVERYWHERE!!... LEGS, IM MY SHOE, THE BACK OF MY PANTS... I TOOK ALLLLL MY CLOTHES OFF AND FINISHED... I WAS SWEATIN LIKE A SLAVE I THERE... I WRAPPED MY DRAWZ UP IN PAPERTOWELS AND THREW THEM AWAY..MAN I HAD ? ON THE FLOOR, BOTTOM OF THE TOILET WHERE IT SCEWS IN AT... I CLEANED MY PANTS AS GOOD AS POSSIBLE...
SO I LEAVE... MY WIFE AND COUSIN WAS LIKE, DANG, WHERE U GO? AND I SAID, I WAS LOOKING FOR YALL.... SO WE CONTINUE TO WALK AND NOW IM 50 STEPS BEHIND SMELLING LIKE STRAIGHT ? ...
WE LEAVE AND I TRY TO JUMP IN THE BACK SEAT AND LET THE WINDOW DOWN...SHE WAS LIKE,NAW ILL SIT.IN THE BACK...MANNNNN, I WAS SOOOOO READY TO GET BACK TO THE ROOM.
THEN MY COUSIN WANNA RIDE THROUGH THE HILLS AND ? ... MAN I HAD THAT WINDOW ALLLL THW WAY DOWN..
MY WIFE WAS LIKE, "SOMETHING STANK"
BY NOW, ITS BEEN 30MINS AND IM LITERALLY DISGUSTED.. SHE DROP US OFF AND I HURRY UP TO THE SHOWER...
I TILL THIS DAY, I STILL GOT ? STAINS IN THEM PANTS... AND YES I KEPT EM CAUSE O LIKE EM..
@MARIO_DRO
U betta than me, I woulda went to one of them stores (Gucci/RL/Guess more than likely) and spent the least amount of grip I could and got a whole new fit.
And u kept them jeans....
Öl stankin' ? lil' boy. lol -
illestni99ainne wrote: »Man in the beauty salon I own, one day I was there early changing out lightbulbs, all of a sudden I had to ? real bad. The bathroom is right next to the shampoo bowls. Man I was in there for 30 minutes at least trying to rush though cuz I knew my employees was coming soon.
They did with their clients. I could hear a girl getting her hair washed and joking around. All of a sudden I hear, "Ew, what's that smell"? I couldn't do ? but wipe, flush, wash my hands and come out. It got dead quiet. I just said morning ladies and dipped the ? out!
My employees ? with me all the time about it smh.
I remember this story being told b4, I forgot it was you tho.
I bet u walked out and them hoes looked @ u like.....
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Lurkristocrat wrote: »
..WENT TO LA FOR MY BDAY... MY COUSIN STAY THERE... SO ME HER AND MY WIFE WENT TO ROSCOES... WE ATE, LEFT, GOT IN THE CAR AND SHE WAS LIKE, " IMA SHOW YALL AROUND"...SO I STARTED BUBBLING BUT I DIDNT PAY IT NO MIND... SHE TAKES US TO RODEO DRIVE...WE GET OUT THE CAR AND I FEEL IT!...IM THINKING," ILL GO TO A CORNER STORE OR MCDONALD'S OR SOMETHING.. MANNN ALL I SEE IS LOUIS, GUCCI, FENDI, CARTIER STORES... I WAS LIKE FUCCCCCCKKKK... SO I STARTED WALKING SLOW... THEY LIKE 20 STEPS AHEAD AND I.COULDN'T HOLD IT NO MO... I SEE A RALPH LAUREN STORE AND I GO IN THERE... BY THIS TIME, IM CURRENTLY SHYTIN ON MYSELF... SO I STOP BY THE SHOE SECTION AND ASKED DID THEY HAVE MY SIZE AND ASKED DID THEY HAVE A REST ROOM... EVERY STEP I TAKE, ? COMES OUT
SO I GET TO THE REST ROOM... ? EVERYWHERE!!... LEGS, IM MY SHOE, THE BACK OF MY PANTS... I TOOK ALLLLL MY CLOTHES OFF AND FINISHED... I WAS SWEATIN LIKE A SLAVE I THERE... I WRAPPED MY DRAWZ UP IN PAPERTOWELS AND THREW THEM AWAY..MAN I HAD ? ON THE FLOOR, BOTTOM OF THE TOILET WHERE IT SCEWS IN AT... I CLEANED MY PANTS AS GOOD AS POSSIBLE...
SO I LEAVE... MY WIFE AND COUSIN WAS LIKE, DANG, WHERE U GO? AND I SAID, I WAS LOOKING FOR YALL.... SO WE CONTINUE TO WALK AND NOW IM 50 STEPS BEHIND SMELLING LIKE STRAIGHT ? ...
WE LEAVE AND I TRY TO JUMP IN THE BACK SEAT AND LET THE WINDOW DOWN...SHE WAS LIKE,NAW ILL SIT.IN THE BACK...MANNNNN, I WAS SOOOOO READY TO GET BACK TO THE ROOM.
THEN MY COUSIN WANNA RIDE THROUGH THE HILLS AND ? ... MAN I HAD THAT WINDOW ALLLL THW WAY DOWN..
MY WIFE WAS LIKE, "SOMETHING STANK"
BY NOW, ITS BEEN 30MINS AND IM LITERALLY DISGUSTED.. SHE DROP US OFF AND I HURRY UP TO THE SHOWER...
I TILL THIS DAY, I STILL GOT ? STAINS IN THEM PANTS... AND YES I KEPT EM CAUSE O LIKE EM..
I swear to ? if this aint the funniest ? story...
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Ok................
so another time when I was a kid maybe around 4th grade or so school had just let out so I'm walking home. In the middle of that walk I feel my stomach start rumbling. I am like probably half a mile away and I'm panicking. I knew some friends in my neighborhood if I couldn't make it but I was embarrassed to stop and ask someone to use they bathroom like I'm Smokey or some ? .
Anyways I'm walking up the hill my house was on and I see the house in the horizon. I'm like finally I'm getting closer. All this time my stomach is cramping up and I'm squeezing as tight as I can. Doing the ? squeeze walk as fast as I can up the hill.
So I finally make it home reach in my pocket to get my key and I realize I didn't have my key.
My parents weren't home from work either.
So I make a hard decision go around back by my dads shed drop my draws crouch down and take the most explosive ? in my life. ? was pretty much like this
So I forgot to mention my folks were in the middle of trying to sell our home. In the middle of pooping my soul out, my mom, dad, realtor and potential buyers walk in our backyard and see me with my pants at my ankles and a pool of ? all in the grass and on the side of the shed. My mom just starts screaming. My pops yelling what the ? Marcus! The realtor is trying to direct the couple back to the front yard and they have the most horrified look on their face. I was so embarrassed. Needless to say they didn't buy the home. -
illestni99ainne wrote: »Ok................
so another time when I was a kid maybe around 4th grade or so school had just let out so I'm walking home. In the middle of that walk I feel my stomach start rumbling. I am like probably half a mile away and I'm panicking. I knew some friends in my neighborhood if I couldn't make it but I was embarrassed to stop and ask someone to use they bathroom like I'm Smokey or some ? .
Anyways I'm walking up the hill my house was on and I see the house in the horizon. I'm like finally I'm getting closer. All this time my stomach is cramping up and I'm squeezing as tight as I can. Doing the ? squeeze walk as fast as I can up the hill.
So I finally make it home reach in my pocket to get my key and I realize I didn't have my key.
My parents weren't home from work either.
So I make a hard decision go around back by my dads shed drop my draws crouch down and take the most explosive ? in my life. ? was pretty much like this
So I forgot to mention my folks were in the middle of trying to sell our home. In the middle of pooping my soul out, my mom, dad, realtor and potential buyers walk in our backyard and see me with my pants at my ankles and a pool of ? all in the grass and on the side of the shed. My mom just starts screaming. My pops yelling what the ? Marcus! The realtor is trying to direct the couple back to the front yard and they have the most horrified look on their face. I was so embarrassed. Needless to say they didn't buy the home.
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illestni99ainne wrote: »Ok................
so another time when I was a kid maybe around 4th grade or so school had just let out so I'm walking home. In the middle of that walk I feel my stomach start rumbling. I am like probably half a mile away and I'm panicking. I knew some friends in my neighborhood if I couldn't make it but I was embarrassed to stop and ask someone to use they bathroom like I'm Smokey or some ? .
Anyways I'm walking up the hill my house was on and I see the house in the horizon. I'm like finally I'm getting closer. All this time my stomach is cramping up and I'm squeezing as tight as I can. Doing the ? squeeze walk as fast as I can up the hill.
So I finally make it home reach in my pocket to get my key and I realize I didn't have my key.
My parents weren't home from work either.
So I make a hard decision go around back by my dads shed drop my draws crouch down and take the most explosive ? in my life. ? was pretty much like this
So I forgot to mention my folks were in the middle of trying to sell our home. In the middle of pooping my soul out, my mom, dad, realtor and potential buyers walk in our backyard and see me with my pants at my ankles and a pool of ? all in the grass and on the side of the shed. My mom just starts screaming. My pops yelling what the ? Marcus! The realtor is trying to direct the couple back to the front yard and they have the most horrified look on their face. I was so embarrassed. Needless to say they didn't buy the home.
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I took a ? in my backyard once.
And the door was unlocked
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my uncle passed away this summer.
on the morning of his funeral, I felt my stomach bubbling. but I was still home so I had no issue blowing my bathroom up. a ? was grateful. I thought I dodged a bullet...
nope
one hour later the whole fam is at my aunts house. my stomach starts bubbling again. I stayed away from everyone so they couldn't hear that ? , blank face and all. they probably thought I was torn up over my uncle passing. I was but i was trying my hardest not to ? myself. I was imagining my stomach rumbling during the middle of service and the whole church staring at me
finally I said ? it and blessed my aunts upstairs bathroom. everyone was downstairs so the coast was clear. a ? was sweating profusely, all through my suit. it felt like a sauna in that ? . I sweated 5 pounds and ? another 10. but not only was there rolls of toilet paper at my disposal, there was a full roll of paper towel sitting on the sink. it's like unc was looking out for me from above. PT to wipe the sweat off my body, TP to wipe my ass. it took a while but I was feeling good cuz I felt like I dodged two bullets. now I can mourn my uncle in peace...
NOPE!!!
we at the cemetery, they lowering my uncle into the ground and I feel my bubble guts coming back like Michael Myers. ? just wouldn't die yo. we drive back to the church for dinner and my cousins driving slow as fuuuuuck. I'm sitting there with my eyes closed, fist to my mouth and my leg shaking trying to hold it in. big sis puts her hand on my shoulder saying it's gonna be okay. she just ain't know bruh. she just ain't know...
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Already Home_17 wrote: »my uncle passed away this summer.
on the morning of his funeral, I felt my stomach bubbling. but I was still home so I had no issue blowing my bathroom up. a ? was grateful. I thought I dodged a bullet...
nope
one hour later the whole fam is at my aunts house. my stomach starts bubbling again. I stayed away from everyone so they couldn't hear that ? , blank face and all. they probably thought I was torn up over my uncle passing. I was but i was trying my hardest not to ? myself. I was imagining my stomach rumbling during the middle of service and the whole church staring at me
finally I said ? it and blessed my aunts upstairs bathroom. everyone was downstairs so the coast was clear. a ? was sweating profusely, all through my suit. it felt like a sauna in that ? . I sweated 5 pounds and ? another 10. but not only was there rolls of toilet paper at my disposal, there was a full roll of paper towel sitting on the sink. it's like unc was looking out for me from above. PT to wipe the sweat off my body, TP to wipe my ass. it took a while but I was feeling good cuz I felt like I dodged two bullets. now I can mourn my uncle in peace...
NOPE!!!
we at the cemetery, they lowering my uncle into the ground and I feel my bubble guts coming back like Michael Myers. ? just wouldn't die yo. we drive back to the church for dinner and my cousins driving slow as fuuuuuck. I'm sitting there with my eyes closed, fist to my mouth and my leg shaking trying to hold it in. big sis puts her hand on my shoulder saying it's gonna be okay. she just ain't know bruh. she just ain't know...
a ? blessed three different bathrooms in a 6 hour span. that gotta be a record or something
when holding in a ? is mistakened for mourning a loved one..
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illestni99ainne wrote: »Ok................
so another time when I was a kid maybe around 4th grade or so school had just let out so I'm walking home. In the middle of that walk I feel my stomach start rumbling. I am like probably half a mile away and I'm panicking. I knew some friends in my neighborhood if I couldn't make it but I was embarrassed to stop and ask someone to use they bathroom like I'm Smokey or some ? .
Anyways I'm walking up the hill my house was on and I see the house in the horizon. I'm like finally I'm getting closer. All this time my stomach is cramping up and I'm squeezing as tight as I can. Doing the ? squeeze walk as fast as I can up the hill.
So I finally make it home reach in my pocket to get my key and I realize I didn't have my key.
My parents weren't home from work either.
So I make a hard decision go around back by my dads shed drop my draws crouch down and take the most explosive ? in my life. ? was pretty much like this
So I forgot to mention my folks were in the middle of trying to sell our home. In the middle of pooping my soul out, my mom, dad, realtor and potential buyers walk in our backyard and see me with my pants at my ankles and a pool of ? all in the grass and on the side of the shed. My mom just starts screaming. My pops yelling what the ? Marcus! The realtor is trying to direct the couple back to the front yard and they have the most horrified look on their face. I was so embarrassed. Needless to say they didn't buy the home.
Not the realtor!....
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One time me and s/o was driving back home to SC. It was early in the morning and she wanted to get breakfast. We was only a couple of hours away, so I was like "Ok". We stopped by ? Barrel and got something to eat. I got the pancakes b/c I didn't see anything else I liked on the menu.
Now usually I don't eat breakfast b/c I don't wake up in the morning. So my body isn't use to eating something that early. As soon as I finished most of the pancakes, I had a feeling something wasn't right. We hit the road and 30mins later, my body started to regret eating those damn pancakes. NIG-GAS...the bg's began to kick into high gear after that. I still had about 2 1/2 more hours to go
THAT...was probably one of the longest 2 1/2 hours I ever drove. I did everything in my power to keep my mind from thinking about my stomach.
- I started speeding a lil
- Listened to a couple of ESPN podcasts
- Let my mind wander about other things
- Viewed the scenery
Just about any and everything to avoid focusing on my stomach. Now I know you're probably saying Well Recap, why didn't you stop at one of the rest areas along the way?" Aye...F*** DEM NASTY AZZZ BATHROOMS AND YOUR LOGIC THINKING CUZ! My mind was set on making it back home. It's like my stomach challenged my brain on some "I bet I'll explode before we make it to your house" type deal. And my brain responded "Watch me muthafucca. FOCUS RECAP! ONE MORE HOUR TO GO! WE CAN DO THIS!" So I had to represent.
Maaaaannnn that last hour was brutal. The closer we got to my house, the worse my stomach got. When I FINALLY got home, I damn near jumped out the car, and made a b-line to the bathroom. I may have briefly said "Hi" to my dad, but dunno. That was a blur. When I sat on that toilet tho...
I wanted to give myself a high five for a successful mission. After that situation...never again. The next time we drove back home and stopped by ? Barrel for breakfast, I just got myself a bowl of frosted flakes. Damn that.
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When I was like 7 or 8 I caught the mean bubble guts and took a ? in these horizontal sitting barrels I thought I was low but 20+ years one of my best friends still brings it up
When my son was born I had caught the devil bubble guts omw home from seeing him and his mom's at the hospital it, I barely made it to the building one elavator was broken the other one wasn't coming down fast enough so I ran to the 3rd floor squared and blasted ? all over the staircase
I finally go upstairs and my brother just happens to had pop up so I run in the bathroom to clean up and my daughter is telling everyone how I was taking a dump on the staircase she was making fun of me giggling and ? that was 5 years ago
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My daughter ? in my brothers flip flop like a dead perfect ? emoji in his flip flop it was around the ? training days ? was hilarious
I broken a few toilets in the hospital I work in
It is what it is thereally are hundreds if not thousands of places to ? I have no remorse when it happens
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Last month on the way home the bus hit as I turned the corner on my block I started sweating of I was shaking as if I was going through withdrawal I was in the elevator holding my ? in with my family leg ran in the house and alms shifted in myself at the bathroom door
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I'll ? anyways that is a toilet and toilet paper
But with that being said.
The worst ? I ever took was at Six Flags this year. I had no toilet paper in my stall and ppl keep walking in and out so I couldn't get to a stall with tp in and had to ask a person to get me a roll.
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theres two kinds of people in the world. Those who have sharted, as those that admit to it.
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Lurkristocrat wrote: »
..WENT TO LA FOR MY BDAY... MY COUSIN STAY THERE... SO ME HER AND MY WIFE WENT TO ROSCOES... WE ATE, LEFT, GOT IN THE CAR AND SHE WAS LIKE, " IMA SHOW YALL AROUND"...SO I STARTED BUBBLING BUT I DIDNT PAY IT NO MIND... SHE TAKES US TO RODEO DRIVE...WE GET OUT THE CAR AND I FEEL IT!...IM THINKING," ILL GO TO A CORNER STORE OR MCDONALD'S OR SOMETHING.. MANNN ALL I SEE IS LOUIS, GUCCI, FENDI, CARTIER STORES... I WAS LIKE FUCCCCCCKKKK... SO I STARTED WALKING SLOW... THEY LIKE 20 STEPS AHEAD AND I.COULDN'T HOLD IT NO MO... I SEE A RALPH LAUREN STORE AND I GO IN THERE... BY THIS TIME, IM CURRENTLY SHYTIN ON MYSELF... SO I STOP BY THE SHOE SECTION AND ASKED DID THEY HAVE MY SIZE AND ASKED DID THEY HAVE A REST ROOM... EVERY STEP I TAKE, ? COMES OUT
SO I GET TO THE REST ROOM... ? EVERYWHERE!!... LEGS, IM MY SHOE, THE BACK OF MY PANTS... I TOOK ALLLLL MY CLOTHES OFF AND FINISHED... I WAS SWEATIN LIKE A SLAVE I THERE... I WRAPPED MY DRAWZ UP IN PAPERTOWELS AND THREW THEM AWAY..MAN I HAD ? ON THE FLOOR, BOTTOM OF THE TOILET WHERE IT SCEWS IN AT... I CLEANED MY PANTS AS GOOD AS POSSIBLE...
SO I LEAVE... MY WIFE AND COUSIN WAS LIKE, DANG, WHERE U GO? AND I SAID, I WAS LOOKING FOR YALL.... SO WE CONTINUE TO WALK AND NOW IM 50 STEPS BEHIND SMELLING LIKE STRAIGHT ? ...
WE LEAVE AND I TRY TO JUMP IN THE BACK SEAT AND LET THE WINDOW DOWN...SHE WAS LIKE,NAW ILL SIT.IN THE BACK...MANNNNN, I WAS SOOOOO READY TO GET BACK TO THE ROOM.
THEN MY COUSIN WANNA RIDE THROUGH THE HILLS AND ? ... MAN I HAD THAT WINDOW ALLLL THW WAY DOWN..
MY WIFE WAS LIKE, "SOMETHING STANK"
BY NOW, ITS BEEN 30MINS AND IM LITERALLY DISGUSTED.. SHE DROP US OFF AND I HURRY UP TO THE SHOWER...
I TILL THIS DAY, I STILL GOT ? STAINS IN THEM PANTS... AND YES I KEPT EM CAUSE O LIKE EM..
@Sion