"Get it out of your system" .... then get married and start a family.

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Shuffington
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2 part question:

Can you truly get "IT" out of your system?

Is that realistic?

By "IT" .... I mean the urge to ram through vaginas.

What do you think?

If you, as a married man for 4 yrs, were sent to an island for a 3 week business trip alone, with non working wifi and some wildly attractive local who you knew would be "safe" and she was feeling you heavy.

Again, you're alone conducting telecom business or something.......
....a fine ass tree walks into the forest and no one sees her but she sees you and falls on you ... do you bone?


Lets keep it real.


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  • traestar
    traestar Members Posts: 6,030 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    monogamy is a myth!

    Exactly!!
  • Stew
    Stew Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 52,234 Regulator
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    Yeaaaa don't see ? gettin outta my system anytime soon.
  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    so you gotta go to the DR?

    good luck...lol
  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    yes. you can get it out of your system.

    it's called maturing.

    or getting to the point....you know you can't fukk them all.
  • Qiv_Owan
    Qiv_Owan Members Posts: 4,125 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    monogamy is a myth!

    Thats a damn lie

    U gotta step your caliber of women up
  • EmM HoLLa.
    EmM HoLLa. Members Posts: 3,255 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    listen y'all ? keep making these threads about cheating. the difference between these threads and real life is y'all always say that there is no way of getting caught. i been with my wife for over 25 years but if u lock me in a room with some bad as ? with no possibility of being im going to do what every man will do and that is bust her ass...TWICE.

    unfortunately it doesnt work like that in real life. if u cheat there is a chance ur gonna get caught. so here is some advice from a married man. stop posting these questions online. if u gonna do it just do it.

    DONT KISS THE SIDE CHICK!


  • Trollio
    Trollio Members Posts: 25,815 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Fine ass tree?

    What am i a lumberjack?
  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    listen y'all ? keep making these threads about cheating. the difference between these threads and real life is y'all always say that there is no way of getting caught. i been with my wife for over 25 years but if u lock me in a room with some bad as ? with no possibility of being im going to do what every man will do and that is bust her ass...TWICE.

    unfortunately it doesnt work like that in real life. if u cheat there is a chance ur gonna get caught. so here is some advice from a married man. stop posting these questions online. if u gonna do it just do it.

    DONT KISS THE SIDE CHICK!

    the kiss bring trouble....she then thinks you actually like her
  • CapitalB
    CapitalB Members Posts: 24,556 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Qiv_Owan wrote: »
    monogamy is a myth!

    Thats a damn lie

    U gotta step your caliber of women up

    oh ? ...
    @BOSSExcellence
    you gonna take that ? ?

    i dont comprehend sucka fo love ? ..
    would u mind translating for me!!?
  • Cabana_Da_Don
    Cabana_Da_Don Members Posts: 7,992 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I think you should not do it.Keep it safe homie.
  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    yes. you can get it out of your system.

    it's called maturing.

    or getting to the point....you know you can't fukk them all.

    maturity has nothing to do with it. there is no point during the sexual maturation process that makes a person becomes monogamous. it is respect for ur partner that will keep u from cheating.

    you call it respect I call it maturing....an immature ? aint gonna respect ? .

    tomato tomoto
    12 or a dozen

    i aint fought with you in a week ? ....let it go
  • semi-auto-mato
    semi-auto-mato Members Posts: 2,833 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    yes. you can get it out of your system.

    it's called maturing.

    or getting to the point....you know you can't fukk them all.

    maturity has nothing to do with it. there is no point during the sexual maturation process that makes a person becomes monogamous. it is respect for ur partner that will keep u from cheating.

    you call it respect I call it maturing....an immature ? aint gonna respect ? .

    tomato tomoto
    12 or a dozen

    i aint fought with you in a week ? ....let it go

    yeah i know u were doing good until u came in here with that maturity ? .
  • VIBE
    VIBE Members Posts: 54,384 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    an island, no wifi, you and one ? , and there's only strawberries and whipped cream to eat and the only fire is you guys surrounded by candles and there's a light breeze and she's nipply, there's only one blanket and you can't get caught - would you cheat??!!

  • Shuffington
    Shuffington Members Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    VIBE wrote: »
    an island, no wifi, you and one ? , and there's only strawberries and whipped cream to eat and the only fire is you guys surrounded by candles and there's a light breeze and she's nipply, there's only one blanket and you can't get caught - would you cheat??!!


    You're implying that, that scenario is an impossibility?

  • CapitalB
    CapitalB Members Posts: 24,556 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    gns wrote: »
    I KISS MY SIDE CHICKS
    Cause they mine too
    leprechaun-.gif

    not really the kissin type..
    but yeh.. i dont do "side chicks"

    i play for keeps..
    if im ? wit her im tryin to make her mines! lol
  • gns
    gns Members Posts: 21,285 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    gns wrote: »
    I KISS MY SIDE CHICKS
    Cause they mine too
    leprechaun-.gif

    not really the kissin type..
    but yeh.. i dont do "side chicks"

    i play for keeps..
    if im ? wit her im tryin to make her mines! lol

    I feel u
    I definitely rank people tho
    Even if "side" aint the proper term, there is a hierarchy
  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    yes. you can get it out of your system.

    it's called maturing.

    or getting to the point....you know you can't fukk them all.

    maturity has nothing to do with it. there is no point during the sexual maturation process that makes a person becomes monogamous. it is respect for ur partner that will keep u from cheating.

    you call it respect I call it maturing....an immature ? aint gonna respect ? .

    tomato tomoto
    12 or a dozen

    i aint fought with you in a week ? ....let it go

    yeah i know u were doing good until u came in here with that maturity ? .
    yes. you can get it out of your system.

    it's called maturing.

    or getting to the point....you know you can't fukk them all.

    maturity has nothing to do with it. there is no point during the sexual maturation process that makes a person becomes monogamous. it is respect for ur partner that will keep u from cheating.

    you call it respect I call it maturing....an immature ? aint gonna respect ? .

    tomato tomoto
    12 or a dozen

    i aint fought with you in a week ? ....let it go

    yeah i know u were doing good until u came in here with that maturity ? .

    ok now you done it.


    look ? .

    i for the most part needed to learn to grow up...in my relationship. I always respected my wife. but I was immature about certain ? . I can admit. so once I matured....thjngs got better from my end. but the respect was always there.

    an now imma be a fukk ? an bring up old ? .....you aint really no Street ? . cuz Street ? respect the game...you used the game on a small scale for sneakers an dipped out cuz you knew your time was limited in it. lil ? fly under the radar. you don't get no points for that. we can all push nickel bags an call it being in the streets. so ? you matured an got a job.

    you see how that works....

    now what....now say something. an don't be bringing up old ? either
  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I'm just fukking with you...

    this ? sugar cane juice got me lit

    i need another 5 mile walk