Adventures of the Walmart Warrior
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lmao thread about walmart and chuck e cheese pizza got kinda heavy
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Walmart Warrior lol. Didn't realize how funny that was til now.
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Ok, so I just got back from Kroger a few minutes ago.
Tried to get at what appeared to be an upper middle class white woman, but her lower body was built like a black woman.
Not fat either........probably around 160 when you take into account the weight in her ass, hips, and thighs.
Anyway, I asked her if she was married or anything........and she said she was "seeing somebody."
Didn't press it any further.
She didn't seem hostile or anything, but I felt like she might be uncomfortable if I continued to try to have a conversation with her after that.
Only thing I wondered about was whether she said she was seeing somebody because she was really with somebody.......or if she said it because she wasn't interested.
*INB4 one of you nignogs says it was probably a combination of both*
IDK, she could've been giving me the green light.......but I'm not good at reading white women since I rarely approach them.
@Stew
Since you're one of the IC's white girl aficionados, how would you have handled this situation? -
Ok, so I just got back from Kroger a few minutes ago.
Tried to get at what appeared to be an upper middle class white woman, but her lower body was built like a black woman.
Not fat either........probably around 160 when you take into account the weight in her ass, hips, and thighs.
Anyway, I asked her if she was married or anything........and she said she was "seeing somebody."
Didn't press it any further.
She didn't seem hostile or anything, but I felt like she might be uncomfortable if I continued to try to have a conversation with her after that.
Only thing I wondered about was whether she said she was seeing somebody because she was really with somebody.......or if she said it because she wasn't interested.
*INB4 one of you nignogs says it was probably a combination of both*
IDK, she could've been giving me the green light.......but I'm not good at reading white women since I rarely approach them.
@Stew
Since you're one of the IC's white girl aficionados, how would you have handled this situation?
"Here's my number, holla if this gentleman doesn't know how to treat a good looking young lady like yourself" -
Ok, so I just got back from Kroger a few minutes ago.
Tried to get at what appeared to be an upper middle class white woman, but her lower body was built like a black woman.
Not fat either........probably around 160 when you take into account the weight in her ass, hips, and thighs.
Anyway, I asked her if she was married or anything........and she said she was "seeing somebody."
Didn't press it any further.
She didn't seem hostile or anything, but I felt like she might be uncomfortable if I continued to try to have a conversation with her after that.
Only thing I wondered about was whether she said she was seeing somebody because she was really with somebody.......or if she said it because she wasn't interested.
*INB4 one of you nignogs says it was probably a combination of both*
IDK, she could've been giving me the green light.......but I'm not good at reading white women since I rarely approach them.
@Stew
Since you're one of the IC's white girl aficionados, how would you have handled this situation?
"Are you married or anything "
You really ran up on this ? with this? -
OmegaConflict wrote: »Ok, so I just got back from Kroger a few minutes ago.
Tried to get at what appeared to be an upper middle class white woman, but her lower body was built like a black woman.
Not fat either........probably around 160 when you take into account the weight in her ass, hips, and thighs.
Anyway, I asked her if she was married or anything........and she said she was "seeing somebody."
Didn't press it any further.
She didn't seem hostile or anything, but I felt like she might be uncomfortable if I continued to try to have a conversation with her after that.
Only thing I wondered about was whether she said she was seeing somebody because she was really with somebody.......or if she said it because she wasn't interested.
*INB4 one of you nignogs says it was probably a combination of both*
IDK, she could've been giving me the green light.......but I'm not good at reading white women since I rarely approach them.
@Stew
Since you're one of the IC's white girl aficionados, how would you have handled this situation?
"Are you married or anything "
You really ran up on this ? with this?
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Ok, so I just got back from Walmart.
Saw a thick chick in the self-checkout line as I was heading there myself.
Looked a little bit like Chuck ( @Purr ) with the braids and lips.
*and no, I didn't think it was actually her that I saw at Walmart*
Anyway, one of the exits is right by the self-checkout line, so I decided sit on the bench and wait in the entrance in hopes of catching her as she leaves.
5 minutes go by, I'm fronting like I'm reading the paper or something..........decide to look back inside...........and she's gone.
She must've left out of the other exit.
Got in my car and drove around the parking lot to see if I could spot her there, but she was already gone.
The End..............
until my next visit.
Stay tuned.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TzMSfaNXYZg -
Told y'all he was creepy AF
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Thread is useless without pics.
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MsSouthern wrote: »Told y'all he was creepy AF
@MsSouthern
lol
You're saying that like it's some kind of an insult.
In case you didn't know........I'm one of the founders of the Creepset movement.
I'm a warrior.
I live for this.
This is what i do. -
#WeKnow
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It is an insult, you've just attempted to turn lemons into some weird, creepy lemonade.
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It is an insult, you've just attempted to turn lemons into some weird, creepy lemonade.
@Kat
In what context is it an insult Kathryn?
Are you going by @MsSouthern 's perspective or mine?
In other words, how can I be insulted by something that I wear as a badge of honor? -
That you are a grown ass man who stalks women and kids
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MsSouthern wrote: »
That you are a grown ass man who stalks women and kids
Lies.
You don't even believe that yourself........you're just trying to get a reaction out of me.
Unfortunately, you're about 2 weeks too late.
In other words, we're off that now.
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@deadeye do you actually buy ? on these "shopping trips" or are you just pacing up and down wal mart ales on the slim chance a desperate broad gives you a shot.
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Revolver Ocelot wrote: »@deadeye do you actually buy ? on these "shopping trips" or are you just pacing up and down wal mart ales on the slim chance a desperate broad gives you a shot.
@Revolver Ocelot
I only go there for groceries and/or when I need to buy something.
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2 weeks late ???
You've been like this your whole posting career
Now you're adding a kids play area to your creepy ways ......
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MsSouthern wrote: »2 weeks late ???
You've been like this your whole posting career
Now you're adding a kids play area to your creepy ways ......
Again........2 weeks too late. -
MsSouthern wrote: »2 weeks late ???
You've been like this your whole posting career
Now you're adding a kids play area to your creepy ways ......
"It's a restaurant, not a playground"
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Got a couple of stories today.
All from one visit.
Saw a chick in there that looked a little bit like Pico....... aka @Bussy_Getta
Same height and build, but she was slightly darker and she didn't have straight hair.
Almost asked her if she had any family from Cali, but her dude was there and I didn't want him to think I was trying to get at his girl or anything.
2nd story...............chick straight curbed me.
She was polite about it though.
A young lady who works at the store who I've exchanged pleasantries with every time I see her.
First time having a conversation with her.
Thought things were going well........asked her if she had plans for the weekend..........then if we could get together..........and she says..................."I don't know about that."
Awkward silence afterwards.
Then I say "raincheck then."
I know, ? doesn't even make sense in that context.......but I couldn't think of anything else to say.
She just gave an uncomfortable smile (which made me uncomfortable too)..........so I just proceeded to the checkout line.
Definitely gonna be awkward if I see her the next time I'm at that store.
On one hand, I don't wanna ignore her altogether and have her thinking I caught feelings after she shot me down and am acting like a ? for not speaking to her.
On the other hand, I definitely don't wanna speak to her and have her thinking I'm some thirsty ? whose still trying to get at her after she turned me down either.
Either way, I'll be sure to let you nignogs know if anything else develops from that situation.
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Lol. At least you're self-aware.
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