If you had to choose one, would You For $10,000?
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Give me the Greg Maddux option.
Here's an accurate* simulation of what would happen:
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Y'all choosing punt returns see it says no fair catch right? You'll get cleaned up before you lay down or hit the sideline. Take the charge, easy choice
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texasdaking88 wrote: »10 catches over the middle... I ain't scared of a hit and I'm a big ass dude... That ? don't scare me
Haha ya ok. Gronk is 6' 6" 265 lbs
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ill take the punts and call a fair catch everytime
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With all the free injuries I keep racking up from ball, I might as well earn 10 g-packs off a charge from the King!
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bow to royalty wrote: »
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Why it gotta be the Browns though....
? the t/s......and ? the Ravens... -
Because the Browns suck ? . Get out ya feelings
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natural born sinners wrote: »texasdaking88 wrote: »10 catches over the middle... I ain't scared of a hit and I'm a big ass dude... That ? don't scare me
This is the only one I looked at and got scared at lol...you are a braver than me sir lol
Ten catches over the middle and take a charge from Lebron running full speed from half court
got me cracking the ? up..
I'd pay money to see a regular unathletic ? get on the court or field and attempt that..
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Some of these are just ridiculous though. Ain't nobody in here hitting a homerun against Randy Johnson or Greg Maddux even if they had unlimited at bats.
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? I was just talking about this with my brother a few weeks ago.
I told him I could probably run for 50 yards in an NFL game if I had a month to practice. ? brought up good points as to why I couldnt. and seeing how fast these ? are, I said gimme 2 months.
but yeah, I think I could return the punts.
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thegreatunknown wrote: »Give me the Greg Maddux option.
Here's an accurate* simulation of what would happen:
No it's not, that's not Greg Maddux he's hitting it off of lol. -
a_wack_poster wrote: »? I was just talking about this with my brother a few weeks ago.
I told him I could probably run for 50 yards in an NFL game if I had a month to practice. ? brought up good points as to why I couldnt. and seeing how fast these ? are, I said gimme 2 months.
but yeah, I think I could return the punts.
Anybody think they can run for 50+ on an NFL Defense?
Give me 6 months -
a_wack_poster wrote: »? I was just talking about this with my brother a few weeks ago.
I told him I could probably run for 50 yards in an NFL game if I had a month to practice. ? brought up good points as to why I couldnt. and seeing how fast these ? are, I said gimme 2 months.
but yeah, I think I could return the punts.
Anybody think they can run for 50+ on an NFL Defense?
Hell naw. Look at it this way. Most NFL RB's may put up 4 yards or so or less a carry. You're not them (no one up here is), so let's put you at 1-2 yards a carry (which is generous). You think you're built for poundin the rock 25-50 times in a game? Your body or spirit would break before you broke 50. -
Return 5 punts for Browns against the Ravens, no fair catches. I'd even try to return it. I'm quick.
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I'm positive I could tackle Marshawn Lynch 5 straight times....
How many yards in between us before contact tho? -
Play quarterback..1 step drop and fire..accuracy be damned
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natural born sinners wrote: »texasdaking88 wrote: »10 catches over the middle... I ain't scared of a hit and I'm a big ass dude... That ? don't scare me
This is the only one I looked at and got scared at lol...you are a braver than me sir lol
Ten catches over the middle and take a charge from Lebron running full speed from half court
got me cracking the ? up..
I'd pay money to see a regular unathletic ? get on the court or field and attempt that..
You'll ? around and end up in a full body cast..
I ain't going over the middle of a FOOTBALL field for ? ..that's last option ALL DAY. Actual in shape athletes have wound up in wheel chairs going over the middle, ? you think going happen to some ordinary Joe...you gon DIE, at least paralyzed -
For those thinking the middle sweet remember #52
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Arya Tsaddiq wrote: »I'm positive I could tackle Marshawn Lynch 5 straight times....
How many yards in between us before contact tho?
Don't matter. You ain't pulling Lynch down. -
Return 5 punts for Browns against the Ravens, no fair catches?
Complete and Catch 10 passes over the middle against the Seahawks, if with every drop you start back at zero?
LOL. Definitely neither one of these two.
I'm taking the LBJ charge. -
Return 5 punts, easily. Just catch the rock and run out of bounds before you get smashed.
If it's a good punt to the middle of the field. You ain't making it out of bounds bruh. -
Arya Tsaddiq wrote: »I'm positive I could tackle Marshawn Lynch 5 straight times....
How many yards in between us before contact tho?
This would be you, all day.
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The Lonious Monk wrote: »Arya Tsaddiq wrote: »I'm positive I could tackle Marshawn Lynch 5 straight times....
How many yards in between us before contact tho?
This would be you, all day.
Fundamentals B....
He was arm tackling and he's smaller that Marshawn. I'm straight form tackling and wrapping for deer life.