5 Reasons Why She Won't Marry You

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  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    i dont think any of these men care........
  • Wishbone Jones
    Wishbone Jones Members Posts: 4,296 ✭✭✭
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    i dont think any of these men care........

    awhoooooooooooooof
  • Bussy_Getta
    Bussy_Getta Members Posts: 37,679 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    awhoooooooooooooof

    Bark Bark ;-)
  • DarcSkies
    DarcSkies Members Posts: 13,791 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    THere is only one reason and one reason only a female wouldnt want a man. And that reason is MONEY.

    Got enough of it and the Blessed ? herself will twist, bend and break every rule about men she even thought she had.

    Everything else is just "blah blah blah"
  • American Loo VII 3D
    American Loo VII 3D Members Posts: 6,371 ✭✭✭
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    blue virgo wrote: »
    Everyone knows most chicks are desperate and will eventually settle for someone that is all of those things.

    especially as they get closer to 30-35 and they start seeing all they friends getting wifed up

    anyway i dont think most men care if a woman doesnt want to marry them lol
  • STOP.IT.5
    STOP.IT.5 Members Posts: 250
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    especially as they get closer to 30-35 and they start seeing all they friends getting wifed up

    anyway i dont think most men care if a woman doesnt want to marry them lol


    However you have the sucker for love and simp types that do.
  • deeroc22
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  • gh0st
    gh0st Members Posts: 1,956 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    According to the women on the IC you should add:

    6. If your a nice guy and treat her with respect you must be a push over hence you need a track/street record to make her feel safe at night so her blood pressure, breathing and heart rate are all at acceptable levels.
    I hate that chick. Cause I dont do ANY of the dirt I used to and I don't look or act "thuggish" some chicks try to write me off as unable to protect them. My question is WTF are you doing in your life where you need constant protection?! Ol' Princess Toadstool getting locked in the castle ass broad. I can fight, handle a tool and keep calm in a situation but I don't need some lois lane make me break out my cape every damn day. Take yo drama starting ass to work.