Worst PICK-UP lines... . Ladies?
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death187sin
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It's 2010 and I know ? got much more creative with it now... What's the dumbest pick-up line you heard to date?
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"Damn you got a fat azz"
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jellybean84 wrote: »"Damn you got a fat azz"
Damn.. ? using that as a pick-up line? -
Dude there is like 4 chicks posting in Gn S smh.
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Unfortunately yes because they think they can continue to talk after that, and respectfully at that, smdh
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Dude there is like 4 chicks posting in Gn S smh.
And U make 5.. lol sike nah wus good mayne? It's kinda dead in here today.. -
"Do I know you from somewhere?" < when you know you haven't seen me a day in your life.
"Aye girl.." <That's just EW.
"How you doin'?" <I know that's polite but EW..lol -
"Do I know you from somewhere?" < when you know you haven't seen me a day in your life.
"Aye girl.." <That's just EW.
"How you doin'?" <I know that's polite but EW..lol
LOL.. I always use charm as a way to approach a women.. Usually compliment something that nobody else really compliments like her eyes or hair.. Then i'll complete it with something funny.. get her smiling or laughing then ask her a few questions about her likes then look really interested in what she's saying. Then ? for a number.. The trick is to leave a lasting impression. The ? these ? is saying today is just crazy!! LOL -
Well I love you too *kisses for my ? *
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and these hoes wonder why they can't get a ? up they ass with they ? attitudes.
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jellybean84 wrote: »Unfortunately yes because they think they can continue to talk after that, and respectfully at that, smdh
if you lose the ? attitude then yo funky ass will get picked u dumb ? . -
"Do I know you from somewhere?" < when you know you haven't seen me a day in your life.
"Aye girl.." <That's just EW.
"How you doin'?" <I know that's polite but EW..lol
you stupid ? you think thats a bad thing? -
"Do I know you from somewhere?" < when you know you haven't seen me a day in your life.
"Aye girl.." <That's just EW.
"How you doin'?" <I know that's polite but EW..lol
well damn... how bout
"Hi" -
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Hm, I wonder who this wonderful Alias is.....MrBud would you like to state who you are?
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"How you doin'?" <I know that's polite but EW..lol
whats wrong with sayin how you doin as an opener i mean theres gonna be convo after that so why would you get mad if a ? just tryna see where yo mental state at before he say anything else -
lmao @mr bud, alright smh.
But I don't like "how you doin'" because it
is so typical.You can tell when a guy is trying to
"spit game." He's scanning you up & down saying
"How you doin'?" or "How you doin' baby?"
& I don't like the idea of being "gamed up."
Most likely he is trying to get @ other females
than just me.
But I'm really not that much of a fan of random
guys trying to talk to me.I can understand if we are
really vibein'..then I would probably give out my #.
PROBABLY. -
lmao @mr bud, alright smh.
But I don't like "how you doin'" because it
is so typical.You can tell when a guy is trying to
"spit game." He's scanning you up & down saying
"How you doin'?" or "How you doin' baby?"
& I don't like the idea of being "gamed up."
Most likely he is trying to get @ other females
than just me.
But I'm really not that much of a fan of random
guys trying to talk to me.I can understand if we are
really vibein'..then I would probably give out my #.
PROBABLY.
How you do even get a chance to vibe if someone don't approach randomly... unless you're fan of blind dates or things of that nature -
? ? . first my ? now i cant say how you doin. damn my life is alway ?
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jellybean84 wrote: »Hm, I wonder who this wonderful Alias is.....MrBud would you like to state who you are?
I'm the ? that don't take ? from no one especially females that like to play games. -
Some guy just gave me a lecture about how generous he is with his money. Verbatim if he had $5, I'd get $2.50 of it. But truth be told he has 3 baby mommas and an unemployment check while he works out of his uncle's garage. At that point I went home.
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lol @Friends ,that man was cute. (:
but no,that didn't ruin "how you doin'" for me.
&@c1up
Me and the person can start vibein' if his approach is right.
That "how you doin' baby" & typical sh*t like that is simply
not cutting it.(smh@calling me baby & not even knowing me)
I asked on another board (that all females are on) "Do you
actually give your # out if a guy asks for it."Just to see if I was
being too uptight.But here were some of their answers..
-"No."
-"Not really."
-"Sometimes."
-"I will, but I ignore the guys who ask for it that I don't
want to speak to."
-"I'll get his # instead if he seems cool."
-"Naw. Most of the time I'll just lie and say I don't have a cell or I'm in the process of getting a new one."
-"unless we have many mutual friends from the past, i don't give it out cos some people are crazy!"
Most of them were No though..This one female said he would
be lucky if he even gets her name first & she just says "No thank you,"
politely & keeps it moving with a smile.Only 2 girls truly said a straight Yes.
As you can see, they are selective too.
I'm not saying you have to stop saying "How you doin'" to the women you try to
talk to, because there are some women out there who accept that. -
Woah,didn't mean to make that last post a novel.
But basically I'm the type that would rather start out
as acquittances with a guy first (that way he at least
knows a little about me than just seeing my physical
appearance.) & then have the relationship grow on from
there.
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"Do I know you from somewhere?" < when you know you haven't seen me a day in your life.
"Aye girl.." <That's just EW.
"How you doin'?" <I know that's polite but EW..lol
Haha, all girls have heard this one -
what if u guys meet at a coffee shop and after a 10-15 minute convo he asks for your number as he must depart and return back to work. could he get the number?
Well first & foremost I don't drink coffee.lol
But if that were to happen it's still all about the approach.
His approach must of been HELLA great if we talked for 10-15 mins.
So he would probably get the #. -
I'm not saying you have to stop saying "How you doin'" to the women you try to
talk to, because there are some women out there who accept that.
i dont be like how you doin baby or no corny ? like that cuz like you said i dont know so why would i call you baby and i dont talk to every girl i see and i dont spit game at all i dont play games so why talk em, im just sayin doe whats wrong with sayin how you doin whats your name give you mine and start a lil convo- so you sayin you'd still turn me down after that if evrything thing else all good
