my advice for DU souljah
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Aztec_Kang
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hey bruh we need to have a talk no ? .
we all know you are not happy having relationships with these 50 year old obese bingo champions.
your financial challenges have been made apparent to all of the ill community.
with that being said this is what you should do:
1. iron your best knee length white tee
2.stop going for the easy targets and walk up to the baddest chick you see today at the grocery store. im talking about a woman you would normally expect to get rejected by. not some lady who looks like she might hang out with your grandma.
3.tell this woman yo im du im 39 im unemployed and live with mom dukes
this is your best chance at getting a nice looking woman. just throw out all your worst qualities out there at first. things can only get better from that moment.
we all know you are not happy having relationships with these 50 year old obese bingo champions.
your financial challenges have been made apparent to all of the ill community.
with that being said this is what you should do:
1. iron your best knee length white tee
2.stop going for the easy targets and walk up to the baddest chick you see today at the grocery store. im talking about a woman you would normally expect to get rejected by. not some lady who looks like she might hang out with your grandma.
3.tell this woman yo im du im 39 im unemployed and live with mom dukes
this is your best chance at getting a nice looking woman. just throw out all your worst qualities out there at first. things can only get better from that moment.
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Aztec_Kang wrote: »
we all know you are not happy having relationships with these 50 year old obese bingo champions.
well shitfire hotdamn brobro -
Oh ? ... So thats what happened?
He got roasted for living with his mother?
I thought that ? worked for Fed Ex and had kids and a missus.. -
yeah we all know why du has so many posts now. he lives with his mom and so does his 50 year old girlfriend. he also has been unemployed since 9/11. im not even trying to clown im trying to help homie out.
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smh at du's theme song being this can't be life
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? have been bottling up a lot of anger at that ? DU. ? can't be healthy.thehonorable wrote: »Man when they hate you...they hate you. -
Hold up since when did Du become unemployed??????????????????
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he not at least i dont think. but ? is saying with the wages he makes he might as well be lol.louis the great wrote: »Hold up since when did Du become unemployed?????????????????? -
patna would be better off collecting cans b.
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he not at least i dont think. but ? is saying with the wages he makes he might as well be lol.
How they know that mans pockets though, aight Du been livein at home for minute according to what he said, more than likely rent free. He probably got a nice piece of change saved up. "Ye Shrug" -
Aztec_Kang wrote: »patna would be better off collecting cans b.
LMAO!!!
You hacked his email and found a W2?
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some turds float to the top, some sink to the bottom... but eventually all the ? gets flushed...
my advice for T/S...think real hard about some toilet paper and get this ? off ur mind...
I'm good... -
? have been bottling up a lot of anger at that ? DU. ? can't be healthy.
Constantly dickridin aint healthy neither remember we all binary codes like u always say so ?
Du = jody end of story -
some turds float to the top, some sink to the bottom... but eventually all the ? gets flushed...
my advice for T/S...think real hard about some toilet paper and get this ? off ur mind...
I'm good...
? take ? everyday B... U be iight.
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haha ? starting to shoot slugs
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tommy living room set is 4 stacks of milk crates and a ping pong table.....
don't get mad rent-a-center always hiring.... -
du what the in the hell you talking about. i was just trying to help you b.
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mostvigorousone wrote: »? take ? everyday B... U be iight.
bout to start shaving these ? necks witta chainsaw....? done got outta hand -
bout to start shaving these ? necks witta chainsaw....? done got outta hand
angry DU>>>>>>nice DU -
du's mom took all his profile pics
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Aztec_Kang wrote: »du's mom took all his profile pics
i took you mom's profile pics too... wanna see? -
ha ha du is furious.
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du is gonna take out his fury in a viscous game of scrabble with his mom and her friends.
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Aztec_Kang wrote: »du is gonna take out his fury in a viscous game of scrabble with his mom and her friends.
LMAO got em -
Aztec_Kang wrote: »du is gonna take out his fury in a viscous game of scrabble with his mom and her friends.
And again.
