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  • -JB-
    -JB- Banned Users Posts: 2,719
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    moreno.s wrote: »
    @ that last quote fiat.
    Sad but true.

    Guy who is a 6 in the face but over 6ft>>>>>>>>>>guy who is an 8 in the face, but 5'6.

    is that supreme math matic's ? Or some uk richter scale logic?
  • BabyBugatti
    BabyBugatti Members Posts: 9,173 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Sperling wrote: »
    i actually would prefer a shorter guy now. about 5'8-5'10.
    Youre 4'11.
    :/
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  • -JB-
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    moreno.s wrote: »
    youre 4'11.
    :/

    no.. She is 4 feet and 3 inches tall, 88 lbs , she need to eat a footlong from subway

    my treat granny sperling, what say you?
  • BabyBugatti
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    Don't give these ? false hope thinking that the average sized woman wants them :(
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  • -JB-
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    Sperling wrote: »
    and ?

    and ?

    AND WHAT ?

    HELLO, HOW ARE YOU CHICAGO?
  • -JB-
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    sperling wrote: »
    jb who the ? is your supplier? You need to stop going to them you getting a bad batch

    i'm the boss :cool:

    i know the price :cool:

    NO BAD BATCHES, I SHARE TOO, YOU NEED TO RELAX , RELATE , RELEASE, WOOOO-SAAAAAAAH , ALL THAT GOOD ? FAMMO
  • fiat_money
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    kai_valya wrote: »
    just think, it's some 5'0" ? trolling about to ? himself over this thread. the phrase is tall, dark and handsome for a reason
    This post should've led to jokes about a short ? being able to ? himself with absurdly small aobjects; such as hanging himself with a shoe string, jumping to his death from a counter-top, etc.
  • -JB-
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    moreno.s wrote: »
    don't give these ? false hope thinking that the average sized woman wants them :(


    pew, pew pew pew pew all the way from the uk
  • -JB-
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    Well people,

    I'm studying 1-20

    it's the ? hour of 7

    time to spark that L

    20 of em Spe-Rion KEY-LING BRUH
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  • BabyBugatti
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  • Bcotton5
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    5 4 lmao ? commit that

    lol

    Im 6'2'' I used to wish I was shorter when I was a kid because I wanted to play PG on the basketball team and they made me play center lol
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  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Quoting an entire thread in a single post just for the hell of it:
    fiat_money wrote: »



    World's shortest man dies aged 21



    He-Pingping-001.jpg
    He Pingping holds onto the finger of the world's tallest man, Sultan K Sen Photograph: Mustafa Ozer/AFP/Getty Images

    The world's shortest man, He Pingping, who was just 2ft 5in (74.6cm) tall has died in Rome.
    He, who was from China, died on Saturday in the Italian capital where he was taking part in a television show, after being admitted to hospital suffering chest pains. He was 21 years old.
    Born in Wulanchabu, in northern China's Inner Mongolia region, with a form of primordial dwarfism, He officially became the world's smallest man in 2008 when Guinness World Records measured him at 74.6cm.
    Craig Glenday, editor-in-chief of London-based Guinness World Records measured He in his hometown in China.
    "For such a small man, he made a huge impact around the world," he said. "From the moment I laid eyes on him I knew he was someone special – he had such a cheeky smile and mischievous personality, you couldn't help but be charmed by him. He brightened up the lives of everyone he met and was an inspiration to anyone considered different or unusual."
    He, who at birth was no bigger than the palm of his father's hand, was a chain-smoker and reportedly a ladies' man despite his height.
    Inner Mongolia is also home to Bao Xishun, the former world's tallest man.
    Guinness World Records said He's successor will be announced at a later date.
    Khagendra Thapa Magar, 18, from Nepal, who is reportedly 51cm tall, believes he is the rightful holder of the title. He travelled to Europe last year to lobby Guinness World Records to measure him for the accolade.




    RIP to the SOAT
    BRiCKSQUAD wrote: »
    damn lil newborn ass ?

    doorknob head ass ?

    premature mutant ass ?
    Kushington wrote: »
    what a wack ass life
    R.I.P. Boom
    how did this ? ? ? i bet he just dove in the ?
    BRiCKSQUAD wrote: »
    damn lil newborn ass ?

    doorknob head ass ?

    premature mutant ass ?
    I laughed.. but sad....
    Max-b wrote: »
    BRiCKSQUAD wrote: »
    damn lil newborn ass ?

    doorknob head ass ?

    premature mutant ass ?
    hahaha.........
    kat2180 wrote: »
    BRiCKSQUAD wrote: »
    damn lil newborn ass ?

    doorknob head ass ?

    premature mutant ass ?
    lol


    Aww..he's a cute little guy. RIP.
    mrsoutcity wrote: »
    Poor little fella....
    ? gotta go up to go down
    ? wear a magnum like a swimsuit
    ? had all the baby jordans
    ? sleep in a shoebox wit brithsh knights as his nightlight
    he use to have sex with a hamster til he got cat
    ? need a rope just to climb a stair
    ? gotta wear a lievest n floatys to take a bath
    dotn mind my post
    CMac wrote: »
    how did this ? ? ? i bet he just dove in the ?
    LOL real talk little ? be ? girls with his hands and feet
    Shoe box funeral.. ? gonna get buried in a Nike Box
    freshb651 wrote: »
    ? gotta go up to go down
    ? wear a magnum like a swimsuit
    ? had all the baby jordans
    ? sleep in a shoebox wit brithsh knights as his nightlight
    he use to have sex with a hamster til he got cat
    ? need a rope just to climb a stair
    ? gotta wear a lievest n floatys to take a bath
    I'm crying due to laughter
    Kushington wrote: »
    Smh @ this ? wearin action figure clothes
    Shoe box funeral.. ? gonna get buried in a Nike Box
    naw dog..they gon flush him down the toilet like fish
    Mr. AJ wrote: »
    a lil smurfkin
    naw dog..they gon flush him down the toilet like fish
    Like abraham from Different Strokes
    peagle05 wrote: »
    R.I.P. Boom
    Rockets fired
    R.I.P. Boom
    Its all jokes....






    But.. havent seen him on this joint in a minute.. Im just sayin...
    CMac wrote: »
    SMH @ that lil ? dying so young but on some real ? short ? stay losing.
    peagle05 wrote: »
    Its all jokes....






    But.. havent seen him on this joint in a minute.. Im just sayin...
    yeah but its still funny as hell to point it out
    fiat_money wrote: »



    World's shortest man dies aged 21



    He-Pingping-001.jpg
    He Pingping holds onto the finger of the world's tallest man, Sultan K Sen Photograph: Mustafa Ozer/AFP/Getty Images

    The world's shortest man, He Pingping, who was just 2ft 5in (74.6cm) tall has died in Rome.
    He, who was from China, died on Saturday in the Italian capital where he was taking part in a television show, after being admitted to hospital suffering chest pains. He was 21 years old.
    Born in Wulanchabu, in northern China's Inner Mongolia region, with a form of primordial dwarfism, He officially became the world's smallest man in 2008 when Guinness World Records measured him at 74.6cm.
    Craig Glenday, editor-in-chief of London-based Guinness World Records measured He in his hometown in China.
    "For such a small man, he made a huge impact around the world," he said. "From the moment I laid eyes on him I knew he was someone special – he had such a cheeky smile and mischievous personality, you couldn't help but be charmed by him. He brightened up the lives of everyone he met and was an inspiration to anyone considered different or unusual."
    He, who at birth was no bigger than the palm of his father's hand, was a chain-smoker and reportedly a ladies' man despite his height.
    Inner Mongolia is also home to Bao Xishun, the former world's tallest man.
    Guinness World Records said He's successor will be announced at a later date.
    Khagendra Thapa Magar, 18, from Nepal, who is reportedly 51cm tall, believes he is the rightful holder of the title. He travelled to Europe last year to lobby Guinness World Records to measure him for the accolade.




    RIP to the SOAT
    SMH @ Verne Troyer extorting this ?
    SMH @ this ? having to take ? in kitty litter boxes
    SMH @ this ? having to mash all his food up
    SMH @ this ? hair
    SMH @ this ? almost drowning at birth
    TyeBeezy64 wrote: »
    ol Yoda use the force lookin boy
    ol I take bathes in cups lookin boy
    ol someone shorter than jermaine dupri lookin boy
    ol im the size of a white ? lookin boy
    ol my mansion is a barbie playhouse lookin boy
  • -JB-
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    sperling wrote: »
    lol .

    * straight face*
  • isayas
    isayas Confirm Email Posts: 2,972 ✭✭
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    Well, somebody gotta be the short one; it ain't dude's fault that they're under 6ft.
  • -JB-
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    moreno.s wrote: »
    you ? !!!

    Hi.

    filth. Flarn , flarn , filth :-(
  • -JB-
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    sperling wrote: »
    i don't see why not aint like too many tall men checking for giant hands anyway :(

    with that lady great gazoo, lady bobby's WORLD til-t-a -whirl boulder on yo mafuckin shoulder's fammo,

    i know you aint talkin bout nobody dome

    you?

    What?
  • Will Munny
    Will Munny Members Posts: 30,199 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    laydee wrote: »
    loool yeah just a little!



    No, i dont even know what it stands for.


    Look at your ? face... The ? makes you think you good enough to downgrade anyone?
  • -JB-
    -JB- Banned Users Posts: 2,719
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    ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

    slow down son you killin em

    sp, no need to delete yo post's girly, no hard feeeling's , ok? Well noT for you, but me...nO COMMENT CHITOWN
  • J.Greenz
    J.Greenz Members Posts: 82
    edited November 2010
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    They say that short dudes lost, I'm a short dude (5'6), do I lose? Otherwise, hoes still be gawking and sucking, some are taller than me and some shorter, so do I win? Do I detect a pardox?
  • DRO
    DRO Members Posts: 9,943 ✭✭✭
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    shadb33 wrote: »
    this is true.....

    But like i said confidence is all u need at the end of the day...i've seen plenty of 5'4 ? with beautiful women...look at jermaine dupri with his petite self...he with janet jackson..and dont try to say it's cause of his money...janet is used to money....jermaine laid the mack down and won her over...

    dude, u get gayer by the day!
  • shadb33
    shadb33 Members Posts: 3,810 ✭✭✭
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    dude, u get gayer by the day!

    smh Pupu...aint this u and your homie with the dreads from Cleveland Ave???