You know you have a subpar job when...
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when ? come to work excited cuz the new place up the street is paying $8.50/ an hour
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when the police pulled into your job parking lot to make personal calls...
but 3/4 of your job stays in for lunch cause they got warrants -
2stepz_ahead wrote: »when the police pulled into your job parking lot to make personal calls...
but 3/4 of your job stays in for lunch cause they got warrants
The first job I had in car audio damned near all the installers and most of the sales staff had warrants, suspended license, bold tags on the car, or something like that. If a cop ever posted up in the parking lot of any of our stores everybody in the spot was shook. The Chaldeans that ran the chain would have to go out to see what the cop was doing there unless it was on of the two or three stores that they didn't manage. In those cases nobody went outside, the installers closed their bays, and we'd stay peeking out the window to see when they left. -
unspoken_respect wrote: »Sheeiit, one day I was about 300 ft from my job and pulled over to the side of the road and called in.
? i just did that ? last wednesday -
When I first moved to LA, I worked a string of ain't ? jobs, lmao i got stories for days.
When you apply, and get hired on the spot, mfs don't even look at your resume
One warehouse literally had me do a 5 question test to make sure I knew how to read and write. i watched a three minute safety video and started working later that day.
It's atleast 5 mexicans who speak no English, 3 teenagers who look like they do xanax, and a ? fresh out of jail with red chucks, and a face tattoo
Everybody files exempt on their taxes
It's a ? selling weed on the job, and a female giving head in the bathroom. managers don't care long as they can get the plug
When it's your first day and co-workers openly tell you about how thrash the job is, when they're gonna quit and which places pay better
When it's your first week and you're damn near the best employee
Bonus points if your co-workers tell you to relax, it's not that serious when they see you doing your job quickly and effectively
When your managers misspell 5 letters words, and ? up simple addition and subtraction
When you tell your co-workers you went to school and they're surprised cause you're the only one
When you quit short notice to finish school, or for better opportunities and your managers are lowkey proud of you -
when the job post is vague as hell.
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When the "head cashier" is your supervisor.
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When I first moved to LA, I worked a string of ain't ? jobs, lmao i got stories for days.
When you apply, and get hired on the spot, mfs don't even look at your resume
One warehouse literally had me do a 5 question test to make sure I knew how to read and write. i watched a three minute safety video and started working later that day.
It's atleast 5 mexicans who speak no English, 3 teenagers who look like they do xanax, and a ? fresh out of jail with red chucks, and a face tattoo
Everybody files exempt on their taxes
It's a ? selling weed on the job, and a female giving head in the bathroom. managers don't care long as they can get the plug
When it's your first day and co-workers openly tell you about how thrash the job is, when they're gonna quit and which places pay better
When it's your first week and you're damn near the best employee
Bonus points if your co-workers tell you to relax, it's not that serious when they see you doing your job quickly and effectively
When your managers misspell 5 letters words, and ? up simple addition and subtraction
When you tell your co-workers you went to school and they're surprised cause you're the only one
When you quit short notice to finish school, or for better opportunities and your managers are lowkey proud of you
I glanced at your avi and thought you were Kat then I seen the N word and I was like what the ? lol. -
When I first moved to LA, I worked a string of ain't ? jobs, lmao i got stories for days.
When you apply, and get hired on the spot, mfs don't even look at your resume
One warehouse literally had me do a 5 question test to make sure I knew how to read and write. i watched a three minute safety video and started working later that day.
It's atleast 5 mexicans who speak no English, 3 teenagers who look like they do xanax, and a ? fresh out of jail with red chucks, and a face tattoo
Everybody files exempt on their taxes
It's a ? selling weed on the job, and a female giving head in the bathroom. managers don't care long as they can get the plug
When it's your first day and co-workers openly tell you about how thrash the job is, when they're gonna quit and which places pay better
When it's your first week and you're damn near the best employee
Bonus points if your co-workers tell you to relax, it's not that serious when they see you doing your job quickly and effectively
When your managers misspell 5 letters words, and ? up simple addition and subtraction
When you tell your co-workers you went to school and they're surprised cause you're the only one
When you quit short notice to finish school, or for better opportunities and your managers are lowkey proud of you
This ? work for Pinky -
when the IC is down an you got nothing but time
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My homie is a prep chef at a high end place & he says its common af to walk in the bathroom and hear employees/customers doing lines lol. Apparently coke is pretty common in the restaurant industry cuz alot of them dont drug test & because they work long hours -
SimplyKrys wrote: »When your manager or supervisor is way younger than you
True, when I worked at Cosi (restaurant similar to Panera Bread) I had a manager that was a year younger than me. When I found that out I was like "damn I really need to finish school and get a job that is higher on the totem pole."
Damn bish!! How many jobs did you actually had? -
When your job cant afford to cater for company parties, yall instead do potlucks. smh
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When your lunch break is 30 min
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When your lunch break is 30 min
Who outside of walmart is givin hour lunches tho??? -
Every job I've had since 1998 gave us a full hour for lunch. When I was in defense, them 1hr lunches could regularly turn into 2 hrs if a group of us went somewhere like Yardhouse. Leave at 12, beer gets to flowing, stories told, food ate then you look up and it's a quarter to 2. Walk back in the office like it ain't ? . -
When your lunch break is 30 min
Ehhh i dont need an hour lunch break at work. A 30min lunch means i get to be home 30mins earlier. -
? _i_look_like wrote: »
Only way this make sense is if you aint gettin paid on lunch which prob should be on the list too -
When a ? leave work mad so you go to the bathroom for a while bcause you 100% sure he about to U-turn back in the building with the burner.
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Literally woke up this morning, said "nah" called in and went back to sleep
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When you have to pay rent, utilities, and a car note but still quit with no other job prospects.
Like, I'll figure it out. -
? _i_look_like wrote: »When your job cant afford to cater for company parties, yall instead do potlucks. smh
Ay, don't hate on the potluck, especially if you work with a lot of older women.
But you're right, it shouldn't all be potlucks, lol.
