What's The Worst Sex Partner You've Ever Had?
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so i go to one my usual spots for HH. Turns out it was some blk attorney meetup assoc that day. Anyway i get approached by this decent looking chic. Kinda aggressive but i can adapt so cool. She talking cash money ? , about how she used to be a dancer for the Rockets and now she some CEO i'm just like mmk.
She parked closer we get in her car she says out loud "guess i'll make the first move." so after a min i'm like my crib around the corner.
Anyways get there, her body wasnt anything resemblance of a dancer. Cant take the d, screaming for no reason. Then she still talking ? . "U think u the all that now huh, ". I didn't even bust i just quit. Smh
She aint call, I messaged her a few weeks later and she act like she didn't remember me. Real peculiar.
So u was fuckn her n she said u think u all that? Lmaoo wtf -
so i go to one my usual spots for HH. Turns out it was some blk attorney meetup assoc that day. Anyway i get approached by this decent looking chic. Kinda aggressive but i can adapt so cool. She talking cash money ? , about how she used to be a dancer for the Rockets and now she some CEO i'm just like mmk.
She parked closer we get in her car she says out loud "guess i'll make the first move." so after a min i'm like my crib around the corner.
Anyways get there, her body wasnt anything resemblance of a dancer. Cant take the d, screaming for no reason. Then she still talking ? . "U think u the all that now huh, ". I didn't even bust i just quit. Smh
She aint call, I messaged her a few weeks later and she act like she didn't remember me. Real peculiar.
bruh these type of ? are the worst cuz they try so hard for you to be impressed with them just so they can ignore you lmao -
Man I had this chick that was on top was basically either purposely giving herself whiplash or an exorcism. Her head was so good I just slapped her ass and let her continue, I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing and this dizzy broad gon look me in my eye and ask if I couldn’t handle the ? .......Biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiihhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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Let me see, out of the 11 women I been with my entire life, it would probably be my 4th smash. Chick was bad man, cute face 38DDs, nice figure, nice lil ass on her thick legs, prettiest ? I ever seen on a woman. Met her in the 7th grade, she was in the 6th. Thought she was the most beautiful girl in the world.
Obviously I wasnt her type, didn't notice me til years later. We'd run into each other off and on til we were 23 and I gave her my number. Took her over a month to call a ? , we go on a date, 2 wks later we ? '.
It was then that the disappointment started to settle in. She didn't like sucking ? , and told me every woman doesn't they just do it to please they man. I laughed and said gtfowtbs. She couldn't ride ? either, which was surprising to me cuz I had 2 fat ? prior that rode my ? like it was nothin'.
Then on top of that she kept runnin' at times or puttin' her hands on stomach saying don't go so deep it's too painful and i'm like really? damn I know my ? ain't that big.
But anyway, it would go on like this for the next 5 months, ? had me on the edge of the bed butt ass naked wit my fist under my chin, like why do i keep tryin'? smh. We broke up shortly after that -
I worked wit this black chick name Kim, she was from Memphis, country accent right..
i aint really been sweatin her, but we decide to kick it, we go to her house, and her ? got this mothball smell to it...literally plastic on the seats, im like ? , is this your grandma house, she was like no, I live her...
the smell and the decor look just like my grandmas ? ..so im kinda turned off a little, but we end up in the bed, this bed high than a mufucka and firm, ? ....firm.
I'm touchin, rubbin on her, she shy, then she cool, then she like, stop, this went on for about 25-35 mins..? gettin boring, in like 19, she like 25 or some ? ...
Finally im like whats good? This aint whats up...she was like, if I let you, you're gonna tell people at work, I was like
Naw, I aint gonna say ? ..
Im finally in the ? , ? dry, im semi ? , wasted this time and ? ...
I came within like, 7-10 mins, bruh, she looked at me and said, "Is that it honey? You gonna have to do better than that."
In my head I was like, damn, aint that a ? ..one of the worst experiences ever....
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konceptjones wrote: »DoubleShotHelix wrote: »Woat head I let this fine ass Megan fox looking white ? with braces top me in undergrad. ? was like getting face from a ninja blender while trapped in a washing machine.
Woat sex I was dating this fine ass African aka in undergrad and on spring break I smashed like 3 of her homegirls... Well smashed two got top from one... ? it I used to be a scumbag. So whole time during sb one of her baddest homegirls a cheerleader at my undergrad was flirting and eyeing me all wk at the beach. So we exchanged number on some ninja ? . Soon as we get back from campus she hmu asking me what I'm doing... So she come thru to my apt. Breh when I tell you this ? was so fine and had a body that belongs in ill-pix. Box=trash head= trash ? game=trash
It was like Ol dude said earlier about the Cambodian jump on some biblical ? 1st thotlonians 3:17 "for it is easier for a camel to pass thru the eye of a needle than a ? to pass thru the opening of this ? slot" ? was stupid tight not in a good way either. So she couldn't take ? then when we finally got a slight amount of ? in and start stroking she start convulsions and ? like she possessed. So I'm like how bout u get on top... So she get on top she doing that ? scoot motion on just the head giving my thighs Indian burn while making my ? uncomfortable af. So I'm like ? this... I flip her over I'm going to hit from the back... Every time I get in...and get one stroke in she'd arch her back like a frightened alley cat or slide down into a puddle of wasted time and crushed ? bag dreams. So eventually I short stroke my way to a nut and send her on her way.
A wk later the African chick found out I smashed her cheerleader friend and began to stalk me crying and ? outside my door and the cheer friend was stalking me trying to get me to smash again for the next few years..so then I got the campus reputation of ? the ? out of ? and making them crazy which endeared me to the hoes and jump offs but all the wifey types were too afraid to ? with me.
Crazy ? was the African aka must've been low key jealous of the cheer chick because she didn't give a ? that I smashed her best friend and another one of her homegirls during spring break but she was made af that I smashed the cheer chick. Oh well...
Yeah my reaction when I read that part LMFAO -
I told this in the chat already but...The only time I've had sex with somebody just once. We went on a couple dates, I liked him so went back to his place.... long story short he honked my ? rapidly and came in literally 6 pumps. I think he was a ? .
But u got me on block..
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Go back that Kobe pic allergens. That trump pic got me wantin to beat you the ? up.
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Go back that Kobe pic allergens. That trump pic got me wantin to beat you the ? up.
Just seeing his posts regularly got me wanting to do the same.
He seem like the ? to steal on -
blackgod813 wrote: »One girl had that if aids had a smell ? ...an one girl had a huge ? my hips was fallin in
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SolemnSauce wrote: »
Your point? -
I guess I'll share this...
A while back my moms used to be a cashier at Meijer and i used to drop her off and pick her up for a while. So one of her co-workers peeped me and asked dukes bout me. Come to find out I remember her from hs and she was this corny ? bm. She wasn't fly but nice skin tone, huge lips, and big ? . The corny ? thought he was that ? cause he was riding 4's so figured why not.
I dip in her spot one night catch a movie then we get it crackin. First thing I notice is the ? was ashy and the ass was non-existent. Head was decent but I'm playing with the cooch and it ain't really that wet. I dive in ? first anyway and that ? instantly dries up like the desert. She all into it but I can feel my ? chaffing. I pull out, buss on her face, and dip.
Awhile later it's the summer and me and the homies just mobbing and drinking like 15 deep. Car full of chicks ride down and of course she one of them. ? was gettin at em and ? . After they pull off one of my ? like "that chocolate ? got some nice lips I'm tryna get that." Before I could say anything another ? was like "Man that ? ? wack, ? was dry as hell!" I was like hell yeah. We laughed bout that ? all night cause that's how we found out we both smashed..
(She got in contact with me a couple years later through my bro after I moved outta state. I went ahead and remixed her one weekend I was visiting. Same results, never again!)
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I guess I'll share this...
I went ahead and remixed her one weekend I was visiting.
My ? said he remixed her lol first time hearing that -
SolemnSauce wrote: »
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SolemnSauce wrote: »
Your point?
Got some dude playing wit ur ? like the fake boat controls at a McDonalds playground..but germs too much for u
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I told this in the chat already but...The only time I've had sex with somebody just once. We went on a couple dates, I liked him so went back to his place.... long story short he honked my ? rapidly and came in literally 6 pumps. I think he was a ? .
so u just gon put my personal biz in these streets for other folks to laugh at?
u ain't ?
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nah but I had this one chick I was smashing on the low when I was 18
she had the body of a superheroine but was truly a butter face
and she used to be way too enthusiastic about sucking ? to the point she would just randomly top a ? off outdoors at a public park while giving no ?
I didn't really like shorty like that but that body and her head game was truly reckless hahaman 2nd time I got in the ? she had a yeast infection and didn't say ?
was over this broad mama house ? her in her bedroom she grew up in........funky ? had stuffed teddy bears and ponies still on her bed as an 18yr old SMH
shorty started riding a ? while we laying on her little twin bed and I started smelling like an egg/cheesy onion smell
I didn't really think about the ? at 1st, then I had her switch positions so I could hit from the back
all of a sudden I got the full blast and realized that ? was breezing from her ? ..........? was bad, made my stomach start hurting and made me dizzy/nauseous.........I had to do my best not to literally throw up on her back
I still tried to be a trooper and finish to get my nut off but that smell was too much..........made me shrivel up and turn soft
when I fell out the ? she instantly knew it was her cuz I guess my face couldn't hide the sheer disgust.....she tried to play it off by turning the fan up and saying she was hot
I'm sitting there like "? please it's wintertime outside" -
In retrospect my 1st time sucked. I didn't know wtf I was doing n I didn't get off. I wanted to bend her over she told no. She whining like I'm killing her. Wasn't worth getting up a 8 n the morning for..
The 1st chick I ate out. I was 18. I got tired of dry ? n said ? it
. Tbh that ? taste like strawberries. She was sexy too. I think night three she let me put it in. I was kinda inexperienced so I'm assuming I was in the ? . Wherever I was in it was really tight. 20 pumps later...she was looking all confused n ? . It didn't end well. If she showed up at my door right now I'd smash tho..
I don't mind ? a fat chick. Im honestly thinking thats all i attract but thats fine I guess. But this one chick when she wasn't laying on her back she literally looked like the blob. My mistake for not bending her over first. Skeet skeet gone..
The 1st married chick I hit was trash. Can't remember much more than that. She wasn't cute at all. Rough azz skin. Yuck. She drove way from another side of town for 5min of ? . Serves her right..
Some braud I met on the chat line. She lived near me so I go over and yeah...i figured i might as well. Sex wasn't bad but it below average tho. But that what I get for attempting to have sex with chick I wasn't attracted to. But I had to do that a lot dealing with chat line.. -
trilladelic wrote: »In retrospect my 1st time sucked. I didn't know wtf I was doing n I didn't get off. I wanted to bend her over she told no. She whining like I'm killing her. Wasn't worth getting up a 8 n the morning for..
The 1st chick I ate out. I was 18. I got tired of dry ? n said ? it . Tbh that ? taste like strawberries. She was sexy too. I think night three she let me put it in. I was kinda inexperienced so I'm assuming I was in the ? . Wherever I was in it was really tight. 20 pumps later...she was looking all confused n ? . It didn't end well. If she showed up at my door right now I'd smash tho..
I don't mind ? a fat chick. Im honestly thinking thats all i attract but thats fine I guess. But this one chick when she wasn't laying on her back she literally looked like the blob. My mistake for not bending her over first. Skeet skeet gone..
The 1st married chick I hit was trash. Can't remember much more than that. She wasn't cute at all. Rough azz skin. Yuck. She drove way from another side of town for 5min of ? . Serves her right..
Some braud I met on the chat line. She lived near me so I go over and yeah...i figured i might as well. Sex wasn't bad but it below average tho. But that what I get for attempting to have sex with chick I wasn't attracted to. But I had to do that a lot dealing with chat line..
Sound like you shouldve stuck to being a ? -
trilladelic wrote: »In retrospect my 1st time sucked. I didn't know wtf I was doing n I didn't get off. I wanted to bend her over she told no. She whining like I'm killing her. Wasn't worth getting up a 8 n the morning for..
The 1st chick I ate out. I was 18. I got tired of dry ? n said ? it . Tbh that ? taste like strawberries. She was sexy too. I think night three she let me put it in. I was kinda inexperienced so I'm assuming I was in the ? . Wherever I was in it was really tight. 20 pumps later...she was looking all confused n ? . It didn't end well. If she showed up at my door right now I'd smash tho..
I don't mind ? a fat chick. Im honestly thinking thats all i attract but thats fine I guess. But this one chick when she wasn't laying on her back she literally looked like the blob. My mistake for not bending her over first. Skeet skeet gone..
The 1st married chick I hit was trash. Can't remember much more than that. She wasn't cute at all. Rough azz skin. Yuck. She drove way from another side of town for 5min of ? . Serves her right..
Some braud I met on the chat line. She lived near me so I go over and yeah...i figured i might as well. Sex wasn't bad but it below average tho. But that what I get for attempting to have sex with chick I wasn't attracted to. But I had to do that a lot dealing with chat line..
Sound like you shouldve stuck to being a ?
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trilladelic wrote: »In retrospect my 1st time sucked. I didn't know wtf I was doing n I didn't get off. I wanted to bend her over she told no. She whining like I'm killing her. Wasn't worth getting up a 8 n the morning for..
The 1st chick I ate out. I was 18. I got tired of dry ? n said ? it . Tbh that ? taste like strawberries. She was sexy too. I think night three she let me put it in. I was kinda inexperienced so I'm assuming I was in the ? . Wherever I was in it was really tight. 20 pumps later...she was looking all confused n ? . It didn't end well. If she showed up at my door right now I'd smash tho..
I don't mind ? a fat chick. Im honestly thinking thats all i attract but thats fine I guess. But this one chick when she wasn't laying on her back she literally looked like the blob. My mistake for not bending her over first. Skeet skeet gone..
The 1st married chick I hit was trash. Can't remember much more than that. She wasn't cute at all. Rough azz skin. Yuck. She drove way from another side of town for 5min of ? . Serves her right..
Some braud I met on the chat line. She lived near me so I go over and yeah...i figured i might as well. Sex wasn't bad but it below average tho. But that what I get for attempting to have sex with chick I wasn't attracted to. But I had to do that a lot dealing with chat line..
I didnt see the 'm'....I was gonna say, damn, kept it too real -
Florida girl...took her panties off and she def had hygiene problems
? smelled like a closed cooler sitting on a pier
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I will never understand chicks who KNOW they ? funky and will still attempt to have sex. How are you not embarrassed to show another person you ain't clean? If other people smell you, YOU smell you. The ? . Make something up to give yourself time to freshen up down there. At best, go shower. At worst, say nah we gon have to do this another time.
This applies to you ? ? ? too... -
atribecalledgabi wrote: »I will never understand chicks who KNOW they ? funky and will still attempt to have sex. How are you not embarrassed to show another person you ain't clean? If other people smell you, YOU smell you. The ? . Make something up to give yourself time to freshen up down there. At best, go shower. At worst, say nah we gon have to do this another time.
This applies to you ? ? ? too...
This!!!! I clean and wash my ass on the regular but i be EXTRA clean as ? if i think or kno ima get some ? later on -
atribecalledgabi wrote: »I will never understand chicks who KNOW they ? funky and will still attempt to have sex. How are you not embarrassed to show another person you ain't clean? If other people smell you, YOU smell you. The ? . Make something up to give yourself time to freshen up down there. At best, go shower. At worst, say nah we gon have to do this another time.
This applies to you ? ? ? too...
This!!!! I clean and wash my ass on the regular but i be EXTRA clean as ? if i think or kno ima get some ? later on
Some leeway can be given/taken if yall been dealing with each other for a minute...life happens, ? ...but how you nasty the first time??? This ain't medieval times when ? was lucky if they bathed once a month wtf is you doing
