Columbia Resort Offers Guests Free Coke, Weed, Alcohol, & 'Unlimited Sex' with prostitutes For $5000

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  • skpjr78
    skpjr78 Members Posts: 7,311 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2017
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    This some Ja Rule ?

    After days of ? drug induced Colombian prostitutes what's left of your ? will have a real life Fire Fest.
  • J-GUTTA
    J-GUTTA Members Posts: 9,107 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2017
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    Funny thing is you can book a regular Columbian trip and get all that ? either way. A lot of people scared to go there because of the reputation. Columbia is a cheap alternative to the more popular spots.
  • HafBayked
    HafBayked Members Posts: 16,248 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    skpjr78 wrote: »
    Hell naw. This ? will either be one of the best experiences of your life or lead to the end of your life. ? will either be the best $5k you ever spent or the LAST $5k you ever spent.

    sounds like a dope ass place to go if you already got a terminal illness or something

    ball the ? out, no inhibitions or regrets
  • Stew
    Stew Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 52,234 Regulator
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    lolol @ the 5k not including the plane ticket. Kneegro pleeease
  • VulcanRaven
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    Stew wrote: »
    lolol @ the 5k not including the plane ticket. Kneegro pleeease

    You got to buy that on ya own b lol
  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    they have places like this in germany.

    without the drugs.

    there are places where you pay one price an go fukk all day from 11am to 11pm....

    they have like 12 girls...you can fukk as long as you want as many times as you can.

    i wanted to show those in this type business this type of business model.
    ? is mad profitable.

    but this colombian ? .......
    yea this is an idea that has been done in many countries just without the drugs.

    the drugs add another element.
    but if it works......this ? will expand like hell and make money like hell
    And how do you know this uncle @2stepz_ahead

    A ? wasn't always married..plus its right across the border
  • JJ_Evans
    JJ_Evans Members Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    *opens Expedia website and takes out credit card*


    From the BossExcellence interview thread..........


    CapitalB- I aint go mention the ones I don't like.. them ? ? and punk ? know who they are.. won't even give them the acknowledgment.. but man.. u jus go put me on the spot like that!?! lmmfao I ? wit everybody on here.. and ? .. the way ? change names these days I pretty much jus remember avi's..
    but off top.. u cool then a muthafucka.. Chi when he aint matin on my cookin or the Set.. #TargGangyabish! my ? Mastery.
    . my girl Gab.. dont tell Kat but that ? cool too.. MsJ when she logs on.. I miss Chuck..Dro wit his ? ..


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  • Recaptimus_Prime360
    Recaptimus_Prime360 Members Posts: 64,801 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    rickmogul wrote: »
    Ain't gonna be nothing but old CACS tryna go raw and fall in love. I won't volunteer for a disease.

    Muthafuccas coming back home wit a new strain of mega herpes
  • farris2k1
    farris2k1 Members Posts: 1,937 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Bet that ? really ran by a cartel
  • JJ_Evans
    JJ_Evans Members Posts: 1,910 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2017
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    JJ_Evans wrote: »
    *opens Expedia website and takes out credit card*


    From the BossExcellence interview thread..........


    CapitalB- I aint go mention the ones I don't like.. them ? ? and punk ? know who they are.. won't even give them the acknowledgment.. but man.. u jus go put me on the spot like that!?! lmmfao I ? wit everybody on here.. and ? .. the way ? change names these days I pretty much jus remember avi's..
    but off top.. u cool then a muthafucka.. Chi when he aint matin on my cookin or the Set.. #TargGangyabish! my ? Mastery.
    . my girl Gab.. dont tell Kat but that ? cool too.. MsJ when she logs on.. I miss Chuck..Dro wit his ? ..


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    How your name JJ Evans and you can't take a joke?

    I knew you were joking, which is why I gave you a "LOL" the day you posted it. I posted the meme yesterday as a joke of my own, but I guess you didn't find it funny........

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  • yellowtapesport
    yellowtapesport Members Posts: 4,662 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DR.
    prostitutes go for around $120 a night.
    7 room villa. $350 a person
    Chef for $100 a day
    Driver and Van for $80 a day

    All the ? /brown weed you can smoke....PRICELESS!
  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Still doesn't sound better than when I went to DR.
    prostitutes go for around $120 a night.
    we had a 7 room villa. $350 a person for the while villa
    Chef for $100 a day
    Driver and Van for $80 a day

    and the driver went and hit his cartel hommies and they brought 3 van fulls of women on 2 separate occasions. Choose who you want and how many

    you got got......

    that was too much money
  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Still doesn't sound better than when I went to DR.
    prostitutes go for around $120 a night.
    we had a 7 room villa. $350 a person for the while villa
    Chef for $100 a day
    Driver and Van for $80 a day

    and the driver went and hit his cartel hommies and they brought 3 van fulls of women on 2 separate occasions. Choose who you want and how many

    wait,......was you over by juan dolio?
    in a gated community with a golf course?
  • Lou Cypher
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    I know where my next Vacations going to be!
  • blackgod813
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    I want them to act like they love me
    As Well
  • EmM HoLLa.
    EmM HoLLa. Members Posts: 3,255 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    J-GUTTA wrote: »
    Funny thing is you can book a regular Columbian trip and get all that ? either way. A lot of people scared to go there because of the reputation. Columbia is a cheap alternative to the more popular spots.

    I was in Medillin earlier this year.. I can attest to this.. lol..