ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!
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Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »Nh but would y'all get silicone abs
WTF I thought that was a Halloween costume. -
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Elzo69Renaissance wrote: »Nh but would y'all get silicone abs
is this persons face silicone too? wtf -
clearly. dude looks like an even more stupid looking Carrot Top.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qv-LI271AX4
Yo Mikey you out here like that? Somebody @ him I cant remember his screenname. -
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...and wtf did I I just scroll past??
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Did Aight but wasn't that bad -
Did Aight but wasn't that bad
What kind of 40 cal did you get?
How far away were you shooting?
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at least 30 ft or he was quick firing
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Yo anybody catch everyday struggle. At the joe basically said the L.A Reid was the music harvey weinstein and said alot of rappers be doing nasty things
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? Rodriguez wrote: »Yo anybody catch everyday struggle. At the joe basically said the L.A Reid was the music harvey weinstein and said alot of rappers be doing nasty things
he said that months ago as well.
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i saw that ? happen live. ah man, it was hilarious. -
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Im mentally preparing myself for the weekend 's sex party.
My sexual power and will have to be on one.
I got mouths to feed and gaps to bridge.
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Ok, so here's the story of how my mom was held hostage during a bank robbery.
It was the 80s, so I hadn't been born yet. She had just come to the US illegally as an immigrant. (Side story, I asked her how she came here and she said she swam LOL)
Anyway, she's here in the US and she's still learning how things work over here. Kind of like Eddie Murphy in Coming to America. Just lost AF.
So it's in the morning around 9am and she goes to the bank with my aunt (who is her younger sister and has more common sense). Not even a couple of minutes after walking into the bank, an armed man walks in the bank and says "EVERYBODY GET DOWN NOW!"
My mom starts talking to my aunt (in spanish): "What the hell is this? We gotta get out of here. I have many things to do today.
My aunt: (In spanish) "Are you crazy?!" He says to get down. You're gonna get shot!"
My mom: (In spanish) "I'll dodge the bullets then."
(Armed robber stares my mom down)
(My mom stares armed robber down)
(Armed robber tells my mom to get down)
(My mom)
(Robber)
(Robber proceeds to rob bank)
(While he's collecting the money, my mom grabs her purse and walks out)
(My aunt)
The robber leaves and the police arrive 3 minutes later.
Meanwhile, my mom is in the car waiting for my aunt and the rest of the hostages to come out like:
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MistyKnight wrote: »Ok, so here's the story of how my mom was held hostage during a bank robbery.
It was the 80s, so I hadn't been born yet. She had just come to the US illegally as an immigrant. (Side story, I asked her how she came here and she said she swam LOL)
Anyway, she's here in the US and she's still learning how things work over here. Kind of like Eddie Murphy in Coming to America. Just lost AF.
So it's in the morning around 9am and she goes to the bank with my aunt (who is her younger sister and has more common sense). Not even a couple of minutes after walking into the bank, an armed man walks in the bank and says "EVERYBODY GET DOWN NOW!"
My mom starts talking to my aunt (in spanish): "What the hell is this? We gotta get out of here. I have many things to do today.
My aunt: (In spanish) "Are you crazy?!" He says to get down. You're gonna get shot!"
My mom: (In spanish) "I'll dodge the bullets then."
(Armed robber stares my mom down)
(My mom stares armed robber down)
(Armed robber tells my mom to get down)
(My mom)
(Robber)
(Robber proceeds to rob bank)
(While he's collecting the money, my mom grabs her purse and walks out)
(My aunt)
The robber leaves and the police arrive 3 minutes later.
Meanwhile, my mom is in the car waiting for my aunt and the rest of the hostages to come out like:
Where is your stripper pole?? -
OmegaConflict wrote: »MistyKnight wrote: »Ok, so here's the story of how my mom was held hostage during a bank robbery.
It was the 80s, so I hadn't been born yet. She had just come to the US illegally as an immigrant. (Side story, I asked her how she came here and she said she swam LOL)
Anyway, she's here in the US and she's still learning how things work over here. Kind of like Eddie Murphy in Coming to America. Just lost AF.
So it's in the morning around 9am and she goes to the bank with my aunt (who is her younger sister and has more common sense). Not even a couple of minutes after walking into the bank, an armed man walks in the bank and says "EVERYBODY GET DOWN NOW!"
My mom starts talking to my aunt (in spanish): "What the hell is this? We gotta get out of here. I have many things to do today.
My aunt: (In spanish) "Are you crazy?!" He says to get down. You're gonna get shot!"
My mom: (In spanish) "I'll dodge the bullets then."
(Armed robber stares my mom down)
(My mom stares armed robber down)
(Armed robber tells my mom to get down)
(My mom)
(Robber)
(Robber proceeds to rob bank)
(While he's collecting the money, my mom grabs her purse and walks out)
(My aunt)
The robber leaves and the police arrive 3 minutes later.
Meanwhile, my mom is in the car waiting for my aunt and the rest of the hostages to come out like:
Where is your stripper pole??
I sold it. -
Man that Trumpet solo at the end of Diary is cold as ?
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king hassan wrote: »102 year old dancer sees herself on film for the first time
https://youtu.be/bktozJWbLQg
that was good to watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYhXJaEbw7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LgmKVFA9OQ
https://youtu.be/wAtnK8BFUV0
