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  • VIBE
    VIBE Members Posts: 54,384 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2017
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    been stuck on this Jose Cuervo silver.. Gold is much better but for some reason this ? is just goat right now
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  • BiblicalAtheist
    BiblicalAtheist Members Posts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    VIBE wrote: »
    been stuck on this Jose Cuervo silver.. Gold is much better but for some reason this ? is just goat right now

    I LOVE the silver, gold ? me right over. That's an odd drink to be sippin.
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  • Dupac
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    VIBE wrote: »
    been stuck on this Jose Cuervo silver.. Gold is much better but for some reason this ? is just goat right now

    I like it too, but every time I tell people they try to sell me on a better tequila, and try to shame me for drinking cheap ? ....


    But I love it
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  • JonnyRoccIT
    JonnyRoccIT Members Posts: 14,389 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Tequila >>>
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  • Max.
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  • Splackavelli
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    MistyKnight wrote: »
    Ok, so here's the story of how my mom was held hostage during a bank robbery.

    It was the 80s, so I hadn't been born yet. She had just come to the US illegally as an immigrant. (Side story, I asked her how she came here and she said she swam LOL)

    Anyway, she's here in the US and she's still learning how things work over here. Kind of like Eddie Murphy in Coming to America. Just lost AF. ccexqwsbcw8u.gif



    So it's in the morning around 9am and she goes to the bank with my aunt (who is her younger sister and has more common sense). Not even a couple of minutes after walking into the bank, an armed man walks in the bank and says "EVERYBODY GET DOWN NOW!"

    My mom starts talking to my aunt (in spanish): "What the hell is this? We gotta get out of here. I have many things to do today.
    My aunt: (In spanish) "Are you crazy?!" He says to get down. You're gonna get shot!"
    My mom: (In spanish) "I'll dodge the bullets then."

    (Armed robber stares my mom down)
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    (My mom stares armed robber down)
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    (Armed robber tells my mom to get down)

    (My mom)
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    (Robber)
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    (Robber proceeds to rob bank)

    (While he's collecting the money, my mom grabs her purse and walks out)

    (My aunt)
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    The robber leaves and the police arrive 3 minutes later.

    Meanwhile, my mom is in the car waiting for my aunt and the rest of the hostages to come out like:

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    That story sucked it should've had ninjas.
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  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    nice relaxing weekend on deck before work.

    wifey in the states getting her hair done

    cat litter changed.

    porn downloading

    made a big ass ? of chicken and dumplings and made some cinnabons.

    got two bottles of alcohol

    and herbstmesse is here.

    gonna be a good weekend.

    @LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY bruh......whats up with that trip to colmar?
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  • OmegaConflict
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    2stepz_ahead wrote: »
    nice relaxing weekend on deck before work.

    wifey in the states getting her hair done

    cat litter changed.

    porn downloading

    made a big ass ? of chicken and dumplings and made some cinnabons.

    got two bottles of alcohol

    and herbstmesse is here.

    gonna be a good weekend.

    @LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY bruh......whats up with that trip to colmar?

    This ? trippin
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  • AP21
    AP21 Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 17,743 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2017
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    Idiopathic Joker wrote: »
    Tell me why I'm playing someone online on Madden


    They are winning, 21-10

    I start rushing David Johnson. Dudes getting 12 yards a play.

    They can't stop him

    I keep rushing him.

    This dude is screaming STOP RUSHING SO DAMN MUCH YOU ? !!!

    I keep rushing him.

    He quits when I get in the red zone lol

    both of ya'll lose for playing madden in the first place

    but thats neither here nor there
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  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    OmegaConflict wrote: »
    2stepz_ahead wrote: »
    nice relaxing weekend on deck before work.

    wifey in the states getting her hair done

    cat litter changed.

    porn downloading

    made a big ass ? of chicken and dumplings and made some cinnabons.

    got two bottles of alcohol

    and herbstmesse is here.

    gonna be a good weekend.

    @LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY bruh......whats up with that trip to colmar?

    This ? trippin

    why cant i download porn?
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  • Peace_79
    Peace_79 Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 8,964 ✭✭✭✭✭
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  • Splackavelli
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    "A" is my choice
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  • caddo man
    caddo man Members Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2017
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    A for the night.
    B for the long term.
    Based strictly on body type.
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  • VIBE
    VIBE Members Posts: 54,384 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    was in Walmart yesterday and was talking to an employee who was trying to tell the customer in front of me a Minority Report reference but he didn't get it..

    we start talking about this and that about technology and he said that coming to all stores soon will be ? and retina camera scanners..

    they will be able to keep track of what you buy, how many times you're in the store, how often you buy certain items, being able to build a profile on you; fav color, meals, clothing style etc and be able to directly market to you..

    which means they're gonna sell our info, I assume..

    wild ? .. it's soon to be unavoidable.. our privacy ain't ?
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  • Arya Tsaddiq
    Arya Tsaddiq Members Posts: 15,334 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2017
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    VIBE wrote: »
    was in Walmart yesterday and was talking to an employee who was trying to tell the customer in front of me a Minority Report reference but he didn't get it..

    we start talking about this and that about technology and he said that coming to all stores soon will be ? and retina camera scanners..

    they will be able to keep track of what you buy, how many times you're in the store, how often you buy certain items, being able to build a profile on you; fav color, meals, clothing style etc and be able to directly market to you..

    which means they're gonna sell our info, I assume..

    wild ? .. it's soon to be unavoidable.. our privacy ain't ?

    They alr3ady do that with those loyalty programs.

    I don't know if you have Krogers grocery stores there, but they give you discounts on items for signing up for the card. You scan it before you make any purchase and the system keeps track of everything.

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  • Arya Tsaddiq
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    Cain wrote: »
    VIBE wrote: »
    was in Walmart yesterday and was talking to an employee who was trying to tell the customer in front of me a Minority Report reference but he didn't get it..

    we start talking about this and that about technology and he said that coming to all stores soon will be ? and retina camera scanners..

    they will be able to keep track of what you buy, how many times you're in the store, how often you buy certain items, being able to build a profile on you; fav color, meals, clothing style etc and be able to directly market to you..

    which means they're gonna sell our info, I assume..

    wild ? .. it's soon to be unavoidable.. our privacy ain't ?

    But people laughed at Behold a Pale Horse

    I think i might revisit that book.
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  • i ro ny
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    this new KRIT is fire so far..
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  • VIBE
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    edited October 2017
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    I'm not buying this lesbian couple w some two dogs that were "stuck at sea for 5 months"...
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  • Ol Jay's
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    i ro ny wrote: »

    this new KRIT is fire so far..

    he definitely could eat the club scene up with that 1999 if the dj's got behind it
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  • BiblicalAtheist
    BiblicalAtheist Members Posts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    VIBE wrote: »
    I'm not buying this lesbian couple w some two dogs that were "stuck at sea for 5 months"...

    Idk wtf you're talking about so I went to lookin, do you mean this?
    Sailors assigned to the amphibious dock landing ship USS Ashland (LSD-48) maneuver the landing craft personnel (large) to render assistance to distressed mariners. Ashland, operating in the Indo-Asia-Pacific region on a routine deployment, rescued two American mariners who had been in distress for several months after their sailboat had a motor failure on Oct. 25, 2017. US Navy Video

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrHBPsr9cRk
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  • Ol Jay's
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    They ? damn Gotti
    Boy I googled your net worth
    All them chains on
    I could tell that your neck hurt

    You look good in them heels
    But I could tell that your feet hurt
    So drop down on your knees
    Baby give me that neck work
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