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  • $ineedmoney$
    $ineedmoney$ Members Posts: 3,627 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2017
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    You hoes better get y’all ? together lmfaoooo

    https://www.dukehhdolls.com/product/barbara-158-cm/

    Faps. All it need to do now is walk and talk on its own. I'm not carrying that thing around.

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    ...Aww yeah...I'm in...
  • $ineedmoney$
    $ineedmoney$ Members Posts: 3,627 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    VIBE wrote: »
    Now these ? are gonna get "pregnant" and replace women.. Jesus Crust
    Sex Doll Creator Claims He Can Make A Baby With His Android Girlfriend

    Sergio Santos, an engineer and creator of Samantha, a robot he says can feel and emote, now has plans to get her pregnant too. Using a 3D printer.

    Sergi Santos, the inventor of a sex robot named Samantha, has revealed he’s prepared to extend his silicone family with the creation of a baby, using a 3D printer. He plans to plug in his traits with Samantha’s into the system in order to produce a hybrid offspring.

    Santos, an electrical engineer, and AI expert is already married to a human woman, Mariss Kissamitaki and they share their Barcelona abode with a harem of silicone sex dolls. This would be their first silicone baby.

    "I can make them [sex robots] have a baby. It's not so difficult. I would love to have a child with a robot. Using the brain I have already created, I would program it with a genome so he or she could have moral values, plus concepts of beauty, justice and the values that humans have.

    Then to create a child with this robot, it would be extremely simple. I would make an algorithm of what I personally believe about these concepts, and then shuffle it with what she thinks and then 3D print it.” Santos told The Sun Newspaper.

    The 39-year-old says the fact that he regularly engages in sexual intercourse with his silicone dolls hasn’t affected his human marriage at all, in fact, he claims it has improved their relationship, somehow. He said, his wife helps with the development of the robot prototypes. Santos founded Synthea Amatus in 2015 and aims to start selling his sex robots in coming weeks, starting from about $2,000 each.

    Santos initially developed Samantha to be an android with emotional ties. She can allegedly progress through different emotional modes and can make real orgasm-like noises when “stimulated.” The robot is fitted with an array of sensors or “excitons” that respond to human touch.

    "Basically, she likes to be touched. She has different modes of interaction: she has romantic, she has family, and she has sexy modes. You can touch in the hips, in the arms... she likes to be kissed. She also responds to the G spot and the ? . The spots she feels sexy are the mouth and the G spot. The final objective of the sexual mode is to get her to get an orgasm," he said to The Sun.

    Aside from sexually arousing the public, Samantha also has a “family mode” in which she can spout motivational quotes, tell a joke, offer health facts or even discuss philosophy.

    Santos also hopes that these “hot cyborgs” will soon have a moral code embedded in their framework, "With 2-3 months’ work I can make her have a conversation with me, and she might be able to tell if I'm evil or not," the engineer told IBTimes UK.

    With these modifications, Santos aims to clean up the sex-robot fraternity, but it’s hard work.

    "I have to know programming, materials, psychology, talk to the press, I do everything. I sell it, I fu*k it, I run the whole show,” he said to the IBTimes.


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    ...Dude ? ' up the mission with this ? ...I don't want no babies...no conversation...no companionship...Fukk that...He need to work on her making a sandwich or sumthin'...He focused on the wrong ? ...
  • Mr.LV
    Mr.LV Members Posts: 14,089 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Once they can make a doll do splits on the ? like Teanna Trump it's a wrap.
  • LcnsdbyROYALTY
    LcnsdbyROYALTY Members Posts: 13,763 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ? off getting introduced to that ? , Imma set that ? on fire you ask me to treat it like a human.

    This is precisely why Ghost in the Shell happened...
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Go figure wrote: »
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    Ayo somebody had to clothe her and set her in those positions.

    Its not like youre gonna walk in from a hard day of work n shes waiting for u like that....unless u set her up in the morning before u left for work.

    :lol::lol::lol:

    just wife an ugly ? from a third country that can clean and cook like a ? .....

    then tell her to set the table at dinner time and set my sex doll for my dessert!

    Ugly ? feel entitled too. But then again if u dont wanna ? her u can buy her a male doll.

    ? bout to get really socially awkward outchere.

    ? is getting real spooky.
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    AggieLean. wrote: »
    Mane these last few posts. My coworker came in my office asked what I was laughing at. All she could do was laugh and shake her head.

    Dude in the red look like he had a quickie with his before he even got in there. Shirt all unbuttoned. Someone should’ve told him to get himself together before he walked in. Guess a robot woman can’t do everything. Need a real ? for that.

    Don't be surprised if you take a long walk to the HR Dept.
  •   Colin$mackabi$h
    Colin$mackabi$h Members Posts: 16,586 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2017
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    So who is gonna be the first rapper with a sex doll in they music video?
  • anduin
    anduin Members Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    good for whoever came up with this, the feeling of frustration is so palpable among many men that this lane might be the release many of them need. ? got hitachis, men can get these Honda's.
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
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    Sion wrote: »
    Blade Runner is not just a movie SMMFH it's an idea. ? laughing until some ? fall in love and begins campaigning for robot rights. And given how stupid some Americans are that ? will only be the beginning, people gonna start marrying their dogs and leaving ? to them in their wills SMMFH.

    You are thinking and interpreting based on movie.
    You need to zone out and breakdown the new dynamics. Tomorrow ill present you my view on this sex dolls affair.
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Meester wrote: »
    So who is gonna be the first rapper with a sex doll in they music video?

    Ugly ?
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ‘Not a Terminator’: Russian android learns to shoot akimbo style
    Russian humanoid robot FEDOR has been taught to dual-wield pistols, adding one more skill to his already impressive list. Vice Prime Minister Dmitry Rogozin has shared videos of the android’s exercises on Twitter.

    FEDOR (Final Experimental Demonstration Object Research), which is expected to go on a solo space mission in 2021, can now hit the mark with a gun in each hand.

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    https://www.rt.com/viral/384933-russian-robot-shoots-two-guns/

    Ya'll better tool up. Man vs. Machine is on it's way. SMH
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    VIBE wrote: »
    it's insane the ? flood of different articles I've seen on these AI sex dolls.. ? is gonna end up being the norm.. at the ? movies and there's a doll sitting next to you.. how odd is the future gonna be

    We'll be old by then.
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2017
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  • VulcanRaven
    VulcanRaven Members Posts: 18,859 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    It's that black nerd again lol. He upgraded his ?
  • BiblicalAtheist
    BiblicalAtheist Members Posts: 15,668 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I wonder how they wait after the deed to wash ol bessy up and finger out the ? from it's hole(s).... Do you make a sandwich? Have a smoke first? Wash yourself off? Can you imagine explaining that to your kids if you had them? That's the stuff of nightmares.
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I wonder how they wait after the deed to wash ol bessy up and finger out the ? from it's hole(s).... Do you make a sandwich? Have a smoke first? Wash yourself off? Can you imagine explaining that to your kids if you had them? That's the stuff of nightmares.

    Nope madame

    "What about the kids" wont work this time. No turning back.
    Witness the end of ? power. If your everything good was obtained by your ? then its time to REASSESS! This silicone ? never say no , never get loose and NEVER SAY NO.

    How will you compete?
    Social skills
    High level kama sutra and trantra and yoga
    Inner beauty aka personality
    Adulthood and no more spoiled brat/ childish personality...

    Reevaluate. Shaming is not working at all
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    bruh......them thick dolls actually made me stop for a second like


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    ? is all jokes now until u can order them to look like ur favorite video chick/celeb/pornstar

    ? will be missing work staying at home all day with a doll that look like Beyonce

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    Bruh if video games can get mods, you know damn well the celebrity mods are on it's way. Mad ? are going to have androids looking/sounding like Nikki Minaj, Rihanna, Beyonce, and others. LOL

    I know if they make an Ava Devine android, even @Sion would be converted LOL
  • VulcanRaven
    VulcanRaven Members Posts: 18,859 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Sion wrote: »
    bruh......them thick dolls actually made me stop for a second like


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    ? is all jokes now until u can order them to look like ur favorite video chick/celeb/pornstar

    ? will be missing work staying at home all day with a doll that look like Beyonce

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    Bruh if video games can get mods, you know damn well the celebrity mods are on it's way. Mad ? are going to have androids looking/sounding like Nikki Minaj, Rihanna, Beyonce, and others. LOL

    I know if they make an Ava Devine android, even @Sion would be converted LOL

    Luckily for me I'm good looking and I don't need a robot ? and won't ever need one. I'm against this ? cuz I know there will be one ? who will fall in love, try to get it pregnant and then fight for robot rights. It's like Pandora's box because the Mark Zuckerberg and Sergei Brin types are gonna wanna give robots "freedom to think and that's where ? is gonna get out of hand. Remember a robot can be made perfect a human being cannot.

    You know what's funny about this whole thread tho, ? will admit to ? a robot but not a flashlight or pocket ? . If catching a nut is what y'all want NH why not invest in something like that ?

    @LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY @black caesar

    That black nerd going to try that ? and he got money. He should be at comiccon hitting up nerd ? or on PSN. Who out here ? flashlights bruh lol?
  • rickmogul
    rickmogul Members Posts: 1,961 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Yo! Remember the one they broke @ a demo showing? Got dam cavemen! The maintenance on these is gonna be a new business within it's self. Can u imagine repairs and cleaning one of these? Hazmat suit!
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Sion wrote: »
    bruh......them thick dolls actually made me stop for a second like


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    ? is all jokes now until u can order them to look like ur favorite video chick/celeb/pornstar

    ? will be missing work staying at home all day with a doll that look like Beyonce

    giphy.gif

    Bruh if video games can get mods, you know damn well the celebrity mods are on it's way. Mad ? are going to have androids looking/sounding like Nikki Minaj, Rihanna, Beyonce, and others. LOL

    I know if they make an Ava Devine android, even @Sion would be converted LOL

    Luckily for me I'm good looking and I don't need a robot ? and won't ever need one. I'm against this ? cuz I know there will be one ? who will fall in love, try to get it pregnant and then fight for robot rights. It's like Pandora's box because the Mark Zuckerberg and Sergei Brin types are gonna wanna give robots "freedom to think" and that's where ? is gonna get out of hand. Remember a robot can be made perfect a human being cannot.

    You know what's funny about this whole thread tho, ? will admit to ? a robot but not a flesh light or pocket ? . If catching a nut is what y'all want NH why not invest in something like that ?

    @LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY @black caesar

    Young wolf when you deal with that kind of subject you must get out of your perspective. As far as im concerned i wont need a sex doll neither.
    Yet what about the disabled, the unattractive, the out of the league, the man who is denied sex after two years of marriage? WHAT ABOUT THEM?
    Like ive said befire its up to men and women to stop the materialistic and narcissistic competition. Its time to stop using sex as a way to get money and other stuff. Because the industry has provided a better alternative now.

    Dont worry men will chose COMPLETE LOVE ( sex + emotional bond) over sex dolls. The ball is in the camp of the western women. Matter of fact you wont find sex dolls in Poland or other type of country when men and women social bond is not distastefull.

    Why providing for a woman who is likely to deny you her ? after two years of marriage? Why risking everything you got for something not guaranteed?

    Its goes above looks. Marriage is a prison for western men because of femialnazism and the laws.

  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Sion wrote: »
    bruh......them thick dolls actually made me stop for a second like


    wee-bey-gif.gif

    :(





















    ? is all jokes now until u can order them to look like ur favorite video chick/celeb/pornstar

    ? will be missing work staying at home all day with a doll that look like Beyonce

    giphy.gif

    Bruh if video games can get mods, you know damn well the celebrity mods are on it's way. Mad ? are going to have androids looking/sounding like Nikki Minaj, Rihanna, Beyonce, and others. LOL

    I know if they make an Ava Devine android, even @Sion would be converted LOL

    Luckily for me I'm good looking and I don't need a robot ? and won't ever need one. I'm against this ? cuz I know there will be one ? who will fall in love, try to get it pregnant and then fight for robot rights. It's like Pandora's box because the Mark Zuckerberg and Sergei Brin types are gonna wanna give robots "freedom to think and that's where ? is gonna get out of hand. Remember a robot can be made perfect a human being cannot.

    You know what's funny about this whole thread tho, ? will admit to ? a robot but not a flashlight or pocket ? . If catching a nut is what y'all want NH why not invest in something like that ?

    @LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY @black caesar

    That black nerd going to try that ? and he got money. He should be at comiccon hitting up nerd ? or on PSN. Who out here ? flashlights bruh lol?

    Lots of married men are ? flashlights. If its sold and produced it means that there is a demand.