SEX DOLLS ARE COMING

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  • Fosheezy
    Fosheezy Members Posts: 3,204 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2017
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    Sion wrote: »
    bruh......them thick dolls actually made me stop for a second like


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    ? is all jokes now until u can order them to look like ur favorite video chick/celeb/pornstar

    ? will be missing work staying at home all day with a doll that look like Beyonce

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    Bruh if video games can get mods, you know damn well the celebrity mods are on it's way. Mad ? are going to have androids looking/sounding like Nikki Minaj, Rihanna, Beyonce, and others. LOL

    I know if they make an Ava Devine android, even @Sion would be converted LOL

    Luckily for me I'm good looking and I don't need a robot ? and won't ever need one. I'm against this ? cuz I know there will be one ? who will fall in love, try to get it pregnant and then fight for robot rights. It's like Pandora's box because the Mark Zuckerberg and Sergei Brin types are gonna wanna give robots "freedom to think" and that's where ? is gonna get out of hand. Remember a robot can be made perfect a human being cannot.

    You know what's funny about this whole thread tho, ? will admit to ? a robot but not a flesh light or pocket ? . If catching a nut is what y'all want NH why not invest in something like that ?

    @LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY @black caesar

    You against it because of THAT? lol I swear that has to be like the least of any possible concern.

    My ? , you should support this, whether you buy into it or not. Not only will this make a lot of mfs happier far longer than any romantic relationship will, it will also take them out the game period therefore leaving more real women to ? (seasoned and unseasoned) in the game that still like to chase the real thing....but the beautiful part now is that there will be considerably less ? for ? to have to deal with in romance because of one thing this stirs up in women: INSECURITY. Women have an innate desire to feel secure, and the finest woman can and will at some point be insecure about the dumbest, smallest thing...and these sex dolls is damn potent thing to stir it up... because what really gonna ? the game up with these women and the possibility of sex dolls popping off is that when and if she find out the guy she thinks is attractive is rocking with one, it's going to shatter her vain little bubble of him. lol. She will then be forced to make a decision...whether to accept and roll with it like many of the other mature women will indeed do...or she will not accept it and cease to be attracted to him and therefore turn away. But when she sees that the guy is unaffected by this, it will have a chain reaction and make her treat the next attractive guy she come across better. Not just the women that don't accept this, but the women that accept it will also become more creative and clever at trying to get men, and as long as they are trying to get us that's great for us.

    Men value just went up! Celebrate ? . It took a intelligent MAN to create these dolls.
  • black caesar
    black caesar Members Posts: 12,036 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2017
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    @Sion I'm just enjoying the jokes. I don't co-sign the sex robots.


    Now as for investing, I would invest in the tech for shares in the company. The technology solves a problem (For guys that can't interact with women.) therefore the tech companies behind this are going to be getting a lot of venture capital. Also remember sex sells.
  • babelipsss
    babelipsss Members Posts: 2,517 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2017
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    How much extra will it cost to program the doll to laugh at your dumb jokes? Or to touch your arm and tell you how big and strong you are? The price could be astronomical! May as well pay a ? for the girlfriend experience. You don't have to maintain or clean her out. #Real women for the win!
  • Breezy_Kilroy
    Breezy_Kilroy Members Posts: 10,500 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I mean If they get a sex doll that look like Uchemba...

    I'm not saying I wouldn't do it cuz I don't like to lean too far on one side

    BUT uhhh if the opportunity presented itself you know a ? might consider going in for like 30 to about 180 seconds
  • Madame_CJSkywalker
    Madame_CJSkywalker Members Posts: 940 ✭✭✭✭
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    babelipsss wrote: »
    How much extra will it cost to program the doll to laugh at your dumb jokes? Or to touch your arm and tell you how big and strong you are? The price could be astronomical! May as well pay a ? for the girlfriend experience. You don't have to maintain or clean her out. #Real women for the win!

    Right

    And when it comes sex can it throw it back? Arch the back? Etc ...Sure its awkward changing positions lol

    But i can see it appealing to ppl who dont want to have to invest in and maintain a relationship with an actual human being or they don't know how to ...the socially awkward...men who get off on dominating women...

  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    babelipsss wrote: »
    How much extra will it cost to program the doll to laugh at your dumb jokes? Or to touch your arm and tell you how big and strong you are? The price could be astronomical! May as well pay a ? for the girlfriend experience. You don't have to maintain or clean her out. #Real women for the win!
    babelipsss wrote: »
    How much extra will it cost to program the doll to laugh at your dumb jokes? Or to touch your arm and tell you how big and strong you are? The price could be astronomical! May as well pay a ? for the girlfriend experience. You don't have to maintain or clean her out. #Real women for the win!

    Right

    And when it comes sex can it throw it back? Arch the back? Etc ...Sure its awkward changing positions lol

    But i can see it appealing to ppl who dont want to have to invest in and maintain a relationship with an actual human being or they don't know how to ...the socially awkward...men who get off on dominating women...

    How the robot ? got y’all under pressure already when the only thing gettin off so far is these jokes :joy:


    Like I said a few pages back... these hoes bout to get they ? together:joy:

    Because there know that there is a big truth behind these jokes bruh : the ? era is done !!

    We men have adapted to the ? competition. We have worked on our ? strikes and ? game. Those who are siting there crying get no ? , only a pat on the shoulder.



  • Mr.LV
    Mr.LV Members Posts: 14,089 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2017
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    Women do not like when an inanimate object takes all the attention from them , it could be cars,video games,or sex dolls etc.
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Mr.LV wrote: »
    Women do not like when an inanimate object takes all the attention from them , it could be cars,video games,or sex dolls etc.

    Yep

    They will have to EARN THAT ATTENTION AND GIVE BACK ATTENTION TO MEN.

    Simp era is over.
  • Madame_CJSkywalker
    Madame_CJSkywalker Members Posts: 940 ✭✭✭✭
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    babelipsss wrote: »
    How much extra will it cost to program the doll to laugh at your dumb jokes? Or to touch your arm and tell you how big and strong you are? The price could be astronomical! May as well pay a ? for the girlfriend experience. You don't have to maintain or clean her out. #Real women for the win!
    babelipsss wrote: »
    How much extra will it cost to program the doll to laugh at your dumb jokes? Or to touch your arm and tell you how big and strong you are? The price could be astronomical! May as well pay a ? for the girlfriend experience. You don't have to maintain or clean her out. #Real women for the win!

    Right

    And when it comes sex can it throw it back? Arch the back? Etc ...Sure its awkward changing positions lol

    But i can see it appealing to ppl who dont want to have to invest in and maintain a relationship with an actual human being or they don't know how to ...the socially awkward...men who get off on dominating women...

    How the robot ? got y’all under pressure already when the only thing gettin off so far is these jokes :joy:


    Like I said a few pages back... these hoes bout to get they ? together:joy:

    Lol

    Its all jokes .....

    Well at least until they become more than novelty items

    Shidddd.. If they make a male bot that can ? spiders, cuddle and eat the box

    Its ova ...

    But yea until then...
  • Madame_CJSkywalker
    Madame_CJSkywalker Members Posts: 940 ✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2017
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    babelipsss wrote: »
    How much extra will it cost to program the doll to laugh at your dumb jokes? Or to touch your arm and tell you how big and strong you are? The price could be astronomical! May as well pay a ? for the girlfriend experience. You don't have to maintain or clean her out. #Real women for the win!

    Right

    And when it comes sex can it throw it back? Arch the back? Etc ...Sure its awkward changing positions lol

    But i can see it appealing to ppl who dont want to have to invest in and maintain a relationship with an actual human being or they don't know how to ...the socially awkward...men who get off on dominating women...

    @Madame_CJSkywalker you can't even do that. Shut up lol

    Lol

    Whatever u say broski

    I have no further comments
  • Shuffington
    Shuffington Members Posts: 3,775 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    babelipsss wrote: »
    How much extra will it cost to program the doll to laugh at your dumb jokes? Or to touch your arm and tell you how big and strong you are? The price could be astronomical! May as well pay a ? for the girlfriend experience. You don't have to maintain or clean her out. #Real women for the win!
    babelipsss wrote: »
    How much extra will it cost to program the doll to laugh at your dumb jokes? Or to touch your arm and tell you how big and strong you are? The price could be astronomical! May as well pay a ? for the girlfriend experience. You don't have to maintain or clean her out. #Real women for the win!

    Right

    And when it comes sex can it throw it back? Arch the back? Etc ...Sure its awkward changing positions lol

    But i can see it appealing to ppl who dont want to have to invest in and maintain a relationship with an actual human being or they don't know how to ...the socially awkward...men who get off on dominating women...

    How the robot ? got y’all under pressure already when the only thing gettin off so far is these jokes :joy:


    Like I said a few pages back... these hoes bout to get they ? together:joy:

    Lol

    Its all jokes .....

    Well at least until they become more than novelty items

    Shidddd.. If they make a male bot that can ? spiders, cuddle and eat the box

    Its ova ..
    .

    But yea until then...

    I don't think dudes will mind engineering a male bot to do this. *thumbs up
  • anduin
    anduin Members Posts: 1,080 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    ghostdog56 wrote: »
    A ? might have to get a couple of these and start pimping them out I probably won't even be charged with a crime if caught. @CapitalB I'm coming for your spot ? , lol.

    they do this in Japan, hourly sex doll rentals. Honestly its a great hustle to get around prostitution laws in America.
  • Splackavelli
    Splackavelli Members Posts: 18,806 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2017
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    Sex doll this sex doll that within3 9 to 5 years I wanna see artificial intelligence and fembots in the headlines. By then I will have the dough to order a pico 5000 an ultramatic purr and a kat 2.0 . imma have rough fun with synthetic pico ,? ? robopurrs tittays and I'm getting all up in cyber cats artificial ass mayne! B)
  • Madame_CJSkywalker
    Madame_CJSkywalker Members Posts: 940 ✭✭✭✭
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    LordZuko wrote: »
    babelipsss wrote: »
    How much extra will it cost to program the doll to laugh at your dumb jokes? Or to touch your arm and tell you how big and strong you are? The price could be astronomical! May as well pay a ? for the girlfriend experience. You don't have to maintain or clean her out. #Real women for the win!

    Right

    And when it comes sex can it throw it back? Arch the back? Etc ...Sure its awkward changing positions lol

    But i can see it appealing to ppl who dont want to have to invest in and maintain a relationship with an actual human being or they don't know how to ...the socially awkward...men who get off on dominating women...

    @Madame_CJSkywalker you can't even do that. Shut up lol

    Lol

    Whatever u say broski

    I have no further comments

    You talk like a female who would be so boring in bed that after twenty minutes of fighting for a nut I'd pretend to bust just to get up out of there.

    how should a non-boring female talk?

    or would u rather ur women be mutes? u already got u a doll huh? lol
  • LordZuko
    LordZuko Members Posts: 2,473 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    If i gotta tell you how a sexually exciting and invigorating female should talk, you're a dead ? .

    You probably do two positions max, don't ride ? , and you got zero arch when getting hit from the back.

    A doll would be an improvement over you.
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    LordZuko wrote: »
    babelipsss wrote: »
    How much extra will it cost to program the doll to laugh at your dumb jokes? Or to touch your arm and tell you how big and strong you are? The price could be astronomical! May as well pay a ? for the girlfriend experience. You don't have to maintain or clean her out. #Real women for the win!

    Right

    And when it comes sex can it throw it back? Arch the back? Etc ...Sure its awkward changing positions lol

    But i can see it appealing to ppl who dont want to have to invest in and maintain a relationship with an actual human being or they don't know how to ...the socially awkward...men who get off on dominating women...

    @Madame_CJSkywalker you can't even do that. Shut up lol

    Lol

    Whatever u say broski

    I have no further comments

    You talk like a female who would be so boring in bed that after twenty minutes of fighting for a nut I'd pretend to bust just to get up out of there.

    how should a non-boring female talk?

    or would u rather ur women be mutes? u already got u a doll huh? lol

    Feminist rethoric, men want mute women.
  • Madame_CJSkywalker
    Madame_CJSkywalker Members Posts: 940 ✭✭✭✭
    edited November 2017
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    LordZuko wrote: »
    If i gotta tell you how a sexually exciting and invigorating female should talk, you're a dead ? .

    You probably do two positions max, don't ride ? , and you got zero arch when getting hit from the back.

    A doll would be an improvement over you.

    yea the way i post on IC among-st you ? is proof i'm a sexual ?

    k ...bye lol
  • Madame_CJSkywalker
    Madame_CJSkywalker Members Posts: 940 ✭✭✭✭
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    LordZuko wrote: »
    babelipsss wrote: »
    How much extra will it cost to program the doll to laugh at your dumb jokes? Or to touch your arm and tell you how big and strong you are? The price could be astronomical! May as well pay a ? for the girlfriend experience. You don't have to maintain or clean her out. #Real women for the win!

    Right

    And when it comes sex can it throw it back? Arch the back? Etc ...Sure its awkward changing positions lol

    But i can see it appealing to ppl who dont want to have to invest in and maintain a relationship with an actual human being or they don't know how to ...the socially awkward...men who get off on dominating women...

    @Madame_CJSkywalker you can't even do that. Shut up lol

    Lol

    Whatever u say broski

    I have no further comments

    You talk like a female who would be so boring in bed that after twenty minutes of fighting for a nut I'd pretend to bust just to get up out of there.

    how should a non-boring female talk?

    or would u rather ur women be mutes? u already got u a doll huh? lol

    Feminist rethoric, men want mute women.

    lol

    never said men want mute women

    i asked him did he prefer a mute woman
  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    LordZuko wrote: »
    babelipsss wrote: »
    How much extra will it cost to program the doll to laugh at your dumb jokes? Or to touch your arm and tell you how big and strong you are? The price could be astronomical! May as well pay a ? for the girlfriend experience. You don't have to maintain or clean her out. #Real women for the win!

    Right

    And when it comes sex can it throw it back? Arch the back? Etc ...Sure its awkward changing positions lol

    But i can see it appealing to ppl who dont want to have to invest in and maintain a relationship with an actual human being or they don't know how to ...the socially awkward...men who get off on dominating women...

    @Madame_CJSkywalker you can't even do that. Shut up lol

    Lol

    Whatever u say broski

    I have no further comments

    You talk like a female who would be so boring in bed that after twenty minutes of fighting for a nut I'd pretend to bust just to get up out of there.

    how should a non-boring female talk?

    or would u rather ur women be mutes? u already got u a doll huh? lol

    Feminist rethoric, men want mute women.

    lol

    never said men want mute women

    i asked him did he prefer a mute woman

    How do you intend to compete with the female androids? Do you train? Do you have a kettlebell?