ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

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  • MistyKnight
    MistyKnight Members Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

    How do people go about meeting other people these days?

    Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.
    Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.


    Is this too much to ask for?!!!
  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Yo Milkbone gotta be the most disrespected rapper out there....how Mysonne gonna big up ? free styling on the beat but not the ? whose beat it was
  • caddo man
    caddo man Members Posts: 22,476 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

    How do people go about meeting other people these days?

    Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.
    Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.


    Is this too much to ask for?!!!

    ? you need friends for when you have the IC! Aint no friend gon ask to see a ? pic or a ass pic of you 8am in the morning. Who gon remind you of ? you want to forget? THE IC! Who gon post your nudes in behind the door ? ? THE IC! Girl, you need us! We like a drug that you get no high from.

    Now let me see some T&A!
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  • MistyKnight
    MistyKnight Members Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

    How do people go about meeting other people these days?

    Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.
    Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.


    Is this too much to ask for?!!!

    ? that gotta do with us....go outside

    No. It's too cold.

    You think Amazon will deliver me a friend?
  • MistyKnight
    MistyKnight Members Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    caddo man wrote: »
    I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

    How do people go about meeting other people these days?

    Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.
    Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.


    Is this too much to ask for?!!!

    ? you need friends for when you have the IC! Aint no friend gon ask to see a ? pic or a ass pic of you 8am in the morning. Who gon remind you of ? you want to forget? THE IC! Who gon post your nudes in behind the door ? ? THE IC! Girl, you need us! We like a drug that you get no high from.

    Now let me see some T&A!
    giphy.gif

    Go away!
  • Elzo69Renaissance
    Elzo69Renaissance Members Posts: 50,708 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

    How do people go about meeting other people these days?

    Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.
    Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.


    Is this too much to ask for?!!!

    ? that gotta do with us....go outside

    No. It's too cold.

    You think Amazon will deliver me a friend?

    Ask @Westie she lives down the street
  • Lou Cypher
    Lou Cypher Members Posts: 52,521 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Go on craigslist
  • Lefty_
    Lefty_ Members, Writer Posts: 3,506 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    “We holdin a candlelight visual for my ? tonight at 6PM”

    OMFG!!!!!!
  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    thats a nasty looking pic...for so many reasons...some good
  • 2stepz_ahead
    2stepz_ahead Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 32,324 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @deadeye

    welcome home my ?

    i brought some company....

    big and small

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    showstopper

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  • LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY
    LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY Members, Writer Posts: 17,670 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    thats a nasty looking pic...for so many reasons...some good

    Ooooh yeah. Bald head and she would be unforgettable
  • Lou Cypher
    Lou Cypher Members Posts: 52,521 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    VIBE wrote: »

    Very effing interesting. Wonder what books he will take over. I think rucka has done good with wonder woman. Loved his punisher story prior
  • Ghost313
    Ghost313 Members Posts: 6,362 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Jojo dont look like jojo with out the makeup...

    She look like a totally different person.

    Nsfw theres a butt...
    The-Fappening-Jo-Jo-Offerman-Nude-6.jpg

    Welp, Backshots it will be, gotta be good doe, word to Bray.
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  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

    How do people go about meeting other people these days?

    Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.
    Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.


    Is this too much to ask for?!!!

    Ole extra picky ass..that's why you lonely.
  • Max.
    Max. Members Posts: 33,009 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Oh ? not this ? again

    Im out
  • MistyKnight
    MistyKnight Members Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

    How do people go about meeting other people these days?

    Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.
    Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.


    Is this too much to ask for?!!!

    ? that gotta do with us....go outside

    No. It's too cold.

    You think Amazon will deliver me a friend?

    Ask @Westie she lives down the street

    Nobody likes meeee
  • Kat
    Kat Members Posts: 50,667 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    She too old for your ass anyway.
  • MistyKnight
    MistyKnight Members Posts: 7,821 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Kat wrote: »
    I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

    How do people go about meeting other people these days?

    Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.
    Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.


    Is this too much to ask for?!!!

    Ole extra picky ass..that's why you lonely.

    You are so correct.

    I've gone from having no standards on these Internetz to having too high standards.

    WHEN AM I GONNA GET IT RIGHT?!
  • MsSouthern
    MsSouthern Members, Moderators Posts: 21,791 Regulator
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    Kat wrote: »
    I want new girlfriends.... Well maybe just 1 or 2.

    How do people go about meeting other people these days?

    Perfect girl friend would be a black woman with 1 or 2 kids (preferably around the same age as my kids), works part time or is a sahm like me.
    Woke AF, natural hair. Can't stand white people as much as I do (this is important). In a relationship or married (I can't stand bitter single women). Is cute, around my caliber. And live within 5 miles of me. And born between '88 to '95.


    Is this too much to ask for?!!!

    Ole extra picky ass..that's why you lonely.

    You are so correct.

    I've gone from having no standards on these Internetz to having too high standards.

    WHEN AM I GONNA GET IT RIGHT?!

    It's just like dating


    You have to go to the places you will find people with similar interests as you

    Have you thought about joining a mommy and me group ?
  • a.mann
    a.mann Members Posts: 19,746 ✭✭✭✭✭
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