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  • Max.
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  • konceptjones
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    MistyKnight wrote: »
    I just asked my husband why people say that I don't look like I just had ababy and he said "because they haven't seen u with your clothes off".

    Body bag. Murdered. Etherous Slow Soul Burn. KILT! Dead.

    does your stomach look like an urban road map?
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  • Bender Rodriguez
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    konceptjones wrote: »
    MistyKnight wrote: »
    I just asked my husband why people say that I don't look like I just had ababy and he said "because they haven't seen u with your clothes off".

    Body bag. Murdered. Etherous Slow Soul Burn. KILT! Dead.

    does your stomach look like an urban road map?

    Brutal
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  • BiblicalAtheist
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    Germz101 wrote: »
    Westie wrote: »
    konceptjones wrote: »
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    Idk what any of that ? means.

    Absolutely nothing to anyone that's not a tech junkie

    And this is exactly why iphone users are being sold a ? old ass spec phone haha.
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  • AP21
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    MistyKnight wrote: »
    I just asked my husband why people say that I don't look like I just had ababy and he said "because they haven't seen u with your clothes off".

    Body bag. Murdered. Etherous Slow Soul Burn. KILT! Dead.

    Man y'all got a weird ass relationship

    Y'all must have a ball trying to out troll each other
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  • Ol Jay's
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    Westie wrote: »
    AP21 wrote: »
    Max. wrote: »
    I sonned my boss today...damn that felt good...he tried to ? about some ? ...i checked him n walked away

    Fat ?

    meanwhile...in reality
    https://youtu.be/X3937iUPKbo?t=74

    I love reedo. He's from boston btw. I was supposed to go see his standup.

    Seen him, Lil Rell, and Jack Thriller at Carolines, he's decent, I'd see his show again
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  • HafBayked
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    its cool if you can joke like that and know its love

    we roast each other all the time

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  • Idiopathic Joker
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    BiblicalAtheist wrote: »
    Germz101 wrote: »
    Westie wrote: »
    konceptjones wrote: »
    WhatsApp_Image_2017-09-18_at_11.11.40_AM.jpeg

    Idk what any of that ? means.

    Absolutely nothing to anyone that's not a tech junkie

    And this is exactly why iphone users are being sold a ? old ass spec phone haha.

    It aint junk though. Theres nothing on Android you can do that you cant do with Apple. The fact that they caught up isnt bad. I'm an Android guy, but my brother went to jail and I was using his iphone 7 plus. It's a decent phone.
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  • Ol Jay's
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    MistyKnight wrote: »
    I just asked my husband why people say that I don't look like I just had ababy and he said "because they haven't seen u with your clothes off".

    Body bag. Murdered. Etherous Slow Soul Burn. KILT! Dead.

    7351.jpg
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  • Westie
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    HafBayked wrote: »
    its cool if you can joke like that and know its love

    we roast each other all the time

    I'd stab him in his sleep.

    But i wouldn't ask that question either.
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  • Colin$mackabi$h
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    Welp back in the rat race tomorrow morning
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  • JonnyRoccIT
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  • Germz101
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    Westie wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    its cool if you can joke like that and know its love

    we roast each other all the time

    I'd stab him in his sleep.

    But i wouldn't ask that question either.

    Allergens-Westie, u have a bit of a temper

    Westie-Die ? , u don't know me
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  • HafBayked
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    Westie wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    its cool if you can joke like that and know its love

    we roast each other all the time

    I'd stab him in his sleep.

    But i wouldn't ask that question either.

    nah that was kind of a set up lol

    but you saying nobody ever got on your forehead? laughed at how you walk barefoot or how you sneeze?

    no exaggerated impersonations?

    that ? is comedy
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  • caddo man
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    HafBayked wrote: »
    its cool if you can joke like that and know its love

    we roast each other all the time

    I couldnt even play like that. My wife might start crying. So I just play the game. If the words: fat, overweight, thick, big, chubby, chunky, or anything else that describes her weight in a bad way. I dont say ? .

    But she has free range. If she says something about my weight. I just take it as need step my game up. I value her opinion but only to a certain extent.
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  • Lefty_
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    konceptjones wrote: »
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    I hope y’all not bout to try this ? .....You can still trick the iris detection on galaxies with a photograph. And don’t even get me into the speed and core tests of the A11 vs the New galaxy cpu’s.

    A one size fits all os can’t stand up to a tailor made version.

    Galaxies are basically wearing choppa suits. FOH.
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  • Ol Jay's
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    things you say to your "wife" vs things you say to "hoes" you're just ?
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  • MistyKnight
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    AP21 wrote: »
    MistyKnight wrote: »
    I just asked my husband why people say that I don't look like I just had ababy and he said "because they haven't seen u with your clothes off".

    Body bag. Murdered. Etherous Slow Soul Burn. KILT! Dead.

    Man y'all got a weird ass relationship

    Y'all must have a ball trying to out troll each other

    Precisely.

    We call eachother trollmates lol <3
    HafBayked wrote: »
    its cool if you can joke like that and know its love

    we roast each other all the time

    Precisely. This level of growth in our relationship is what many can only dream of.
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  • OmegaConflict
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    Thats katy
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    Thats westie big ass
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  • MistyKnight
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    caddo man wrote: »
    HafBayked wrote: »
    its cool if you can joke like that and know its love

    we roast each other all the time

    I couldnt even play like that. My wife might start crying. So I just play the game. If the words: fat, overweight, thick, big, chubby, chunky, or anything else that describes her weight in a bad way. I don't say ? .

    But she has free range. If she says something about my weight. I just take it as need step my game up. I value her opinion but only to a certain extent.

    The other day I told him I felt like a cow and he said , "so you a black cow?"... Initially I was gonna tell him to ? and ? but then my daughter started crying and the troll in me thought it was the perfect opportunity to come back with, "she want my chocolate milk".

    So now, everytime my daughter wants to eat my husband or I always yell out , "chocolate milk!" or he just starts mooing at me.
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  • MistyKnight
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    He HAS taken his trolling too far before though...

    For example, he knows that i'm irrationally afraid of opossums and armadillos... like it is a LEGIT phobia of mine.

    As soon as he found out about it, he was ruthless.

    He would be like, "baby, come look at this text I got" and when I look it's a close up picture of an opossum.
    I legit balled real tears. ? , i'm tearing up now just thinking about it.

    He legit trolled me that whoooole week. Sent it in text message, emailed it to me, and he ALWAYS managed to trick me into looking at it.

    He even managed to make it my phone's wallpaper.
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  • Lefty_
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    The chicks Claudis post in adhd > The chicks all y’all post in adhd
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  • JonnyRoccIT
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    Sion wrote: »
    JonnyRoccIT wrote: »

    Dope real smooth

    Where's this cat from ? LA ? Midwest or somewhere from the west coast ?

    That's the Producer Hit Boy...

    Half-A-Mil=Hit Boy & Dom Kennedy
    and they got 3 EPs they released in the last Year.

    HitBoy is actually Outshining Dom K throughout most the Series...

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MDel717s5-E

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guvzNH6jb4I


    Hit Boy Killed this Beat

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MveOA-i8tPI
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  • BiblicalAtheist
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    Idiopathic Joker wrote: »
    BiblicalAtheist wrote: »
    Germz101 wrote: »
    Westie wrote: »
    konceptjones wrote: »
    WhatsApp_Image_2017-09-18_at_11.11.40_AM.jpeg

    Idk what any of that ? means.

    Absolutely nothing to anyone that's not a tech junkie

    And this is exactly why iphone users are being sold a ? old ass spec phone haha.

    It aint junk though. Theres nothing on Android you can do that you cant do with Apple. The fact that they caught up isnt bad. I'm an Android guy, but my brother went to jail and I was using his iphone 7 plus. It's a decent phone.

    I don't trust apple phones.
    Apple%20Alien.png
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  • Germz101
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    BiblicalAtheist wrote: »
    Idiopathic Joker wrote: »
    BiblicalAtheist wrote: »
    Germz101 wrote: »
    Westie wrote: »
    konceptjones wrote: »
    WhatsApp_Image_2017-09-18_at_11.11.40_AM.jpeg

    Idk what any of that ? means.

    Absolutely nothing to anyone that's not a tech junkie

    And this is exactly why iphone users are being sold a ? old ass spec phone haha.

    It aint junk though. Theres nothing on Android you can do that you cant do with Apple. The fact that they caught up isnt bad. I'm an Android guy, but my brother went to jail and I was using his iphone 7 plus. It's a decent phone.

    I don't trust apple phones.
    Apple%20Alien.png

    What if..Apple is Jedis and Android is the Sith

    And here y'all are rocking wit the dark side and y'all don't even know cause they convince y'all that light is really the dark.

    So y'all on ya Analkin ? , we on that sky walker ? ..y'all tryna say y'all father us, we scream noooooo, y'all chop and ? hand off

    Double back and it's y'all that took out the blackberry

    Mean while...there's another that can be felt in the force

    Samsung outchea searching for Luke

    This ? crazy fam
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