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Idiopathic Joker wrote: »

No lie...when I was a kid, I saw a guy driving this beat up car with NO panels. Muthafucca had wheels, a motor, and the frame...THAT'S IT! Lol!

That ? boggled my mind as we passed him on the interstate.

OmegaConflict wrote: »

Free my ? dizz. Deadeye snitched ny ? out

@OmegaConflict




Enough of this ? .




Post your address fat boy.

@deadeye why u got banned bruh?

Mods @Stew @Cain etc change my screename to Splackavelli

Max. wrote: »

@deadeye wat happen to parents

@Max.



Died of cancer a few years back.



Mom in 2009..........Pops in 2011.

Beta wrote: »

Why tora come at you B?

@Beta



Because of the Google search link I posted.

Oh yeah

https://youtu.be/iXOXsPMpXHo

The How To Eat ? Guide for Evolved People in 15 Magical Steps

#1: Tell her she is beautiful and mean it.

Most women are shy about their bodies. Even if you’ve got the world’s most gorgeous woman in bed with you, she’s going to worry about how you like her body. Tell her it’s beautiful, tell her which parts you like best, tell her anything, but get her to trust you enough to let you down between her legs.

#2 Stop and appreciate her unique flower

Now stop and look at what you see. Beautiful, isn’t it? There is nothing that makes a woman more unique than her ? . I know. I’ve seen plenty of them. They come in all different sizes, colors and shapes; some are tucked inside like a little girl’s ? and some have thick luscious lips that come out to greet you. Some are nested in brushes of fur and others are covered with transparent fuzz. Appreciate your woman’s unique qualities and tell her what makes her special.

#3 Women are more verbal: Talk to her beautiful ?

Women are a good deal more verbal than men, especially during love-making. They also respond more to verbal love, which means, the more you talk to her, the easier it will be to get her off. So all the time you’re petting and stroking her beautiful ? , talk to her about it.

#4 Lick her outer lips, inner lips and find her ?

Now look at it again. Gently pull the lips apart and look at her inner lips, even lick them if you want to. Now spread the tops of her ? up until you can find her ? . Women have ? in all different sizes, just like you guys have different sized ? . It doesn’t mean a thing as far as her capacity for orgasm. All it means is more of her is hidden underneath her ? .

#5 Whenever you touch a woman’s ? , make sure your finger is wet

Whenever you touch a woman’s ? , make sure your finger is wet. You can lick it or moisten it with juices from inside her. Be sure, by all means, to wet it before you touch her ? because it doesn’t have any juices of it’s own and it’s extremely sensitive. Your finger will stick to it if it’s dry and that hurts. But you don’t want to touch her ? anyway. You have to work up to that. Before she becomes aroused, her ? is too delicate to be handled.

#6 Tease her & approach her ? slowly

When it comes to eating ? take it slow, approach her ? slowly. Women, even more so than men, love to be teased. The inner part of her thigh is her most tender spot. Lick it, kiss it, make designs on it with the tip of your tongue. Come dangerously close to her ? , then float away. Make her anticipate it.

#7 Play with her

Now lick the crease where her leg joins her ? . Nuzzle your face into her bush. Brush your lips over her slit without pressing down on it to further excite her. After you’ve done this to the point where your lady is bucking up from her seat and she’s straining to get more of you closer to her, then put your lips right on top of her slit.

#8 Kiss her, gently, then harder

Kiss her, gently, then harder. Now use your tongue to separate her ? lips and when she opens up, run your tongue up and down between the layers of ? flesh. Gently spread her legs more with your hands. Everything you do with a woman you’re about to eat must be done gently.

#9 Tongue-? her

Tongue-? her. This feels divine. It also teases the hell out of her because by now she wants some attention given to her ? . Check it out. See if her ? has gotten hard enough to peek out of it’s covering. If so, lick it. If you can’t see it, it might still be waiting for you underneath. So bring your tongue up the top of her slit and feel for her ? . You may barely experience it’s presence. But even if you can’t feel the tiny pearl, you can make it rise by licking the skin that covers it. Lick hard now and press into her skin.

#10 Work her tip of the iceberg

Gently pull the ? lips away and flick your tongue against the ? , hood covered or not. Do this quickly. This should cause her legs to shudder. When you sense she’s getting up there toward orgasm, make your lips into an O and take the ? into your mouth.

Start to suck gently and watch your lady’s face for her reaction. If she can handle it, begin to suck harder. If she digs it, suck even harder. Go with her. If she lifts her pelvis into the air with the tension of her rising orgasm, move with her, don’t fight her. Hang on, and keep your hot mouth on her ? . Don’t let go. That’s what she’ll be saying too: ‘Don’t stop. Don’t ever stop!’

There’s a reason for that, most men stop too soon. Just like with ? sucking, this is something worth learning about and worth learning to do well. I know a man who’s a lousy ? , simply lousy, but he knows how to eat ? like nobody I know and he never has trouble getting a date. Girls are falling all over him.

#11 Finger-? her with TWO fingers

But back to your ? eating session…There’s another thing you can do to intensify your woman’s pleasure. You can finger-? her while she’s enjoying your ? -licking talents. Before, during or after. She’ll really like it. In addition to the erogenous zones surrounding her ? , a woman has another extremely sensitive area at the roof of her ? . This is what you rub up against when you’re ? her. Well, since your ? is pretty far away from your mouth, your fingers will have to do the ? .

Take two fingers. One is too skinny and three is too wide and therefore can’t get deep enough. Make sure they’re wet so you don’t irritate her skin. Slide them inside, slowly at first, then a little faster. ? her with them rhythmically. Speed up only when she does. Listen to her breathing.

She’ll let you know what to do. If you’re sucking her ? and finger-? her at the same time, you’re giving her far more stimulation than you would be giving her with your ? alone. So you can count on it that she’s getting high on this. If there’s any doubt, check her out for symptoms.

#12 Get to know her orgasmic symptoms to become even better

How to eat ? varies from woman to woman, as each woman is unique.

You may have one who’s nipples get hard when she’s excited
or only when she’s having an orgasm.
Your girl might flush red or
begin to tremble.
Get to know her symptoms and you’ll be a more sensitive lover.

a.mann wrote: »

#13 Don’t let go of her ? when she starts to orgasm – The Multi-Orgasmic Woman

When she starts to have an orgasm, for heaven’s sakes, don’t let go of that ? . Hang in there for the duration. When she starts to come down from the first orgasm, press your tongue along the underside of the ? , leaving your lips covering the top. Move your tongue in and out of her ? . If your fingers are inside, move them a little too, gently though, things are extremely sensitive just now.

If you play your cards right, you’ll get some multiple orgasms this way. A woman stays excited for a full hour after she’s had an orgasm. Do you realize the full impact of that information? The potential? One woman was clocked at 56 orgasms at one sitting. Do you know what effect you would have on a woman you gave 56 orgasms to? She’d be yours as long as you wanted her.

#14 The cherry on the cake

Some women like to have their man rub and enter their ? section with their finger while they are being eaten out!

#15 After the orgasmic wave: Keep making love to her quietly

The last advice I have for you is this:

After you’ve made her come, made her your slave by giving her the best head she’s ever had, don’t leave her alone just yet. Talk to her, stroke her body, caress her ? . Keep making love to her quietly until she’s come all the way down. A man can get off and go to sleep in the same breath and feel no remorse, no sense of loss. But a woman by nature requires some sensitivity from her lover in those first few moments after sex.

Yeah, I don't care about any of that.



All I'm thinking about is smashing..........not eating.