Hide ya ? , hide ya sperm, hide ya nut, 'cause she trappin' errbody out hea....
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Tha Killa
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Let me start at the very beginning:
It all started before her exposure. She posted in my forums and I'd see her around the board, so me an Aqua were cool. I saw her drop her gubment name mad nonchalantly in a thread and tried to warn her 'bout the ? on this site. After her exposure (the majority of which I still haven't seen) I shot her a pm which read "Ay guhl" in the subject line, and "You ain't real" in the message. ? proceeded to ask me if I wanted to be the first person to talk to her on the phone on here out of nowhere and kept asking me that 'til I eventually gave her a google voice number (thank Gawd for google).
Next day, we talked, and I proceeded to ask her about the whole exposure and how she went from your average black broad to a serial killer, and she claimed "I was on birth control, but I just wasn't using it as instructed". And in my head I'm like "That explains the first one but what 'bout the other 2?". We talked for a couple hours 'bout a lot of random ? and right in the middle of talkin' bout music or some ? , ? starts talmbout how she's wet and wanna fanga her ? and all that ? . ? was maaaaaad awkward but eventually we talked 'bout some other ? and got off the phone. From then on, ? started callin' me "daddy", "baby", and got attached as ? (more on that later).
After that conversation I knew I could never take her seriously (? was/is certifiably crazy) so whenever she'd talk 'bout sex and ? , I'd play along to give her just enough rope to hang herself with. Throughout the course of this thread, I will take you inside Aquagate, one man's undercover journey into the mind of Aquafinafloe.
The day after that convo, she pm'd me and once again she kept dem quotables comin':
At this point, after I died and resurrected, I asked her about her stay at the "facility" (she's basically a lab rat for a medical study) and she asked what I was gonna be up to that weekend. I told her I'd be "sellin' ? ", and this was her response. Po Aqua
To be continued.....
It all started before her exposure. She posted in my forums and I'd see her around the board, so me an Aqua were cool. I saw her drop her gubment name mad nonchalantly in a thread and tried to warn her 'bout the ? on this site. After her exposure (the majority of which I still haven't seen) I shot her a pm which read "Ay guhl" in the subject line, and "You ain't real" in the message. ? proceeded to ask me if I wanted to be the first person to talk to her on the phone on here out of nowhere and kept asking me that 'til I eventually gave her a google voice number (thank Gawd for google).
Next day, we talked, and I proceeded to ask her about the whole exposure and how she went from your average black broad to a serial killer, and she claimed "I was on birth control, but I just wasn't using it as instructed". And in my head I'm like "That explains the first one but what 'bout the other 2?". We talked for a couple hours 'bout a lot of random ? and right in the middle of talkin' bout music or some ? , ? starts talmbout how she's wet and wanna fanga her ? and all that ? . ? was maaaaaad awkward but eventually we talked 'bout some other ? and got off the phone. From then on, ? started callin' me "daddy", "baby", and got attached as ? (more on that later).
After that conversation I knew I could never take her seriously (? was/is certifiably crazy) so whenever she'd talk 'bout sex and ? , I'd play along to give her just enough rope to hang herself with. Throughout the course of this thread, I will take you inside Aquagate, one man's undercover journey into the mind of Aquafinafloe.
The day after that convo, she pm'd me and once again she kept dem quotables comin':
At this point, after I died and resurrected, I asked her about her stay at the "facility" (she's basically a lab rat for a medical study) and she asked what I was gonna be up to that weekend. I told her I'd be "sellin' ? ", and this was her response. Po Aqua
To be continued.....
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smh @ the screen shots or whatever being lil red x's
I can't even enjoy the thread right now
I'll have to check it out later -
"You may get a taste"
Get a taste of what?
*ugh @ what that implies. -
*dead*...? *dead*..
i knew there was a reason i couldnt take her posts seriously.. -
this ? ...
"there are few things that will keep me from humpin" -
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You filthy ? ....
I told your funky ass you didn't have a "medically needed" abortion. You Stupid ? of a ? ? .
? , I saw right thru your ? ....you lying ass hoe. Eat a ? and choke slow, hoe. -
and here we go....
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Unforgiveable......... -
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"YOU MAY GET A TASTE AND THATS A BIG MAAY"
seems like you mad you aint get a taste.. -
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Unforgiveable.........
damn...the worse part is.. this will not...
i repeat...
will not.. phase her.... -
at this point for once I'm am speechless.
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"YOU MAY GET A TASTE AND THATS A BIG MAAY"
seems like you mad you aint get a taste..
"I don't want it if it's that easy" - Tupac
In a minute I'll be posting more ? that will explain what lead to this thread. This ? has been in the works for the last week. Deep cover is WOAT -
damn...the worse part is.. this will not...
i repeat...
will not.. phase her....
Cool....does that mean I can let it rip? -
cs @ socio ^
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Plat certified
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All that proves is you had ? with her when she was on her period like I said you did.
Ewww, you nasty.
LMAO!!!!!!!
Hahahahahah!!!!!! -
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pןɹoʍ spǝɹ wrote: »Plat certified
You really think she's still worth it. I dont. -
I need a big ass tub of popcorn, cause I know for a fact this will be good.
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All that proves is you had ? with her when she was on her period like I said you did.
Ewww, you nasty.
Never had ? with her. But I did joke about having sex with her when she comes to California. But more on that later.
We weren't even talking about sex when she was tryin' to "touch herself". Smmfh. -
Man..u know what though. All those pm's really didn't expose ? about her cause we already know how she is. She totally said she wasn't gone give u the drawers. She dropped legitimate reasons too- yall might not click in RL like yall do on the net.
I wanna see what u were saying to HER to make her even talk about how u might get the drawers. And damn u said u was talkin to her for hours.....sounds like more than just boredom to me sir
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Oh and I love the title
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Rat-tat-tat-tat that hoe...
Killa...hit that ? on one of her phones, and tell that streetwalker to get here now.
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