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(Cheese Burger Alarm clock rings)
Fundz: (Gets out of bed, opens up the curtains to get a view of the Chinese store.
News: (60 degrees outside and sunny)
Fundz: Shiiiiit 60? that's my waist size..
Fundz: Eats breakfast twice then goes to work as a cab dispatcher
Fundz: Good morning yall! Coffee and donuts get here yet?
Co-worker: Yes but everything is gone
Fundz: ? U HAD BEST BE PLAYIN!
Co-worker: No.. really! Everything is (Hey what are U doing)
Fundz: What cho think ? ! I'm licking all the glaze off the desk.
Co-worker: Dude!
Fundz: Hold on my sugar must be getting low because I'm getting dizzy
Co-worker: ? are U OKAY!?
Fundz: Passes out
Co-worker: We need a medic!!
Co-worker again: Hmmmm.. I wonder if this Snicker will help.. Pops in in mouth
Fundz: (Jumps up) I was just playing cuz!! Thanks for the Candy HA!
Co-worker: Cancel the medic!
Fundz: What's on the menu for the day?
Co-worker: Well so far we have pick-up's down by the harbor and (interrupted)
Fundz: ? I said menu.. meaning FOOD ? ! What specials did they fax over?!
Co-worker: Well Fundz it's only 9:AM
Fundz: ? I know that but I like eating brunch then lunch..
Co-worker: Fundz your getting out of control..
Phone rings: Cab customer
Fundz: Hello
Customer: Yes High I would like a taxi to (Interrupted)
Fundz: Hold on.. (Shakes asthma pump and takes a double) continue
Customer: Yes I would like a... I'm sorry but are U chewing something?
Fundz: Sorry bout that.. Proceed.
Customer: I need a taxi to (Interrupted)
Fundz: (Screams) ? and U better not forget the syrup cups!
Fundz again: I'm sorry maam, U were saying
Customer: Sir I been trying to order my cab for 10 min and my temper is starting to increase
Fundz: So is my blood pressure but U don see me getting all bent outta shape..
Fundz again: Well I am kinda out of shape but that's besides the point.
Customer: (Hangs up)
Fundz: (Day dreaming)... Why yes, yes I will take U as my wife Mrs Butters-worth!
Co-worker: Wake up Fundz we go a long day ahead of us
Fundz: Brunch and lunch here yet?
Co-worker: NO!
Fundz: Wake me when it gets here..
Co-worker: Fundz I'm serious. I can't do this by myself
Fundz: Snoring..
Co-worker: FUNDZ!
Fundz: Sorry man.. All this weight made me narcoleptic.
Deliver man walks in:
Fundz: ? WHERE THE ? HAVE U BEEN?!
Delivery man: Dude U only called 20 min ago
Fundz: (Wrestles bag out his hand and pours syrup on his fries) ? sweet potatoes!
Co-worker: YUK!
Co-worker: WHAT THE HELL!?
Fundz: What? I always splash honey mustard on myself
Co-worker: Why?
Fundz: Because it attracts bees..
Co-worker: What?
Fundz: Yes.. I like putting dead bees in my honey combs at breakfast which is twice a day.
Co-worker: Vomits.. I can't do this Fundz.. I'm going to HR
Fundz: HR... House of Ribs?
Co-worker: No Idiot! Human Resources.
HR: Fundz we have been getting allot of complaints about lunch bags coming up missing
HR: There has also been some claims that U been taking Eggo Waffles as payment from patrons
Fundz: I thought they were gold dollar coins
HR: Fundz I don't know how to say this so I'll just come out with it. We are going to have to let U go.
Fundz: Cries tears of butter sauce...
Fundz: Can I gather my things
HR: Yes but leave your uniform shirt.
Fundz: Here..
HR: ? ! Put it back on! Keep it.. PLEASE!
Fundz: (Packs personals in multiple pizza boxes)
Co-worker: Fumigates all 3 of Fundz chairs.
Fundz: Takes the walk of shame to Dairy Queen..
Just sad...
Next story: "Dr Funky.. Man or ? "
Fundz: (Gets out of bed, opens up the curtains to get a view of the Chinese store.
News: (60 degrees outside and sunny)
Fundz: Shiiiiit 60? that's my waist size..
Fundz: Eats breakfast twice then goes to work as a cab dispatcher
Fundz: Good morning yall! Coffee and donuts get here yet?
Co-worker: Yes but everything is gone
Fundz: ? U HAD BEST BE PLAYIN!
Co-worker: No.. really! Everything is (Hey what are U doing)
Fundz: What cho think ? ! I'm licking all the glaze off the desk.
Co-worker: Dude!
Fundz: Hold on my sugar must be getting low because I'm getting dizzy
Co-worker: ? are U OKAY!?
Fundz: Passes out
Co-worker: We need a medic!!
Co-worker again: Hmmmm.. I wonder if this Snicker will help.. Pops in in mouth
Fundz: (Jumps up) I was just playing cuz!! Thanks for the Candy HA!
Co-worker: Cancel the medic!
Fundz: What's on the menu for the day?
Co-worker: Well so far we have pick-up's down by the harbor and (interrupted)
Fundz: ? I said menu.. meaning FOOD ? ! What specials did they fax over?!
Co-worker: Well Fundz it's only 9:AM
Fundz: ? I know that but I like eating brunch then lunch..
Co-worker: Fundz your getting out of control..
Phone rings: Cab customer
Fundz: Hello
Customer: Yes High I would like a taxi to (Interrupted)
Fundz: Hold on.. (Shakes asthma pump and takes a double) continue
Customer: Yes I would like a... I'm sorry but are U chewing something?
Fundz: Sorry bout that.. Proceed.
Customer: I need a taxi to (Interrupted)
Fundz: (Screams) ? and U better not forget the syrup cups!
Fundz again: I'm sorry maam, U were saying
Customer: Sir I been trying to order my cab for 10 min and my temper is starting to increase
Fundz: So is my blood pressure but U don see me getting all bent outta shape..
Fundz again: Well I am kinda out of shape but that's besides the point.
Customer: (Hangs up)
Fundz: (Day dreaming)... Why yes, yes I will take U as my wife Mrs Butters-worth!
Co-worker: Wake up Fundz we go a long day ahead of us
Fundz: Brunch and lunch here yet?
Co-worker: NO!
Fundz: Wake me when it gets here..
Co-worker: Fundz I'm serious. I can't do this by myself
Fundz: Snoring..
Co-worker: FUNDZ!
Fundz: Sorry man.. All this weight made me narcoleptic.
Deliver man walks in:
Fundz: ? WHERE THE ? HAVE U BEEN?!
Delivery man: Dude U only called 20 min ago
Fundz: (Wrestles bag out his hand and pours syrup on his fries) ? sweet potatoes!
Co-worker: YUK!
Co-worker: WHAT THE HELL!?
Fundz: What? I always splash honey mustard on myself
Co-worker: Why?
Fundz: Because it attracts bees..
Co-worker: What?
Fundz: Yes.. I like putting dead bees in my honey combs at breakfast which is twice a day.
Co-worker: Vomits.. I can't do this Fundz.. I'm going to HR
Fundz: HR... House of Ribs?
Co-worker: No Idiot! Human Resources.
HR: Fundz we have been getting allot of complaints about lunch bags coming up missing
HR: There has also been some claims that U been taking Eggo Waffles as payment from patrons
Fundz: I thought they were gold dollar coins
HR: Fundz I don't know how to say this so I'll just come out with it. We are going to have to let U go.
Fundz: Cries tears of butter sauce...
Fundz: Can I gather my things
HR: Yes but leave your uniform shirt.
Fundz: Here..
HR: ? ! Put it back on! Keep it.. PLEASE!
Fundz: (Packs personals in multiple pizza boxes)
Co-worker: Fumigates all 3 of Fundz chairs.
Fundz: Takes the walk of shame to Dairy Queen..
Just sad...
Next story: "Dr Funky.. Man or ? "
Comments
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how long did it take you to come with that fam?
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rofl @ eats breakfast twice.
I do that sometimes. -
LMAO
You must have been bored. -
Lol@ ? you had best be playing
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Fundz: (Day dreaming)... Why yes, yes I will take U as my wife Mrs Butters-worth!
lmao........ -
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death187sin wrote: »(Cheese Burger Alarm clock rings)
Fundz: (Gets out of bed, opens up the curtains to get a view of the Chinese store.
News: (60 degrees outside and sunny)
Fundz: Shiiiiit 60? that's my waist size..
Fundz: Eats breakfast twice then goes to work as a cab dispatcher
Fundz: Good morning yall! Coffee and donuts get here yet?
Co-worker: Yes but everything is gone
Fundz: ? U HAD BEST BE PLAYIN!
Co-worker: No.. really! Everything is (Hey what are U doing)
Fundz: What cho think ? ! I'm licking all the glaze off the desk.
Co-worker: Dude!
Fundz: Hold on my sugar must be getting low because I'm getting dizzy
Co-worker: ? are U OKAY!?
Fundz: Passes out
Co-worker: We need a medic!!
Co-worker again: Hmmmm.. I wonder if this Snicker will help.. Pops in in mouth
Fundz: (Jumps up) I was just playing cuz!! Thanks for the Candy HA!
Co-worker: Cancel the medic!
Fundz: What's on the menu for the day?
Co-worker: Well so far we have pick-up's down by the harbor and (interrupted)
Fundz: ? I said menu.. meaning FOOD ? ! What specials did they fax over?!
Co-worker: Well Fundz it's only 9:AM
Fundz: ? I know that but I like eating brunch then lunch..
Co-worker: Fundz your getting out of control..
Phone rings: Cab customer
Fundz: Hello
Customer: Yes High I would like a taxi to (Interrupted)
Fundz: Hold on.. (Shakes asthma pump and takes a double) continue
Customer: Yes I would like a... I'm sorry but are U chewing something?
Fundz: Sorry bout that.. Proceed.
Customer: I need a taxi to (Interrupted)
Fundz: (Screams) ? and U better not forget the syrup cups!
Fundz again: I'm sorry maam, U were saying
Customer: Sir I been trying to order my cab for 10 min and my temper is starting to increase
Fundz: So is my blood pressure but U don see me getting all bent outta shape..
Fundz again: Well I am kinda out of shape but that's besides the point.
Customer: (Hangs up)
Fundz: (Day dreaming)... Why yes, yes I will take U as my wife Mrs Butters-worth!
Co-worker: Wake up Fundz we go a long day ahead of us
Fundz: Brunch and lunch here yet?
Co-worker: NO!
Fundz: Wake me when it gets here..
Co-worker: Fundz I'm serious. I can't do this by myself
Fundz: Snoring..
Co-worker: FUNDZ!
Fundz: Sorry man.. All this weight made me narcoleptic.
Deliver man walks in:
Fundz: ? WHERE THE ? HAVE U BEEN?!
Delivery man: Dude U only called 20 min ago
Fundz: (Wrestles bag out his hand and pours syrup on his fries) ? sweet potatoes!
Co-worker: YUK!
Co-worker: WHAT THE HELL!?
Fundz: What? I always splash honey mustard on myself
Co-worker: Why?
Fundz: Because it attracts bees..
Co-worker: What?
Fundz: Yes.. I like putting dead bees in my honey combs at breakfast which is twice a day.
Co-worker: Vomits.. I can't do this Fundz.. I'm going to HR
Fundz: HR... House of Ribs?
Co-worker: No Idiot! Human Resources.
HR: Fundz we have been getting allot of complaints about lunch bags coming up missing
HR: There has also been some claims that U been taking Eggo Waffles as payment from patrons
Fundz: I thought they were gold dollar coins
HR: Fundz I don't know how to say this so I'll just come out with it. We are going to have to let U go.
Fundz: Cries tears of butter sauce...
Fundz: Can I gather my things
HR: Yes but leave your uniform shirt.
Fundz: Here..
HR: ? ! Put it back on! Keep it.. PLEASE!
Fundz: (Packs personals in multiple pizza boxes)
Co-worker: Fumigates all 3 of Fundz chairs.
Fundz: Takes the walk of shame to Dairy Queen..
Just sad...
Next story: "Dr Funky.. Man or ? "
LMMAO!!!!!!!!! I can't ? breathe over here *DEAD*__________________________ -
HAHAHAHA!!
I didnt even notice the Cheeseburger alarm clock line. -
lmao...this ? is hilarious
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You got me dying over here, man :wipes away tears:
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Lmfao I.C. ? funniest mofos ever.
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death187sin wrote: »(Cheese Burger Alarm clock rings)
Fundz: (Gets out of bed, opens up the curtains to get a view of the Chinese store.
News: (60 degrees outside and sunny)
Fundz: Shiiiiit 60? that's my waist size..
Fundz: Eats breakfast twice then goes to work as a cab dispatcher
Fundz: Good morning yall! Coffee and donuts get here yet?
Co-worker: Yes but everything is gone
Fundz: ? U HAD BEST BE PLAYIN!
Co-worker: No.. really! Everything is (Hey what are U doing)
Fundz: What cho think ? ! I'm licking all the glaze off the desk.
Co-worker: Dude!
Fundz: Hold on my sugar must be getting low because I'm getting dizzy
Co-worker: ? are U OKAY!?
Fundz: Passes out
Co-worker: We need a medic!!
Co-worker again: Hmmmm.. I wonder if this Snicker will help.. Pops in in mouth
Fundz: (Jumps up) I was just playing cuz!! Thanks for the Candy HA!
Co-worker: Cancel the medic!
Fundz: What's on the menu for the day?
Co-worker: Well so far we have pick-up's down by the harbor and (interrupted)
Fundz: ? I said menu.. meaning FOOD ? ! What specials did they fax over?!
Co-worker: Well Fundz it's only 9:AM
Fundz: ? I know that but I like eating brunch then lunch..
Co-worker: Fundz your getting out of control..
Phone rings: Cab customer
Fundz: Hello
Customer: Yes High I would like a taxi to (Interrupted)
Fundz: Hold on.. (Shakes asthma pump and takes a double) continue
Customer: Yes I would like a... I'm sorry but are U chewing something?
Fundz: Sorry bout that.. Proceed.
Customer: I need a taxi to (Interrupted)
Fundz: (Screams) ? and U better not forget the syrup cups!
Fundz again: I'm sorry maam, U were saying
Customer: Sir I been trying to order my cab for 10 min and my temper is starting to increase
Fundz: So is my blood pressure but U don see me getting all bent outta shape..
Fundz again: Well I am kinda out of shape but that's besides the point.
Customer: (Hangs up)
Fundz: (Day dreaming)... Why yes, yes I will take U as my wife Mrs Butters-worth!
Co-worker: Wake up Fundz we go a long day ahead of us
Fundz: Brunch and lunch here yet?
Co-worker: NO!
Fundz: Wake me when it gets here..
Co-worker: Fundz I'm serious. I can't do this by myself
Fundz: Snoring..
Co-worker: FUNDZ!
Fundz: Sorry man.. All this weight made me narcoleptic.
Deliver man walks in:
Fundz: ? WHERE THE ? HAVE U BEEN?!
Delivery man: Dude U only called 20 min ago
Fundz: (Wrestles bag out his hand and pours syrup on his fries) ? sweet potatoes!
Co-worker: YUK!
Co-worker: WHAT THE HELL!?
Fundz: What? I always splash honey mustard on myself
Co-worker: Why?
Fundz: Because it attracts bees..
Co-worker: What?
Fundz: Yes.. I like putting dead bees in my honey combs at breakfast which is twice a day.
Co-worker: Vomits.. I can't do this Fundz.. I'm going to HR
Fundz: HR... House of Ribs?
Co-worker: No Idiot! Human Resources.
HR: Fundz we have been getting allot of complaints about lunch bags coming up missing
HR: There has also been some claims that U been taking Eggo Waffles as payment from patrons
Fundz: I thought they were gold dollar coins
HR: Fundz I don't know how to say this so I'll just come out with it. We are going to have to let U go.
Fundz: Cries tears of butter sauce...
Fundz: Can I gather my things
HR: Yes but leave your uniform shirt.
Fundz: Here..
HR: ? ! Put it back on! Keep it.. PLEASE!
Fundz: (Packs personals in multiple pizza boxes)
Co-worker: Fumigates all 3 of Fundz chairs.
Fundz: Takes the walk of shame to Dairy Queen..
Just sad...
Next story: "Dr Funky.. Man or ? "
you a hard core muh ? from the streets but you got more time than ? to sit online and come up with a script big enough to be considered a full length movie?
? outta here -
lol...hr being house of ribs
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you a hard core muh ? from the streets but you got more time than ? to sit online and come up with a script big enough to be considered a full length movie?
? outta here
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lol Fundz has gotten soft yo n/h
*waits for that ? ? to post his pics with the finger waves* -
LMAO, yall ? shtoopid as hellThat ? stay posting the same pic but refuse to post the one where he's wearing chopper suit..
? taking myspace angle shots to appear smaller -
tell that ? take them shades off. Looks like that ? rockin a Notorious B.I.G lazy eye piece
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lmao tears of butter sauce *dead*
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AHAHAHAHHHAH @ the put your shirt back on ? ..
AHAHHAAH
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YOooooo this ? needs to be a comedian... Im dyin ova here!!
HR: There has also been some claims that U been taking Eggo Waffles as payment from patrons
Fundz: I thought they were gold dollar coins
HR: Fundz I don't know how to say this so I'll just come out with it. We are going to have to let U go.
Fundz: Cries tears of butter sauce...
ROFLMAO... -
*Ross voice*
"What did I do to deserve dis?????" -
lmaoooo cheeseburger alarm clock
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bruh this ? was actually funny LMAO
some of you mofos need a sitcom ASAP -
Fundz O' Plenty wrote: »*Ross voice*
"What did I do to deserve dis?????"
Nothing really.. I've done this to a few people on here.. I'm doing one of myself maybe tomorrow or Monday.. Just for the humor.. All love except for the one with Dr Funky.. He's really a ? .. -
death187sin wrote: »Nothing really.. I've done this to a few people on here.. I'm doing one of myself maybe tomorrow or Monday.. Just for the humor.. All love except for the one with Dr Funky.. He's really a ? ..
lol, all good fam... it was funny but you got a lot of time on your hands mayne.... ? was elaborate as ? . lol......
