A day in the life of FUNDZ O PLENTY at work>

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  • death187sin
    death187sin Members Posts: 6,098 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    Fundz O' Plenty wrote: »
    lol, all good fam... it was funny but you got a lot of time on your hands mayne.... ? was elaborate as ? . lol......

    Nah.. really part of a hobby I have is writing small sitcoms.. don't really know where to take it yet but I come up with ? rather quick.. sometimes it's a hit or miss.. depends..
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  • king hassan
    king hassan Members Posts: 22,739 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    I keep coming back to this ? , my co-workers giving me the "what you laughing @ look" lmao @ eating 2 breakfast
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  • bankrupt baller
    bankrupt baller Members Posts: 12,927 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    this ? had me dyin at work
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  • Funky Dr
    Funky Dr Banned Users Posts: 2,348 ✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    death187sin wrote: »
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    try some new material fatty magoo
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  • death187sin
    death187sin Members Posts: 6,098 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    Funky Dr wrote: »
    try some new material fatty magoo

    Your mom takes it up the ass for cereal bars..
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  • Funky Dr
    Funky Dr Banned Users Posts: 2,348 ✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    death187sin wrote: »
    Your mom takes it up the ass for cereal bars..

    you got the largest collection of Asian blow up dolls in the northern hemisphere
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  • thetruth391
    thetruth391 Members Posts: 2,367 ✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    funky you ? whack son. everytime i come in a thread and see your post i suddenly become ill with narcolepsy

    then i wake up to see like 2 or 3 more whack ass funky posts :(
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  • death187sin
    death187sin Members Posts: 6,098 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    Funky Dr wrote: »
    you got the largest collection of Asian blow up dolls in the northern hemisphere

    Ya sister is a Niagra Falls Crystal ? cracka ass broke junky ? ..
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  • konceptjones
    konceptjones Guests, Members, Writer, Content Producer Posts: 13,139 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited October 2010
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    Fundz: (Wrestles bag out his hand and pours syrup on his fries) ? sweet potatoes!


    ? ... I spit my Red Bull out after reading that ? . I just spent 10 minutes trying to clean my keyboard... then just replaced it
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  • death187sin
    death187sin Members Posts: 6,098 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    what ever happened to fundz.. I use to get a kick out of ? wit him.. n.h
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  • truth spitter
    truth spitter Members Posts: 3,845 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    this got me dyin
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  • king hassan
    king hassan Members Posts: 22,739 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    Why'd I just read this stupid ? again, i'm dying over here lmao
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  • I.B. Blackman
    I.B. Blackman Members Posts: 3,323 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    I remember being in TEARS reading this thread @ work..... My boss kept looking over his cubicle like WTF??!


    #ClassicShit.
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  • one_manshow
    one_manshow Members Posts: 4,591 ✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    Thought he was simping AK.....who is Simma?
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  • s0j0urner
    s0j0urner Members Posts: 1,876 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    one_manshow wrote: »
    Thought he was simping AK.....who is Simma?
    PimpMVP wrote: »
    Simma is a male poster by the way...
    every since that faithful day also known as the Du Day Massacre.... Fundz hasnt been seen again

    ^ ^
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  • s0j0urner
    s0j0urner Members Posts: 1,876 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    lol .
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  • Pond Scum
    Pond Scum Members Posts: 2,888 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    that email was real? good lord.

    wow. du and cap b going back and forth in that thread was hilarious though.
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  • CaliGuerillaBlazin
    CaliGuerillaBlazin Members Posts: 2,226 ✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    ROFL @ Du Day Massacre.

    Seriously we need archive this ? . Fiat, I'm looking at u ? .
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  • Young_Chitlin
    Young_Chitlin Members Posts: 23,852 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    ? sweet potatoes!
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  • blakfyahking
    blakfyahking Members Posts: 15,785 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    *dead* @ the throwback thread

    I miss Fundz :(
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  • 1of1
    1of1 Members Posts: 37,468 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    death187sin wrote: »
    (Cheese Burger Alarm clock rings)

    Fundz: (Gets out of bed, opens up the curtains to get a view of the Chinese store.

    News: (60 degrees outside and sunny)

    Fundz: Shiiiiit 60? that's my waist size..

    Fundz: Eats breakfast twice then goes to work as a cab dispatcher

    Fundz: Good morning yall! Coffee and donuts get here yet?

    Co-worker: Yes but everything is gone

    Fundz: ? U HAD BEST BE PLAYIN!

    Co-worker: No.. really! Everything is (Hey what are U doing)

    Fundz: What cho think ? ! I'm licking all the glaze off the desk.

    Co-worker: Dude!

    Fundz: Hold on my sugar must be getting low because I'm getting dizzy

    Co-worker: ? are U OKAY!?

    Fundz: Passes out

    Co-worker: We need a medic!!

    Co-worker again: Hmmmm.. I wonder if this Snicker will help.. Pops in in mouth

    Fundz: (Jumps up) I was just playing cuz!! Thanks for the Candy HA!

    Co-worker: Cancel the medic!

    Fundz: What's on the menu for the day?

    Co-worker: Well so far we have pick-up's down by the harbor and (interrupted)

    Fundz: ? I said menu.. meaning FOOD ? ! What specials did they fax over?!

    Co-worker: Well Fundz it's only 9:AM

    Fundz: ? I know that but I like eating brunch then lunch..

    Co-worker: Fundz your getting out of control..

    Phone rings: Cab customer

    Fundz: Hello

    Customer: Yes High I would like a taxi to (Interrupted)

    Fundz: Hold on.. (Shakes asthma pump and takes a double) continue

    Customer: Yes I would like a... I'm sorry but are U chewing something?

    Fundz: Sorry bout that.. Proceed.

    Customer: I need a taxi to (Interrupted)

    Fundz: (Screams) ? and U better not forget the syrup cups!

    Fundz again: I'm sorry maam, U were saying

    Customer: Sir I been trying to order my cab for 10 min and my temper is starting to increase

    Fundz: So is my blood pressure but U don see me getting all bent outta shape..

    Fundz again: Well I am kinda out of shape but that's besides the point.

    Customer: (Hangs up)

    Fundz: (Day dreaming)... Why yes, yes I will take U as my wife Mrs Butters-worth!

    Co-worker: Wake up Fundz we go a long day ahead of us

    Fundz: Brunch and lunch here yet?

    Co-worker: NO!

    Fundz: Wake me when it gets here..

    Co-worker: Fundz I'm serious. I can't do this by myself

    Fundz: Snoring..

    Co-worker: FUNDZ!

    Fundz: Sorry man.. All this weight made me narcoleptic.

    Deliver man walks in:

    Fundz: ? WHERE THE ? HAVE U BEEN?!

    Delivery man: Dude U only called 20 min ago

    Fundz: (Wrestles bag out his hand and pours syrup on his fries) ? sweet potatoes!

    Co-worker: YUK!

    Co-worker: WHAT THE HELL!?

    Fundz: What? I always splash honey mustard on myself

    Co-worker: Why?

    Fundz: Because it attracts bees..

    Co-worker: What?

    Fundz: Yes.. I like putting dead bees in my honey combs at breakfast which is twice a day.

    Co-worker: Vomits.. I can't do this Fundz.. I'm going to HR

    Fundz: HR... House of Ribs?

    Co-worker: No Idiot! Human Resources.

    HR: Fundz we have been getting allot of complaints about lunch bags coming up missing

    HR: There has also been some claims that U been taking Eggo Waffles as payment from patrons

    Fundz: I thought they were gold dollar coins

    HR: Fundz I don't know how to say this so I'll just come out with it. We are going to have to let U go.

    Fundz: Cries tears of butter sauce...

    Fundz: Can I gather my things

    HR: Yes but leave your uniform shirt.

    Fundz: Here..

    HR: ? ! Put it back on! Keep it.. PLEASE!

    Fundz: (Packs personals in multiple pizza boxes)

    Co-worker: Fumigates all 3 of Fundz chairs.

    Fundz: Takes the walk of shame to Dairy Queen..


    Just sad...

    Next story: "Dr Funky.. Man or ? "

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  • Mellow Hype
    Mellow Hype Members Posts: 916
    edited June 2011
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    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXNNksnxXMA
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  • BelovedAfeni
    BelovedAfeni Members Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    thats a movie script there
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  • deaththreats
    deaththreats Members Posts: 1,602 ✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    T/S burnt that dude Fundz O Plenty to a CRISP wit that story....? said syrup over the fries (sweet potatoes) *DEAD*
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  • fiat_money
    fiat_money Members Posts: 16,654 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    Shame how that ? went out in the end:

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