The Day Fundz O Plenty Betrayed DuSouljah
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The day started out like any other day, except there was something in the wood works that was about to be exposed. The other kids were picking on Fundz again, this time providing proof of his overwhelming ? love for men… an obsession if you will, matched only by blank man. Du caught wind of what was going down and decided to be nosey and jump into the middle of it, more confident of his new title, ‘Hall Monitor’.
Like moths to a flame, and fetuses to hangers, the kids decided to jump Du, as Fundz avoided them all day. Du took shots in the form of hooks, crosses, flying kicks, and uppercuts, the kids opting to swing for the fence, instead of setting him up with the jab.
All the while this was happening, Fundz watched from a distance, cowering behind a bush.
Before long, a man named Capital B walked up on the assault taking place and instead of getting his share of licks in, he opted instead to pull out his Desert Eagle, complete with ether laced, soul piercing bullets. He informed everyone to step back, pointed and fired. The bullet hit Du, his soul, & his shadow, splitting them apart and creating a trifecta of victims. Du pulled himself back together (blood stains in the form of ‘L’, littered the ground from where all three victims lay) and fought back, but with the sight of him weakened, everyone took shots, forcing him to retreat and live to fight another day. After everyone cleared out and only after it was safe, Fundz charged the site of the Du Day Massacre, knowing no one would be there to witness his bravery. He even camped out overnight, hoping someone would come along to test his gangsta.
The next day people asked Fundz why he didn’t help Du when he got jumped and all Fundz could say was that “mama taught me to fight my own battles.” The moral of this story is that if you’re being attacked, the best line of defense is to seek out the nearest bush and watch someone else take your ass whoopin’.
Like moths to a flame, and fetuses to hangers, the kids decided to jump Du, as Fundz avoided them all day. Du took shots in the form of hooks, crosses, flying kicks, and uppercuts, the kids opting to swing for the fence, instead of setting him up with the jab.
All the while this was happening, Fundz watched from a distance, cowering behind a bush.
Before long, a man named Capital B walked up on the assault taking place and instead of getting his share of licks in, he opted instead to pull out his Desert Eagle, complete with ether laced, soul piercing bullets. He informed everyone to step back, pointed and fired. The bullet hit Du, his soul, & his shadow, splitting them apart and creating a trifecta of victims. Du pulled himself back together (blood stains in the form of ‘L’, littered the ground from where all three victims lay) and fought back, but with the sight of him weakened, everyone took shots, forcing him to retreat and live to fight another day. After everyone cleared out and only after it was safe, Fundz charged the site of the Du Day Massacre, knowing no one would be there to witness his bravery. He even camped out overnight, hoping someone would come along to test his gangsta.
The next day people asked Fundz why he didn’t help Du when he got jumped and all Fundz could say was that “mama taught me to fight my own battles.” The moral of this story is that if you’re being attacked, the best line of defense is to seek out the nearest bush and watch someone else take your ass whoopin’.
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LMAO. Damn...just damn. Y'all got me over here literally CTFU with this ? and these GIFs, Mayne.
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That ? fundz did hit that corner mighty fast.
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damn.......
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Realk talk Fundz for that I am going to need you to stop repping the JETS please. It makes us all look bad. I ask as the official original Jets movement starter.
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Real talk though how you let that ? get SHARIEFED though.
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this ? ass ? gon hide from the thread again
"wow lol i finnaly made it"
you fat sad excuse for a manly ? -
Lmao @ thehonorable
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Real talk 10 bucks to the ? who makes that gif. Im dead ass...PM the paypal email.
I will be using it for the rest of my IC career... dope investment. -
lmao poor du....u thought u was tryna help and fundz threw u to the sharks and paddled off in his lifeboat
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Dee go to sleep... :-( You must be on break like me.
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LMAO Grundy needs to get on that gif asap
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Gotdamn... .. WallH & Grundy ,will ? yo whole equilibrium up...............
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The day started out like any other day, except there was something in the wood works that was about to be exposed. The other kids were picking on Fundz again, this time providing proof of his overwhelming ? love for men… an obsession if you will, matched only by blank man. Du caught wind of what was going down and decided to be nosey and jump into the middle of it, more confident of his new title, ‘Hall Monitor’.
Like moths to a flame, and fetuses to hangers, the kids decided to jump Du, as Fundz avoided them all day. Du took shots in the form of hooks, crosses, flying kicks, and uppercuts, the kids opting to swing for the fence, instead of setting him up with the jab.
All the while this was happening, Fundz watched from a distance, cowering behind a bush.
Before long, a man named Capital B walked up on the assault taking place and instead of getting his share of licks in, he opted instead to pull out his Desert Eagle, complete with ether laced, soul piercing bullets. He informed everyone to step back, pointed and fired. The bullet hit Du, his soul, & his shadow, splitting them apart and creating a trifecta of victims. Du pulled himself back together (blood stains in the form of ‘L’, littered the ground from where all three victims lay) and fought back, but with the sight of him weakened, everyone took shots, forcing him to retreat and live to fight another day. After everyone cleared out and only after it was safe, Fundz charged the site of the Du Day Massacre, knowing no one would be there to witness his bravery. He even camped out overnight, hoping someone would come along to test his gangsta.
The next day people asked Fundz why he didn’t help Du when he got jumped and all Fundz could say was that “mama taught me to fight my own battles.” The moral of this story is that if you’re being attacked, the best line of defense is to seek out the nearest bush and watch someone else take your ass whoopin’.
ROFL, this is hellarious.. -
QB DEE clear your inbox please ma'am, thank you kindly
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Du got involved because tommy sent a shot at all those dmv ? and du caught a stray so he felt he had to go in... Big mistake.
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GOAT thread harrison
btw both them dudes are lame as ? anyway -
Lol dayum my ? Fundz was hidden like Vietnamese in trees covered in leaves.
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the least ? could do is sign my cast..... -
what happened within a matter of months...
? was all good just a (few) week(s) ago
now it seem like dude dodging the forum
It seemed like everyone luved this Du guy,,he even had an appreciation week,,,everyone had him as an avi,,,now that luv,,,or pure mockery.
I member the "post styles" thread. Du got the best description.
Now dude becomes a mod and everyone hates him..talk about legend of the falloffs,,,what happened folks???
can i get a recap of how the mighty have fallen,,,cuz it seem like dude is jus a punching bag now,,,he is a jamal,a ja rule of sorts,a betz,a mistaphilz,an orbital fetus -
Smh @ FUNDZ, SIMPNin while PIMPin going in on yo Brothren is not whats in.
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wooooow
and heads called me out...this ? here...lol
but its all good
other than the disgust of having to witness a ? explain himself
like a slave wearing new boots.…..no Glory -
DU's a martyr......his death was for the people....whether they appreciated it or not....
i've kept a close eye on those who showed faith throughout, and those who have turned their backs at the first sign of persecution....none will be forgotten...all will be judged...
fundz played the perfect peter....dude might have denied his allegiance at the time of the battle....but he will be the one to spread thew truth in my absence......
it was all predicted -
? better go check what happened yesterday.
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wooooow
and heads called me out...this ? here...lol
but its all good
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