5 ways a chick can instantly get chopped.
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@My_nameaintearl
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Men aren't as desperate as so many of you ladies seem to believe. We got high standards and you have to meet those before you can enter the halls of our harems, baby. Lemme show you what I mean...
1. Fat. (now to be honest, this isn't going to be on everybody's list. but it's on mine and you should respect my individuality, no ? . I like to pick a girl up and bang her against the wall when I'm ? , and I don't want to have to get out the stud finder (no ? ) so I don't lose the security deposit on my penthouse suite.)
2. Broke. (i realize this is next to impossible, but if you can't break bread, where am I supposed to spread my butter, baby?)
3. Unable to carry on an ADULT conversation. (i don't watch Jersey Shore, you overgrown child. tell me about your stock portfolio, your opinion of postmodern philosophy, and the last time you voted.)
4. Pregnant. (and by pregnant i mean you've either got a giant baby-shaped tumor growing in you or you've got X number of little ? children circling around you like mewling puppies. i'm not a walking orphanage.)
5. Surrounded by friends, male or female. (it's bad enough I got your broke fat ass judging me and my revenue stream, I don't need to be court martialed by the cast of Fat Sex & the City. and if you run with hella males, I'm not fooled, miss. I know you keep these sexless simps around to boost your ego, and this comet ain't getting in that orbit, baby.)
Fellas, share your lists. And for ? sakes, keep it classy. This is a gentleman's thread, nh.
1. Fat. (now to be honest, this isn't going to be on everybody's list. but it's on mine and you should respect my individuality, no ? . I like to pick a girl up and bang her against the wall when I'm ? , and I don't want to have to get out the stud finder (no ? ) so I don't lose the security deposit on my penthouse suite.)
2. Broke. (i realize this is next to impossible, but if you can't break bread, where am I supposed to spread my butter, baby?)
3. Unable to carry on an ADULT conversation. (i don't watch Jersey Shore, you overgrown child. tell me about your stock portfolio, your opinion of postmodern philosophy, and the last time you voted.)
4. Pregnant. (and by pregnant i mean you've either got a giant baby-shaped tumor growing in you or you've got X number of little ? children circling around you like mewling puppies. i'm not a walking orphanage.)
5. Surrounded by friends, male or female. (it's bad enough I got your broke fat ass judging me and my revenue stream, I don't need to be court martialed by the cast of Fat Sex & the City. and if you run with hella males, I'm not fooled, miss. I know you keep these sexless simps around to boost your ego, and this comet ain't getting in that orbit, baby.)
Fellas, share your lists. And for ? sakes, keep it classy. This is a gentleman's thread, nh.
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1. Boring sex game.......... meaning i feel like im always initiating ? .
2. Cant hold a good conversation that's text, and in person.
3. Awful mom.... if you put some ? before your motherly duties i cant ? with you.
4. no drive to better yourself.
5. ya head skills are awful... im sorry but i gotta 86 you . -
Lmao...okay okay, I should of made my post for the
males & females. But y'all do so much complaining about
the females already. -
But y'all do so much complaining about
the females already.
This isn't complaints. That's like saying the qualifications for a job are complaints. If you ain't qualified, you aren't getting hired here at My ? & Co. -
@My_nameaintearl wrote: »This isn't complaints. That's like saying the qualifications for a job are complaints. If you ain't qualified, you aren't getting hired here at My ? & Co.
^LOL.....well played -
5 ways a man can get chopped!
1. Broke/ convict criminal
2. Too many kids
3. A man ?
4. Weak sex game
5. Stupid noisey ass moma lmao -
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Lesbian or Has Been Lesbian. Miss Me With That ?
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1) Trying to change me -( I hate that ? , I got no tattoos so when i hear this line " I think you would look supersexy with a tatto " or "you should get my name" Your getting cut
2) Not being able to drive -( If you dont have your own car, dont expect me to be playing taxi
3) Ex-man as a friend ( this is ? no no!)
4) Bestfriend is a ? ( If got to see her and deal with her while dealing with you she better not be a ?
5) Emotional - I dont got time to listen to your problems -
3) Ex-man as a friend ( this is ? no no!)
there is the jerry and elaine clause, tho