So I got a part time job working at an adult video store

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lordhonka2
lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
edited September 2011 in For The Grown & Sexy
thing is was never a fan of porn cause its only cool for about 10 min.
then its like they still doing this.
now i never want to see it
the other day i reading a book at the counter and forgot where i was just totally forgot where i worked untill
i was interupted by the sounds of some random movie playing from the video booths in the back.

i have learned some things working thier though
i have listed them and in no particular order

1 if you look at the eyes of the chicks on the cover of a porno you can clearly see the abscence of a soul
2. this ? is truley addictive there are people who come there every to days to RENT new porn and they have had accounts at this store
since 1990......1990
3. ? dudes look like regular dudes and
3.1 ? been ? for a long time dude came in and went to ? section he was old enought to be my dad I'm 30
4. alot of older couples in to porn. sold 4 movies to an old black couple they was like 55 or older
5. There are some men who would rather go to video booths than go home its sad
6. porn is alot like marijuana it bring people from differnt walks of life to the same place
7. ? women + porn store = :)
8. ? dudes + porn store = :(
9 cuckold stuff is real..... real ? . my boss who is a ? says it a ? set up to get straight guys to do ? ? dudes come in to the store with bad ? leave with dudes and chick come back week later renting ? porn
10 two sexy lesbians is holy grail type ? .
11. there are women who really like to come to place like this and sit in front of a glory hole however 50% of them only look like women and the others are ugly and have no self asteem

learned alot more but felt like this was enough

the place is 24 hours 3rd shift friday night is at the same time great and disgusting
i dont touch ? in the store i bring my own sanitizer and lysol

ask question i will share all that i have seen

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  • playmaker88
    playmaker88 Members Posts: 67,905 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    So did your boss initiate you.. i heard anywhere in the time frame of 3 months at the beginning of your job you will get initiated..

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  • lamontbdc
    lamontbdc Members Posts: 18,824 ✭✭✭✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    gotta bring your own sanitizer and lysol to that spot
  • phantom0900
    phantom0900 Members Posts: 1,313 ✭✭
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    whats the most common type of porn sold, and do you see trends with certain demographics, like black folks buy big ? ? porn, and white folks buy ? ? ?
  • dreadlock rasta
    dreadlock rasta Members Posts: 1,322 ✭✭
    edited June 2011
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    you should be gettin at all dem freak ?
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @ playmaker88 nah i thought it would be wierd working for him at first. first ? dude ( openly ? dude) that i had worked with or for but you know what he cool its wierd cause he like a Karamo ? ( mtv real world black ? dude from early 2000 imma old head) he watch basket ball foot ball fight ? and before he was out he made like five babies. na if any thing i appreciate him cause he told them ? (his words) that if they come at the employees wrong he gonna ? them up. ? got mind control on soft ass ? cause they come in the store and shut fuckk up. they scaired of him.
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @ phantom. you gonna think im make this up to be funny but the top selling/ rental for blacks is this month are the porn parodies i.e. barbarshop, chappele show and any thing that has the word ?

    white people ? varies they got a hole spectrum but you bet money that we gonna rent/sell every thing that evil angel put out oh and white people looooove black porn

    the thing that is the most disturbing is we keep a heavy amount of ? porn in rotation. the managers wont even put in the ? section he made a seperate section im like why its ? and he like na only "straight dude rent it "
  • jay83
    jay83 Members Posts: 5,490 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    How many preachers and professors come through?
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @ dreadlock them ? be thirsty..... i dont fuckem tho getting married in a couple months. I talkem out they clothes or or getem to kiss each other or put my homeboys on
  • phantom0900
    phantom0900 Members Posts: 1,313 ✭✭
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    @ phantom. you gonna think im make this up to be funny but the top selling/ rental for blacks is this month are the porn parodies i.e. barbarshop, chappele show and any thing that has the word ?

    white people ? varies they got a hole spectrum but you bet money that we gonna rent/sell every thing that evil angel put out oh and white people looooove black porn

    the thing that is the most disturbing is we keep a heavy amount of ? porn in rotation. the managers wont even put in the ? section he made a seperate section im like why its ? and he like na only "straight dude rent it "

    Im not surprised by none of this. I saw a good times parody porn, that ? was stupid funny so i could see those being big sellers, along with white folks dickriding us literally.

    That ? ? dont surprise me either TBH, the way folks talk on this board, and on other boards, which arent hip hop or black culuture based, ? ? is gonna be like ? ? and way more acceptable in about 3 years..
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    jay83 wrote: »
    How many preachers and professors come through?

    I know one professor and I lie to you not the church i go to one of the members of the band comes through Its hard to have some say this as a christian cause i really aint got no business in thier either but these folk come in there on sunday after noon with they church clothes on. go a couple doctors come through and i lie to you not some body called asking do we carry some ? series form the church phone came up on the caller id
  • DatNiggaB1
    DatNiggaB1 Members Posts: 6,066 ✭✭✭
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    Ayo B.......Lily Thai still making porn? aint watched no porn in a while but that chick got any new ? out.......Asian ? does it for me.
  • BelovedAfeni
    BelovedAfeni Members Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    that ? in NY?
    42nd used to be full of them
  • Mr Popo
    Mr Popo Members Posts: 3,289 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    So your store has a glory hole??
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DatNiggaB1 wrote: »
    Ayo B.......Lily Thai still making porn? aint watched no porn in a while but that chick got any new ? out.......Asian ? does it for me.

    they be checkin for asa akira and this hybrid ? named diamond sking <- thats really her porn name
  • dreadlock rasta
    dreadlock rasta Members Posts: 1,322 ✭✭
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    @ dreadlock them ? be thirsty..... i dont fuckem tho getting married in a couple months. I talkem out they clothes or or getem to kiss each other or put my homeboys on

    word, word, thats whats up on all parts.....I hope u love her tho, to be gettin married and ? .....
  • BelovedAfeni
    BelovedAfeni Members Posts: 8,647 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    u gonna get numb to that ? after awhile
    hope u aint got the night shift
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Mr Popo wrote: »
    So your store has a glory hole??

    so its 8 or 9 stalls i forget and at leas 6 stall share a wall with a hole in it
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    u gonna get numb to that ? after awhile
    hope u aint got the night shift

    already numb i been there 6months you seem like you know you worked at one before
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    word, word, thats whats up on all parts.....I hope u love her tho, to be gettin married and ? .....

    "to love a woman is to roll the dice" but i you dont take risk you cant win big. you know what i dont have a single doubt about getting married at all
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    deadeye wrote: »
    Surprised places like that still exist considering how easy it is to get porn on the internet.

    well we sell adult toys and womens clothes but you know once you go to a porn site anybody who has acces to your ip address can tell where you have been on the net its all stored somewhere.. you can by porn with cash and through it away when u done
  • dreadlock rasta
    dreadlock rasta Members Posts: 1,322 ✭✭
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    "to love a woman is to roll the dice" but i you dont take risk you cant win big. you know what i dont have a single doubt about getting married at all

    Word...Well congrats bredren

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  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    just bumbpin for the lunch time crowd
  • Mr.LV
    Mr.LV Members Posts: 14,089 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    @ phantom. you gonna think im make this up to be funny but the top selling/ rental for blacks is this month are the porn parodies i.e. barbarshop, chappele show and any thing that has the word ?

    white people ? varies they got a hole spectrum but you bet money that we gonna rent/sell every thing that evil angel put out oh and white people looooove black porn

    the thing that is the most disturbing is we keep a heavy amount of ? porn in rotation. the managers wont even put in the ? section he made a seperate section im like why its ? and he like na only "straight dude rent it "
    that white people like black porn could hold some truth cause my coworker who is white has a son with a white women looks at black on black porn or black Guy on Hispanic or white women I've never question him on this because he be on his iPhone looking at it on spankwire and he show me a few videos and is always a black dude plowing some chick out.
  • deaththreats
    deaththreats Members Posts: 1,602 ✭✭
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    So did your boss initiate you.. i heard anywhere in the time frame of 3 months at the beginning of your job you will get initiated..

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    ** DEAD ** .....? pouring gas EARLY in the thread