So I got a part time job working at an adult video store

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  • 5th Letter
    5th Letter Members, Moderators, Writer Posts: 37,068 Regulator
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    what made you wanna work there?
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  • dalyricalbandit
    dalyricalbandit Members, Moderators Posts: 67,918 Regulator
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    Crazy as place to work at lol
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  • IceManKam
    IceManKam Members Posts: 2,934 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    You ever get porn stars coming in for DVD signings or the like?
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  • northside7
    northside7 Members Posts: 25,739 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    thing is was never a fan of porn cause its only cool for about 10 min.
    then its like they still doing this.
    now i never want to see it
    the other day i reading a book at the counter and forgot where i was just totally forgot where i worked untill
    i was interupted by the sounds of some random movie playing from the video booths in the back.

    i have learned some things working thier though
    i have listed them and in no particular order

    1 if you look at the eyes of the chicks on the cover of a porno you can clearly see the abscence of a soul


    Idk bout that, a lot of these chicks enjoy doing porn. Seen enough covers with chicks happy as ? but I have seen some porn chicks who look soulless.

    A chick be looking banging, 2-3 years later she's run down looking drug' out. While others still looking top notch...
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  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    jamacia wrote: »
    what made you wanna work there?

    need some extra money and real flexible hours

    dont get me wrong i work 8 hours nights and all i do is watch tv it an extra 180 ever weeek i didn have before
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  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Ksmart wrote: »
    You ever get porn stars coming in for DVD signings or the like?

    na owner has to approve that and he a dead beat owner i been there six months and i have never seen him manager does everthing and like i said he aint realy checkin for the top notch female entertainment. had some back page hoes come through and strip does that count?
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  • lordhonka2
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    northside7 wrote: »
    Idk bout that, a lot of these chicks enjoy doing porn. Seen enough covers with chicks happy as ? but I have seen some porn chicks who look soulless.

    A chick be looking banging, 2-3 years later she's run down looking drug' out. While others still looking top notch...

    you cant look at the phot shoot stuff on the fron cover flipp it over and look at they eyes they dead inside most of them anyway
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  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    One of the most disturbing porno we got is called diaper fantasy where dudes want to dress in a diaper have a women play mommy and then fukem in the ass with a ?

    that one has never ben rented though.

    If you ever get the chance watch the behind the scence of any belladona movie that ? is insane like she really needs help
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  • usmarin3
    usmarin3 Members Posts: 38,013 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Who the ? is buying porn in 2011? SMH

    ? never heard of torrents or tube sites?
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  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    the worst part about the job is the back where he video boths are there are some dudes who hang around back thier for housr waintin on other dudes.

    and there is this one guy im serioulsy thinking about telling his wife he sucking dudes off in the back. this ? a got a newborn and be stoppin by the store on the way home from work. its disgusting
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  • lordhonka2
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    usmarin3 wrote: »
    Who the ? is buying porn in 2011? SMH

    ? never heard of torrents or tube sites?

    most of the people who know about that stuff come in for toys or condoms or ? and end up buying or renting something. unno i immage its hard to find the different strokes parody entire movie online edit: never mind its not

    how bout the manager got some reprints of the freaks ? 's and flows from early 2000 sold out in 8 hours
    there is a market for older black porn
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  • northside7
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    One of the most disturbing porno we got is called diaper fantasy where dudes want to dress in a diaper have a women play mommy and then fukem in the ass with a ?

    that one has never ben rented though.

    If you ever get the chance watch the behind the scence of any belladona movie that ? is insane like she really needs help

    @bold, seen 1 vid with her. She's likes geting skull ? and throat ? ?

    I'm guessing your store has those "? my skull" "Throat Gaggers" & "Throat ? " DVDs...
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  • goodlookinout
    goodlookinout Members Posts: 5,302 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Your job is Goat/Woat. Aye u ever see any customers away from work and they be tryna play it off like they don't know u lol. Like the ? that be in the store 3 or 4 nights a week faithfully Lmao.
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  • usmarin3
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    One of my homeboys was driving by a porn shop when he was in his high school when he saw one of his teachers, he yelled his name out and honked the horn. lmfao
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  • Mr Popo
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    so its 8 or 9 stalls i forget and at leas 6 stall share a wall with a hole in it

    So the chicks that work the glory holes, are they just random women that come in there that want to try it out
    Or is it the same ones everytime
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  • bootcheese3000
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    be honest nikka--you the ? mop bwoy! you just go to the gloryhole/peep show booths and mop up all the ? and nut off the floors homie!!!! :D

    1 thing i have been told by females that go to these shops is that the majority of men that are in there that head to the back as soon as they see women in the store INSTANTLY run back to the rear!

    i'm afraid to know the answer, but what the ? is a cuckold?
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  • Jesus Jackson
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    That sounds like a real cool part-time gig... Seriously, I wouldn't mind working in a porn shop.

    On a sidenote, has this spot ever got robbed at gunpoint? Just curious.
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  • bootcheese3000
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    One of the most disturbing porno we got is called diaper fantasy where dudes want to dress in a diaper have a women play mommy and then fukem in the ass with a ?

    that one has never ben rented though.

    If you ever get the chance watch the behind the scence of any belladona movie that ? is insane like she really needs help

    yeah she does, she hates that ? . i think she used to be a mormon or something.

    Belladonna

    “I like to hide — hide everything, you know?... And I'm not happy... I don't like myself at all... My whole entire body feels it when I'm doing it and... I feel so — so gross.”
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  • cobbland
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    One of the most disturbing porno we got is called diaper fantasy where dudes want to dress in a diaper have a women play mommy and then fukem in the ass with a ?

    that one has never ben rented though.

    If you ever get the chance watch the behind the scence of any belladona movie that ? is insane like she really needs help

    LOL.

    One flick she did she had a baseball bat in her ass.
    SMH.

    She dedicated though.
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  • Bwoahmizzee
    Bwoahmizzee Members Posts: 6,962 ✭✭✭
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    people actually by porn ?

    I thought everybody just watched it for free like me

    l
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  • northside7
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    bootcheese3000 wrote: »
    yeah she does, she hates that ? . i think she used to be a mormon or something.

    Belladonna

    “I like to hide — hide everything, you know?... And I'm not happy... I don't like myself at all... My whole entire body feels it when I'm doing it and... I feel so — so gross.”


    I bet she doesn't feel gross collecting them $800-$1300 checks or cash payments.
    One flick she did she had a baseball bat in her ass

    A black Louisville slugger? I cant ? with that ? stuff, chick's bootyhole screaming "stop" while she's saying "put it deeper"..
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  • Iheart~Cali
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    Most interesting non-academic post I've read in a while. I actually read the whole thing.
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  • lordhonka2
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    northside7 wrote: »
    @bold, seen 1 vid with her. She's likes geting skull ? and throat ? ?

    I'm guessing your store has those "? my skull" "Throat Gaggers" & "Throat ? " DVDs...

    yeah and we have every meatholes ( precusor to ghetto gaggers and ? abuse )
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  • Trill Gate$
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    usmarin3 wrote: »
    One of my homeboys was driving by a porn shop when he was in his high school when he saw one of his teachers, he yelled his name out and honked the horn. lmfao

    LMAO! Did he tell everybody at school about this?
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  • lordhonka2
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    Mr Popo wrote: »
    So the chicks that work the glory holes, are they just random women that come in there that want to try it out
    Or is it the same ones everytime

    well i only been there six months but these two chicks came in and wanted to see what it was bout next thing you know its ? buying condoms and lined at the both they where across from. black chicks too and then there is a dude who brings his wife in and lets her get loose
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