So I got a part time job working at an adult video store

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  • bootcheese3000
    bootcheese3000 Members Posts: 1,858 ✭✭✭
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    Iheart~Cali wrote: »
    Most interesting non-academic post I've read in a while. I actually read the whole thing.

    that's because it's your kinda bag baby!!!!

    came here to see if they carry your flicks or are those just interweb features?
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  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    goodlookinout wrote: »
    Your job is Goat/Woat. Aye u ever see any customers away from work and they be tryna play it off like they don't know u lol. Like the ? that be in the store 3 or 4 nights a week faithfully Lmao.

    yeah dude that goes to my church dude that works at my regular job he came in with a bad ? tho so he get a pass couple of other people thing is we see each other and act like that whole place dont exist
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  • opiie562
    opiie562 Members Posts: 962 ✭✭
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    props on getting a job. i'm looking for a 2nd job part time
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  • SupremeMagnetic
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    kai_valya wrote: »
    interesting thread. dont know if this was already answered, but how did u get the job in the first place. and is there actual sex going on in the booths/gloryholes? are the employees supposed to stop it.

    unrelated, but i saw a clip on tv of some guy burning down an adult bookstore after doing his business in the booth cuz he felt guilty for sinning, it was hilarious, couldn't find the clip tho. you ever run into the conflicted ones, like they believe that porn and all that ? is evil yet they still partake?

    i didnt know it was legal to have a place like that
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  • lordhonka2
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    bootcheese3000 wrote: »
    be honest nikka--you the ? mop bwoy! you just go to the gloryhole/peep show booths and mop up all the ? and nut off the floors homie!!!! :D

    1 thing i have been told by females that go to these shops is that the majority of men that are in there that head to the back as soon as they see women in the store INSTANTLY run back to the rear!

    i'm afraid to know the answer, but what the ? is a cuckold?

    na its a dude that cleans up in the morning ? come in with a throw away haz matt suit and the joints you put over you boots we dont have to clean the back cause he get there at 7 in the morning .

    na its crazy right cause i love it when ? come in cause its the same dude over and over in ther i know there names like its cheers. *? come in store * me hey chris you watch the game
    chris - yeah lebrons wack
    me * under my breath ? you in a porn store 3rd day in a row* yeah i hate lebron

    cuckhold is when a man get another man( usually black ) to ? his wife infront of him
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  • lordhonka2
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    Jesus Jackson wrote: »
    That sounds like a real cool part-time gig... Seriously, I wouldn't mind working in a porn shop.

    On a sidenote, has this spot ever got robbed at gunpoint? Just curious.

    yeah two month before i got the job now we got 17 cameras and i gott buzz you into the store but since the last time the cops come and chill in the parking lot a bunch

    its 24 hours but here the crazyiest thing the dudes who come in and look like they will murder everybody be same ? sharing a booth with the next dude
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  • lordhonka2
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    cash_flow wrote: »
    LMAO! Did he tell everybody at school about this?

    na that ? wasnt his wife so i wasnt there and he wasnt ther we just see each other nod
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  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    kai_valya wrote: »
    interesting thread. dont know if this was already answered, but how did u get the job in the first place. and is there actual sex going on in the booths/gloryholes? are the employees supposed to stop it.

    unrelated, but i saw a clip on tv of some guy burning down an adult bookstore after doing his business in the booth cuz he felt guilty for sinning, it was hilarious, couldn't find the clip tho. you ever run into the conflicted ones, like they believe that porn and all that ? is evil yet they still partake?

    well i applied at every service station along that rode because they are all 24 hours and i need a wierd schedule i was on my way home and i was like i need this money so imma give it a shot and i got the job.
    some of the time they come in an cant look a ? in the eye then they just put they head down and go to the back

    oh and yeah there is sex going on but i cant see it so it aint happing now if they do it in the hallway where the camera is i through everybody out the store and threaten to call the police
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  • lordhonka2
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    SupremeMagnetic wrote: »
    i didnt know it was legal to have a place like that

    its not illegal cause all we do is sell movies if ? share a both with a women or man its not technically illegal
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  • lordhonka2
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    we are 3 mile from a very wealth neighborhood and they be bringing they girlfriend and protitutes in there ? the
    i gott admit if its a bad ? and i can see them on the camer i dont say ?
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  • jasonwllms55
    jasonwllms55 Members Posts: 810 ✭✭
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    what city and state is this place in?
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  • it's me bi***es
    it's me bi***es Members Posts: 1,413 ✭✭✭
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    Crazy ? ! Idk if i could work there with all them ? and crosdressers but keep them stories coming...
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  • @My_nameaintearl
    @My_nameaintearl Banned Users Posts: 2,609 ✭✭
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    How you going to church and working in a ? shop? Is this one of those Christian hypocrisy things where you're just going to do whatever you want and then say "I am forgiven!" later on when your money is up?
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  • BigBallsNoWorries
    BigBallsNoWorries Members Posts: 5,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    MY ? u got the golden ticket
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  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    @My_nameaintearl wrote: »
    How you going to church and working in a ? shop? Is this one of those Christian hypocrisy things where you're just going to do whatever you want and then say "I am forgiven!" later on when your money is up?

    na i acknowledge that im wrong and that i shouldnt be there.
    its wierd cause ill be in the middle of all that praying that my soul is safe

    im actually planing on writing a book called prayin in the porn store (its a rough title)

    i dont try to justify it all i can do is pray for forgivness and hope ? dont forget me
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  • lordhonka2
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    jasonwllms55 wrote: »
    what city and state is this place in?

    it n NC that all i can say
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  • @My_nameaintearl
    @My_nameaintearl Banned Users Posts: 2,609 ✭✭
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    na i acknowledge that im wrong and that i shouldnt be there.
    its wierd cause ill be in the middle of all that praying that my soul is safe

    im actually planing on writing a book called prayin in the porn store (its a rough title)

    i dont try to justify it all i can do is pray for forgivness and hope ? dont forget me

    so just like I said, you're gonna do it and say you're forgiven later

    why don't you just leave? is a little money more important than obeying your cosmic lord and master?

    see this is why i don't ? with you people.
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  • lordhonka2
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    its a lot of complexities that take place in that store its crazy

    yo one the most crazy thing ive seen had nothing to do with porn there are people who come in and by this ? call rush and amsterdam they are like liquid incense and i dont know what they do but its a dude that comes in and you can tell it is fuking up his brain.

    then there are the people who come in to buy whippets ( i think they are heilium ) and apparently you get high and you can tell its fukin people up

    oh and there is a deaf lady whose boyfried beat her in the store ( wasnt there that day ) I think he is using here for her disabilty and pimping her out i banned them from the store
    that ? bothered me.
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  • lordhonka2
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    @My_nameaintearl wrote: »
    so just like I said, you're gonna do it and say you're forgiven later

    why don't you just leave? is a little money more important than obeying your cosmic lord and master?

    see this is why i don't ? with you people.

    you want me to go back and forth with you about this but that the great thing about christianity YOU cant decide weather im right or wrong.

    there is a conflict i acknowledge that ill pray i ask for forgivness and if ? grants it thats fine i think you are sad. if i feel forgiven you would rather i not
    thats sad im not gonna respond to you after this cause it gonna turn this thread into so race and religion belief and i would just rather agree to disagre
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  • lordhonka2
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    Young-Ice wrote: »
    A really really good movie could be written with this idea.

    Main character working at a porn store = GOAT summer block buster

    im writing a book
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  • @My_nameaintearl
    @My_nameaintearl Banned Users Posts: 2,609 ✭✭
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    you want me to go back and forth with you about this but that the great thing about christianity YOU cant decide weather im right or wrong.
    You already admitted that what you're doing is wrong according to Christian ethics.
    there is a conflict i acknowledge that ill pray i ask for forgivness and if ? grants it thats fine i think you are sad. if i feel forgiven you would rather i not
    thats sad im not gonna respond to you after this cause it gonna turn this thread into so race and religion belief and i would just rather agree to disagre
    My problem is that religious people like you are unreliable hypocrites who do whatever they please and then pretend that they have a revelatory morality that's superior to anyone else's because it comes from a magical man in the sky.

    Get money. It's clearly your master. And you can't serve two. Ain't that right?
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  • lordhonka2
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    you guys got any other questions

    i want to keep going but i dont know what you want to know about
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  • twizza 77
    twizza 77 Members Posts: 4,201 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I thought working at a porn store. Then I got thinking, if I have to stock ? /? porn on the shelves i'd probably would quit. lol
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  • Purr
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    dope ......
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  • 1of1
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    Mr Popo wrote: »
    So your store has a glory hole??
    LMAO I got this far and lost it......
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