So I got a part time job working at an adult video store

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  • fuc_i_look_like
    fuc_i_look_like Members Posts: 9,190 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    deadeye wrote: »
    Surprised places like that still exist considering how easy it is to get porn on the internet.

    That's what I was thinkin too.
  • DatNiggaB1
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    ? interesting thread........


    I just wonder how clean is this place of work?

    And have you been propositioned by a fyne ass chick?
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    DatNiggaB1 wrote: »
    ? interesting thread........


    I just wonder how clean is this place of work?

    And have you been propositioned by a fyne ass chick?

    the guy that come in to clean cleans everthing thorougly I dont have to deal with any of that nasty stuff
    and when im there i wash my hands constatly and in between i sanatize lol when i first got there i would spray lysol on everything and the other employees would look at me like i was crazy not they do the same thing i dont know if all that is necessary but why risk it

    yeah man it been some bad chick come through but it always more dudes than men so when women especially good lookin women come in i do what it takes to have long coversation with them but i dont holla and usually bring up in the convo that im getting married soon. Used to be this bad chick that would come in with her girls from one of the local colleges. man she used to put pressure on a ? but i couldnt do and she stop coming
  • edwardnigma
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    WOW I never knew this kinda ? went on. COTDAYUM ! That ? is ? disgusting B!? ? wow, theres all types of aids in that ? booth....man I couldn't work there....Question, broads who work at porn shops....r they sucking ? in the back? How would you react if your co worker was doing this lol....Yo son, ? ain't a place you should work at for too long, but I aint one to judge do u, wow
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    WOW I never knew this kinda ? went on. COTDAYUM ! That ? is ? disgusting B!? ? wow, theres all types of aids in that ? booth....man I couldn't work there....Question, broads who work at porn shops....r they sucking ? in the back? How would you react if your co worker was doing this lol....Yo son, ? ain't a place you should work at for too long, but I aint one to judge do u, wow

    our sister store a few miles away have more women work there and they all fine but they talk ? to them ? dudes especially the married ones. I dont know them chicks and the reason there was an opening at my stote is cause one of them moved to the other store but im willing to be they were not ? them dudes. now when women come in some of hte male employees will take them in the back room and smash especially on third shift . 3:30 in the morning u and one thirsty ? chick who came to but a ? i mean if where a weaker man i would. Lol last week one of the employees took to chicks to the back and broke the sink in the employee bathroom. He was all it wasnt me mangager was like ? you on camera it coming out of your check.

    the manager who is ? ironically had to fire and employee who was ? cause he would leave the frondesk to go in the back with the ? patrons this was a couple of years ago though

    most women wont work at a store like mine they its prolly not safe why would they when they could work at like adam and eve or one of those more classy establishments

    na this aint no career move im trying to pay off everything for my honeymoon and extra wedding expenses. I got 2 months left
  • Trollio
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    lysol this thread
  • deaththreats
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    The Hacker wrote: »
    lysol this thread

    LOL ......funny ?
  • Bwoahmizzee
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    WOW I never knew this kinda ? went on. COTDAYUM ! That ? is ? disgusting B!? ? wow, theres all types of aids in that ? booth....man I couldn't work there....Question, broads who work at porn shops....r they sucking ? in the back? How would you react if your co worker was doing this lol....Yo son, ? ain't a place you should work at for too long, but I aint one to judge do u, wow

    yo!

    lmao @ the bolded

    this thread is too funny

    * goes back to reading*
  • HustleTree
    HustleTree Members Posts: 2,526 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Great Thread !!


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  • kahhh-pri
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    thing is was never a fan of porn cause its only cool for about 10 min.
    then its like they still doing this.
    now i never want to see it
    the other day i reading a book at the counter and forgot where i was just totally forgot where i worked untill
    i was interupted by the sounds of some random movie playing from the video booths in the back.

    i have learned some things working thier though
    i have listed them and in no particular order

    1 if you look at the eyes of the chicks on the cover of a porno you can clearly see the abscence of a soul
    2. this ? is truley addictive there are people who come there every to days to RENT new porn and they have had accounts at this store
    since 1990......1990
    3. ? dudes look like regular dudes and
    3.1 ? been ? for a long time dude came in and went to ? section he was old enought to be my dad I'm 30
    4. alot of older couples in to porn. sold 4 movies to an old black couple they was like 55 or older
    5. There are some men who would rather go to video booths than go home its sad
    6. porn is alot like marijuana it bring people from differnt walks of life to the same place
    7. ? women + porn store = :)
    8. ? dudes + porn store = :(
    9 cuckold stuff is real..... real ? . my boss who is a ? says it a ? set up to get straight guys to do ? ? dudes come in to the store with bad ? leave with dudes and chick come back week later renting ? porn
    10 two sexy lesbians is holy grail type ? .
    11. there are women who really like to come to place like this and sit in front of a glory hole however 50% of them only look like women and the others are ugly and have no self asteem

    learned alot more but felt like this was enough

    the place is 24 hours 3rd shift friday night is at the same time great and disgusting
    i dont touch ? in the store i bring my own sanitizer and lysol

    ask question i will share all that i have seen

    The first and only time ive been to an adult video store I was completely wasted. I cant remember anything but laughing at all the crazy video covers and toys.
  • death187sin
    death187sin Members Posts: 6,098 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    usmarin3 wrote: »
    Who the ? is buying porn in 2011? SMH

    ? never heard of torrents or tube sites?

    SMH... This is so true..
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    I knew it was gonn be a wierd place to work my first day on the job these things happen within in 35 min

    i get there at 4 because im gonna start training on the register with manager cause well i had never used one and it not really a register its a computer before we start he say look imma let you know somthing cause you gonna hear me talking to alot of people in hear and I dont want to scare away from working here. he then say he is ? and ask if that is gonna be a problem im like these are my exact word " dude why you tell me that i dont care if you ? i work 8 hours i go home that you business " he says somthing to the effect of you probably go be able to make in this job cause the guy that came in befoe quit. he laughed showed me how to run my shift report and went back to his office

    no sooner than he walk in to his office two 30 plus black chicks walk in to the store ,the managere pokes his head out of the office looks at the laides and say you got the register. im like yeah they proceed to walk pass all he regular movies and im like o these some ? trannies they procede to pick out a ? movie from the 14.99 bin and come to the counter. at this point im like in my head im repeating over and over wtf wtf wtf wtf as i had not ever had a conversation with a ? there was that dude in collegethat i had a class with that dressed like a woman well he wore blouses but our converstation was onsome him: any body sitting here. yeah shante in the bath room she coming back.

    ass they are paying the manager comes to the regiter makes sure i ring it up right and the coustomers leave I look at him like ? wtf just happend and ask where those trannys he like na the ? come in here all the time they just like ? porn its gonna be wierd sturff like going on here.

    as he is walking back to his office the employee that i will finish my training with is coming in looks at the person in the room with the cheap dvds it off to the side
    he like damn who is that ?
    me: stone faced turn to him and blink twice
    he like what you now her
    i respond nah bobby thats a man
    the puerto rican transexual that bobby had been refering to turns around like Gotch! and then skips ( no that is not a typo ) to the back room where the video boths are
    bobby who i had only met once before looks at me and says with a look that is two parts embarassed and one part soul crushed "man i aint no ? man ididnt know." I believed him but
    the rest of the night is just small talk about where i grew in NC and where he grew up in Michigan
    and of course the coustomers i would come to know as regulars at the _____________ adult video store
  • BeleeDatPleighboy
    BeleeDatPleighboy Members Posts: 8,461 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    this some crazy ? breh.....intersting thread tho.....and that book has the potential to be GOAT.
  • Mdizzle9000
    Mdizzle9000 Members, Writer Posts: 8,319 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    there should be a reality show about this
  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    yeah i thought about that but my main job would have a problem with that and the store would loose coustomers cause the ? dudes would stop coming most of these guys have families or jobs that would look down on thier behavior

    it would be a smash ? hit though
  • MallyG
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    This was a pretty good there bruh!


    LoL @ the book title being "Praying in the Porn Store".
  • Valentinez A. Kaiser
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    twizza 77 wrote: »
    I thought working at a porn store. Then I got thinking, if I have to stock ? /? porn on the shelves i'd probably would quit. lol

    LOL it'd be even worse if you had the job of looking for a specific title that got "misplaced". You'd have no choice but to look at all the box covers to find it.

    T/S couple of things....

    1. What's the best-selling condom in your store?
    2. What's the best-selling sex toy/sexual aide etc in your store?

    On a more personal note....

    3. Does your parents/family know you're working there and if so, how do they feel about it?
    4. Same question as 3 except pertaining to your friends or ppl you go church with?
    5. What does your fiancee make of all of this? From the conflict with her beliefs (I assume she a practising Christian as yourself), to general female insecurities e.g. you may be ? the female customers (or even male), to you must watch a lot of freaky porn at work....does that mean you want/expect her to be a freak like the movies you sell/rent?
  • lilhd47
    lilhd47 Members Posts: 833
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    i cant even bring myself to walk into that ? in the daylight
  • twizza 77
    twizza 77 Members Posts: 4,201 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Do you stock the ? /? section? I don't think I can last, if I had to do that I would be throwing up everyday.lol
  • longmeat
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    wow, this thread is turning real suspect. so many of y'all ? is having mental images about ? /? porn. some of y'all seem to get one foot out the closet.
  • king bloo
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    1 if you look at the eyes of the chicks on the cover of a porno you can clearly see the abscence of a soul
    2. this ? is truley addictive there are people who come there every to days to RENT new porn and they have had accounts at this store
    since 1990......1990

    3. ? dudes look like regular dudes and
    3.1 ? been ? for a long time dude came in and went to ? section he was old enought to be my dad I'm 30


    4. alot of older couples in to porn. sold 4 movies to an old black couple they was like 55 or older

    5. There are some men who would rather go to video booths than go home its sad

    6. porn is alot like marijuana it bring people from differnt walks of life to the same place

    7. ? women + porn store = :)

    8. ? dudes + porn store = :(
    9 cuckold stuff is real..... real ? . my boss who is a ? says it a ? set up to get straight guys to do ? ? dudes come in to the store with bad ? leave with dudes and chick come back week later renting ? porn
    10 two sexy lesbians is holy grail type ? .
    11. there are women who really like to come to place like this and sit in front of a glory hole however 50% of them only look like women and the others are ugly and have no self asteem

    learned alot more but felt like this was enough

    the place is 24 hours 3rd shift friday night is at the same time great and disgusting
    i dont touch ? in the store i bring my own sanitizer and lysol

    ask question i will share all that i have seen

    uptated with my first day its post number95

    @all bolded:

    I used to ? around with a chick that worked at an adult shop back inna day, she pretty much said all of that. She told me that #11 happened a lot more often that she thought, and a lot of those women were professional types.
  • Mr Popo
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    well i only been there six months but these two chicks came in and wanted to see what it was bout next thing you know its ? buying condoms and lined at the both they where across from. black chicks too and then there is a dude who brings his wife in and lets her get loose

    If I was you, I would go get a sample of that head....off the clock ofcourse
  • lordhonka2
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    LOL it'd be even worse if you had the job of looking for a specific title that got "misplaced". You'd have no choice but to look at all the box covers to find it.

    T/S couple of things....

    1. What's the best-selling condom in your store?
    2. What's the best-selling sex toy/sexual aide etc in your store?

    On a more personal note....

    3. Does your parents/family know you're working there and if so, how do they feel about it?
    4. Same question as 3 except pertaining to your friends or ppl you go church with?
    5. What does your fiancee make of all of this? From the conflict with her beliefs (I assume she a practising Christian as yourself), to general female insecurities e.g. you may be ? the female customers (or even male), to you must watch a lot of freaky porn at work....does that mean you want/expect her to be a freak like the movies you sell/rent?

    1. i think the regular trojan im not sure sadly we dont sell alot of condoms
    2. right now with women it is the rabbit and the jack rabbit and for men it the fake ? things
    3/4. my parents dont know but im 30 man i dont really have to tell them anything my sibling know my cousin know my friends know
    5. my fiancee was like im glad u got a job imma just be thankful for that. she dosent care that i work there she used to pop in at random the first month after awhile she was like all you do is" watch tv" im like yeah and ocassionally rent out a movie but for the most part its nothing
    so know she will come buy and bring me lunch or somthing but she cool with it. if she wasnt i would have quit.
  • bootcheese3000
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    na its a dude that cleans up in the morning ? come in with a throw away haz matt suit and the joints you put over you boots we dont have to clean the back cause he get there at 7 in the morning .

    na its crazy right cause i love it when ? come in cause its the same dude over and over in ther i know there names like its cheers. *? come in store * me hey chris you watch the game
    chris - yeah lebrons wack
    me * under my breath ? you in a porn store 3rd day in a row* yeah i hate lebron

    cuckhold is when a man get another man( usually black ) to ? his wife infront of him

    aw man that's a cuckhold? do you know how many approaches i've had over the years by married white dudes asking me to do that ? ? wanting to know how big my ? is and showing me pics of their wifey-fo'-lifey? ? creeps me out. maybe because i got that ? look since i look younger but come on son! ? has to stop somewhere.
  • bootcheese3000
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    na i acknowledge that im wrong and that i shouldnt be there.
    its wierd cause ill be in the middle of all that praying that my soul is safe

    im actually planing on writing a book called prayin in the porn store (its a rough title)

    i dont try to justify it all i can do is pray for forgivness and hope ? dont forget me

    or call it "? & salvation: testing my faith in the adult entertainment industry".

    how about "bible thumpin' and dry humpin': my life experience working at an adult sex shoppe"?