So I got a part time job working at an adult video store

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  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    the muskateer sounds like a freak. i would REALLY not wanna know what he's done on his trips if he's a porn addict, esp. if he buys ? and these meathole skin flicks. i'm assuming he's a fan of ghetto gaggers and ? .

    i dont know if he is freak or not but i certianly think ? is one of his meal options
  • bossdon201
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    yo this thread is the goat and the funniest ? i've ever read in my life, cant tell u how many times i lol'd at this ? ...yo if u do a movie, u gotta get chapelle to do this ? , it's perfect for him, this whole just reminds me of half baked for some reason
  • Mr Popo
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    So you gotta pay the chick when experiencing the glory hole?
  • northside7
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    i dont know if he is freak or not but i certianly think ? is one of his meal options


    So I checked out one of those meatholes scenes you were talking about.........damn, what some women will do for money. The way those chicks get their breast slapped up will give them cancer in their later years.

    Making a chiclk slob or gag is 1 thing but what goes on in those scenes is ? crazy. Choking, cameraman putting his ? shoe on the chicks ? , spitting on the chick, covering her mouth and nose while ? her, ? is a step away from ? . And some chicks love that smh.

    You gotta be 1 sick muthafucka to enjoy that.
  • bossdon201
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    u gotta drop more stories about the musketeer, thats pure comedic gold..nd ill def cop that book

    LMAO at the title being praying in a porn store
  • lordhonka2
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    seems like most of you guys like the random stuff from the store rather
    than the characters

    so here goes: The toughest part about working 3rd shift on a job like
    this is the time from 3:30 in morning until about 7 especially on
    Friday night/sat morning. You know that the dirtiest of freaks will
    come out about this time. one early morning/night i was really tired i
    had worked my regular job, come home and cut grass, and then left to
    go to the store, I couldn’t drink the energy drinks i had been drinking
    cause the doc said they had been a source of my painful heartburn. so
    by 4 am i was barely holding on i was doing any thing to stay
    awake. I even reorganized the black movies section by the skin tone of
    the woman/women on front from left to right dark skin to light skin. I
    was proud of that.
    My energy soon faded but I knew if I could make it
    to 4:30 I could at least put my head on the counter and close my eyes
    for a second; we shut down the store at 4:30 to print daily reports
    and recount the drawer. At 4:20 I yell in the back that we are closing
    in ten minutes and people begin to leave the store. Now what you gotta
    know about me is when I'm tired I am mad everyone and every thing. I
    usually keep those feelings to my self but every once in awhile my
    buttons get pushed and this would be one of those days.
    At 4:15 some guy bangs on the door hard as hell. Strike 1. Whenever anyone bangs on the door really hard that’s my queue to take my time buzzing them in for safety and cause I can be an ? too. I eventually buzz the guy in and he looks at me like he could fight me but I had already sized him up. I knew I could whoop his ass cause he had a chin that looked like a soft landing for an uppercut. He then threw his dollar on the counter as if to say ? you and walks to the back. Strike 2. (I don’t know if I mentioned this but it cost a dollar to go in the back room…. It a recession ? we hustling! ) I don’t get mad cause in five minutes I’m going to yell that we closing in 10 minutes and he will have wasted his dollar. It’s a minor victory but I’ll take them when I can get them. At 4:20 I yell cut the bright lights in the back on and every one begins to walk out accept Dude that comes in late he just going to take his time. So I tell him he has to go now or I’m going to let the Police handle it. He leaves and start looking at me like he could fight me. I’m thinking “try me ya punk ? imma smoove smash ya face off” He keeps it moving; greatest decision ever.
    The store reopens 15 min later I got to close my eyes for 10 min couldn’t sleep though. Every who was in the store before came back in and resumes there backroom activates including the angry customer. Things are pretty much dead in the store and I turn the TV up loud and put my head down in front of it so know matter how sleepy I am I wont ever get comfortable because the TV will be two loud. Occasionally I would peek over at the T.V that shows what cameras see. It was one of those glances at the camera that became one the first moment I prayed out loud in the store. I said, “Lord please please please please don’t let that be what I think it is.” I imagined ? hearing my prayer and looking down at that store saying “my bad I’m sorry you had to see that.” I looked once more over at the camera and the angry customer the tough guy was naked accept for the hat he had worn into the store and he was sitting down on his shirt Indian style facing the camera while jerking off. Strike 3-75. I was angry tired and this man had crossed the line.( way way way over line) I wasn’t crazy however about yelling face to face at a naked man ? or straight, so I just screamed with all the hatred and contempt from deep in my body. “What the ? are you doing you simple son of a ? .” Immediately 2 of the 5 men in the back left they new from the sound of my voice it could get ugly, easy. As one of them walked passed the counter he said man you going to throw everybody out again. I didn’t say anything the look on my face said it all. Then while speaking in a stereotypical ? man voice and waiving his hand like a cat pawing at its on reflection he said to the other guy “ oh ? girl he angry for real.” I look back at the camera to see if this disgusting human being has put his clothes on to leave and I see the other people in the back begging to leave from their booths and startled by this man who is know half naked ( he decided to put his shirt on first) dressing himself . They begin to leave and naked dude follows. He walks out and looks at me a half smiling. I had already plan to throw an uppercut first cause who would expect that. I ask him ( at this point I have moved from behind the counter and we are 3 feet apart ) “you think that ? is funny huh” he replies “whatever ? ” he hesitantly walks past me and I tell him “ I would murder your ass right now but I get more time for a hate crime” he kept it moving, greatest decision ever. At the moment sleepy and tired and angry I meant what I had said. Every word of it. I didn’t want to ? him but I might have cause I was tired but later I realized it wasn’t the long day I was tired mentally from this place. It was hurting my brain and it made me feel disgusting also
  • lordhonka2
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    Mr Popo wrote: »
    So you gotta pay the chick when experiencing the glory hole?

    no thats what is crazy they just want to suck random ? in a ? dark place. It gotta be a mental disorder or somthing
  • lordhonka2
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    how do i get this post stickyed or whaterever you call it when it stays on the first page cause imma keep updating it
  • lordhonka2
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    Updated post 170
  • Dakari
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  • lordhonka2
    lordhonka2 Members Posts: 1,402 ✭✭✭✭✭
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    Dakari wrote: »
    ? guy won?

    ur asking me if he won or was that at some one else i dont understand
  • Slowsteel3
    Slowsteel3 Members Posts: 80 ✭✭
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    Good thread. Different. I been on here since 2006 and i ain't never read nothin' like this. GT!
  • it's me bi***es
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  • Pond Scum
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    ... so
    by 4 am i was barely holding on i was doing any thing to stay
    awake. I even reorganized the black movies section by the skin tone of
    the woman/women on front from left to right dark skin to light skin.
    I
    was proud of that. ...

    that's some impressive ? right there. props.

    this thread needs to be FOF
  • lordhonka2
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    binstar wrote: »
    that's some impressive ? right there. props.

    this thread needs to be FOF

    you konw whats crazy it didnt really take that long it ain that many darkskin pornstars on the front of the box. black people are racist. the hardest part was them middle skin tone chicks it alot of them

    oh and how bout in the process of completting this task I found a pornstar from Nc name Ms. Cherry Blossoms turns out she used to strip in Fayetteville NC. Im not sure if Im proud of her though.... on second thought I know im not proud of her im dissapointed
  • northside7
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    you konw whats crazy it didnt really take that long it ain that many darkskin pornstars on the front of the box. black people are racist. the hardest part was them middle skin tone chicks it alot of them


    What about those Bootytalk vids? They got lots of darkskin chicks.
  • Mr Popo
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    So are these Meathole flicks like Ghetto Gaggers or worst?
  • lordhonka2
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    Mr Popo wrote: »
    So are these Meathole flicks like Ghetto Gaggers or worst?

    i actually think its worse the break ? down meantally bad ask to talk about they kids and mother and who moleseted them and stuff all while destroying any hole that a ? can fit in
  • lordhonka2
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    i actually think its worse the break ? down meantally bad ask to talk about they kids and mother and who moleseted them and stuff all while destroying any hole that a ? can fit in

    check out cody lane blue room or meathole annie cruz it should be on like xvideos.com or something they are old movies
  • lordhonka2
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    if you havent seen i updated the with one of my worst days working I think its post 170 its somewhere around there
  • northside7
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    Mr Popo wrote: »
    So are these Meathole flicks like Ghetto Gaggers or worst?

    northside7 wrote: »
    So I checked out one of those meatholes scenes you were talking about.........damn, what some women will do for money. The way those chicks get their breast slapped up will give them cancer in their later years.

    Making a chiclk slob or gag is 1 thing but what goes on in those scenes is ? crazy. Choking, cameraman putting his ? shoe on the chick's ? , spitting on the chick, covering her mouth and nose while ? her, ? is a step away from ? . And some chicks love that smh.

    You gotta be 1 sick muthafucka to enjoy that.


    The chick's name is Tiffany Manx. I didn't even go into detail with it, ish is really ? up. Mostly white and latina women. There are no limits in porn....

    Never watched ghetto gaggers and dont plan to either.
  • Mr Popo
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    lordhonka2 wrote: »
    check out cody lane blue room or meathole annie cruz it should be on like xvideos.com or something they are old movies

    I just watched one......disturbing..smh
  • lordhonka2
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    northside7 wrote: »
    What about those Bootytalk vids? They got lots of darkskin chicks.

    not really. we got bootytalk like 70 -93 at the store
  • dnyce215
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    Damn bruh u seen some ? damn, this would be a good book to read if u decide to write one props
  • a_wack_poster
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    ? . This thread right here has got to be one of the top 5 most original, interesting threads I've ever seen since I been on this site (joined in 2005)

    It takes a lot to make a book, about how far.along into the book are you? And if they were to make a movie I could see this being more of a drama than a comedy because it highlights some disturbing ? / a lot of ? that people don't like to discuss publicly.

    If this were a movie, who could you (or anybody else in this thread) see as the cast members? I think some unknown actors would probably work since this is somewhat of a story about regular people witnessing crazy ? .

    And you gotta put a ? on some new porn ? . Melrose Foxxx done retired and I need a new lightskinned ? similar to her? Any chicks close to her? Or do I have to watch her re runs for 3 years?

    And lmao @ the musketeer. That ? sounds like he does ? by the kilo. Bruh you gotta drop some more heat. Props on this ? here.