Cleveland Browns Roast Thread
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greenwood1921 wrote: »*Laughs, but can't co-sign this thread. I respect Browns fans. Plus they gave us Julio for some wolf tickets.
Exactly. It's a serious problem when the fans are better, and more respected, than the actual team -
Exactly. It's a serious problem when the fans are better, and more respected, than the actual team
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Exactly. It's a serious problem when the fans are better, and more respected, than the actual team
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I'm sure the Browns will do many things this season that are roastworthy..may as well have a thread for it.
Here are just a few highlights the cleveland browns and their players have provided us over the years.
They drafted Tim Couch and Brady Quinn both in the first round, each chose to suck instead of having to continue in Cleveland.
Jim Brown chose to retire in his prime, instead of continuing his career with the Browns
1st overall selection, Ernie "the express" Davis chose to make himself die upon learning he had been traded to the cleveland browns
Dante Stallworth killed an innocent man in order to be locked up so he wouldn't have to play for the browns
Owner Art Moddell had to move his team out of cleveland just to win a super bowl
Browns drafted offensive lineman Orlando Brown, but a ref felt so sorry for him, he tried to put the player out of his misery by trowing a flag into his face and causing him to go blind.
Kellen Winslow tried to ? himself while driving his motorcycle
Another first round selection, William Green, decided to throw his career down the toilet during his second season, getting arrested for ? driving, marijuana, causing a 4 game suspension. His was committed to coming back, but during the suspension his wife stabbed him. He was never the same
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? . Cleveland just can't let another team lose all by themselves. they gotta at least do something to share the spotlight..
BEREA, Ohio – A member of the Cleveland Browns' grounds crew killed himself at the pro football team's practice facility, a team spokesman said Sunday.
The man's body was found Saturday morning at the facility in suburban Cleveland, the same day Kansas City Chiefs linebacker Jovan Belcher committed suicide in front of his coach and general manager after earlier killing his girlfriend.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/sports/2012/12/02/browns-employee-kills-self-at-pro-football-team-practice-center/?test=latestnews#ixzz2Dw0cjSh8 -
lol@ this whole thread....well on the bright side the browns did win today
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? Cleveland. Their shittiness haunted the Ravens today. The won last week, but something associated with Cleveland had to lose to balance it out. ? you jaemooms.
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At least they got the better end of that Julio trade.
Just look at all the pro-bowlers they used those 23 draft picks they got from us on.
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Trill Texan wrote: »Just thought id drop this off up in here...
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I counted at least 3 penalties in that ? . lol -
? all yall Browns for life
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DubbGotti614 wrote: »Browns for life
? sounds like a jail sentence -
They on the come up. My ? Trent Richardson is the truth. Last week they stopped the steelers ? of them. Week before that the Cowboys robbed them. They also damn near beat the Eagles and Ravens this year. They actually should be 6-4 or 7-3 if they coulda closed out some of those games they had. Collin Cowherd called them the best bad football team he's ever seen.
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They on the come up. My ? Trent Richardson is the truth. Last week they stopped the steelers ? of them. Week before that the Cowboys robbed them. They also damn near beat the Eagles and Ravens this year. They actually should be 6-4 or 7-3 if they coulda closed out some of those games they had. Collin Cowherd called them the best bad football team he's ever seen.
don't call me a ?
and the bolded is not a compliment -
They on the come up. My ? Trent Richardson is the truth. Last week they stopped the steelers ? of them. Week before that the Cowboys robbed them. They also damn near beat the Eagles and Ravens this year. They actually should be 6-4 or 7-3 if they coulda closed out some of those games they had. Collin Cowherd called them the best bad football team he's ever seen.
don't call me a ?
and the bolded is not a compliment
I know it aint a complement ? , It was nothing more than a supporting sentence to my main point. Stop over analysis ?
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oh my bad.
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I had no idea this thread existed. I'm really flattered...
Y'all just can't stay off my city ? lmao -
You all will never know what it was like growing up and playing street football. Yelling out names like Bernie Kosar as you throw the ball to a defender, or fumbling the ball and everyone yelling Ernest Byner. Those moments get me emotional. May they continue forever.... Dog Pound 4 Life
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im from cleveland and i cant even argue wit any of this ? in here cuz its true..carry on
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And now they are playing a qb from duke
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Shouts out to all the brownie executives involved with the Julio trade getting fired.
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Only right that we send the browns home with an L.
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If Julio jones, rg3, Andrew Luck, Russell Wilson had been drafted by the Browns they probably would've sucked anyway....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVtqZgfFKgQ
