Tell Of A Time When Somebody Else ? "Your Girl"
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Pusskaveli wrote: »I Aint Read The Story Yet, But Got Dayum at that Screech Gif
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Good thread...haha.
I took a few L's in my day but the worst was what happened to my homeboy.
My homeboy Bernie (*name changed to protect his ? ) was the guy in our crew who always had no luck with the ladies. Even when we played wingman for him or tried to hook him up with our girl's girlfriends he still managed to somehow ? it up. So imagine our surprise when he managed to hook up with one of my other ? 's girl's friend who was just coming off a relationship with a local hockey star. Her ex was a local junior hockey player who was being scouted by the pros (this was my high school era) and it started going to his head when the puck bunnies (basically, hockey groupies) began showing up outside the dressing room and at parties. Needless to say, he broke up with Suzie* because he wanted to be single and enjoy his new-found fame. But the thing is, Suzie was bad as ? ! She had big natural ? , a nice phat ass, and a cute face. She had these hypnotic eyes where it was hard to stare at her without breaking your concentration. After Bernie and her had been dating for a bit, she came to one of my infamous pool parties and when everyone saw her in a swimsuit, our jaws just dropped (both guys and girls). People were how the hell did Bernie snag Suzie? Dudes were always flirting with her but she would just laugh them off and start saying how great a guy Bernie is.
Fast forward... Bernie is totally lovestruck over this girl. He is finally getting some action and from a dime no less. Other girls who ignored him in the past are even starting to look at him different like what does Suzie know that we don't? Suzie tells Bernie that she is having a couple of friends over to her house because her parents are gone for the night so why doesn't he come over and invite a couple of his friends to party with her friends. Bernie tells me and Fred* and we're like "let's do this!" thinking that maybe Suzie's friends will be bad as hell like she is. Grab some liquor and drive over to Suzie's house and my man Bernie gets out the car to go knock on the door and ask where we should park. Two minutes later he comes back to the car, face white as a ghost, looking like he is going to start crying. "What's going on?" we ask. "Just drive" Bernie responds and then he is silent.
? was mad awkward and silent for about 20 minutes until we get it out of him that when he went to the door to call on Suzie, her hockey player ex comes to the door with a smirk on his face and no shirt on with that "I just been ? " look on his face. Me and Fred were ? and wanted to turn the car around and go beat hockey dude like a stepchild but Bernie just looked sad and defeated and wanted to go back home.
Suzie just used Bernie as a rebound. I swear some girls would rather be treated like ? than be with a "nice guy" like my ? . -
So did bernie ever officially ? suzie?
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Good thread...haha.
I took a few L's in my day but the worst was what happened to my homeboy.
My homeboy Bernie (*name changed to protect his ? ) was the guy in our crew who always had no luck with the ladies. Even when we played wingman for him or tried to hook him up with our girl's girlfriends he still managed to somehow ? it up. So imagine our surprise when he managed to hook up with one of my other ? 's girl's friend who was just coming off a relationship with a local hockey star. Her ex was a local junior hockey player who was being scouted by the pros (this was my high school era) and it started going to his head when the puck bunnies (basically, hockey groupies) began showing up outside the dressing room and at parties. Needless to say, he broke up with Suzie* because he wanted to be single and enjoy his new-found fame. But the thing is, Suzie was bad as ? ! She had big natural ? , a nice phat ass, and a cute face. She had these hypnotic eyes where it was hard to stare at her without breaking your concentration. After Bernie and her had been dating for a bit, she came to one of my infamous pool parties and when everyone saw her in a swimsuit, our jaws just dropped (both guys and girls). People were how the hell did Bernie snag Suzie? Dudes were always flirting with her but she would just laugh them off and start saying how great a guy Bernie is.
Fast forward... Bernie is totally lovestruck over this girl. He is finally getting some action and from a dime no less. Other girls who ignored him in the past are even starting to look at him different like what does Suzie know that we don't? Suzie tells Bernie that she is having a couple of friends over to her house because her parents are gone for the night so why doesn't he come over and invite a couple of his friends to party with her friends. Bernie tells me and Fred* and we're like "let's do this!" thinking that maybe Suzie's friends will be bad as hell like she is. Grab some liquor and drive over to Suzie's house and my man Bernie gets out the car to go knock on the door and ask where we should park. Two minutes later he comes back to the car, face white as a ghost, looking like he is going to start crying. "What's going on?" we ask. "Just drive" Bernie responds and then he is silent.
? was mad awkward and silent for about 20 minutes until we get it out of him that when he went to the door to call on Suzie, her hockey player ex comes to the door with a smirk on his face and no shirt on with that "I just been ? " look on his face. Me and Fred were ? and wanted to turn the car around and go beat hockey dude like a stepchild but Bernie just looked sad and defeated and wanted to go back home.
Suzie just used Bernie as a rebound. I swear some girls would rather be treated like ? than be with a "nice guy" like my ? .
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My story is recent and it reminded me of why ? ain't ? . I let one play me outta several man smh this one hurt tho. It however isn't a sex story, I've never had my girls beat on by other dudes, but this is one of those heart sink moments.
Alright well senior year ya dude got played at prom n ? . Alright, well to start off I had this one girl that I had a mad crush on at the beginning of the year. I was a football player, she was a cheerleader, she had a big ass but her face wasn't all there, but ya boy was still feeling her. We talked cause I had her in a class, texted all that ? and after a while I stopped caring about her and I stopped paying attention to her because I knew she wasn't into me like that. The funny thing about this girl is from what I could tell she was actually a ? which was what peaked my interest. Prom season came around and she hit your boy up on fb. She hinted at me taking her and all that, so I bit because I took this as a perfect chance to get it in. As time passes by guys start to find out she was my date and started hitting her up like crazy to see if she would ditch me to come with them. One of the dudes in my posse kept telling her to hook me up with someone else so she could go with him. This really set off flags for me and I told her a whole story about how I dug her and ? back in the day and almost simped my ass to her. I didn't. Little did I know this would predict ? that would happen.
Prom comes around and I take her and stuff, I payed for everything except the dress. We go to dinner with some homies, coo. I tried to get her to grind on me and ? , but apparently she wasn't that into it until later on. I was coo w/ it because not a lotta people were grinding
I tell her at the prom that it's cool if she wants to go dance with her friends and stuff like that, you know WITH GIRLS. Turns out while I go to the bathroom, she grinds up HARD some short ass ugly ass ? while I'm gone but she was mad hesitant to do it on me *I KNEW I was better lookin than dude* so I'm sittin there for a long ass while because everyone I know is paired up, the girl I was planning on hitting up is gone, I had a miserable time because I basically payed for another ? 's happiness. After I told her all that simp ? too man, smh. I ? her ? friend, but still man I dropped too much money on one night for that ? -
blakfyahking wrote: »nah you actually didn't
cause imagined if you had eaten the ? .................yo lips prob would have been tingling later
cause 2 weeks later tells me that shorty was just waiting for the next ? to fall in it SMH
/hopefully she was at least fine *shrugs*
You're right. She was a fine ass chick.. -
Yea, that was me. No Shame.
Shame though? Lol. Yeah see, I don't see this as being any loss for you whatsoever. You dodged a bullet if anything. -
Got Dayum, That Hurt MeI got one more. Not as bad as the first but meh u be the judge of that LOLOL.
I was goin with this chick - lets call her Serena. I knew her from like middle school and all that, she was cute chick she was white tho, but had green eyes & a rack so it was w/e for me. Me & her are talking, im layin it on her thick lettin her know shes my only one & all that simp ? & i tell her on Thursday Im gonna take her out on a date. Fast forward to Thursday (oh & prior to this ? I was messing with one of her closest friends who was a ? ).... I get out for lunch & run down to her all happy n ? , I extend my hand to grab her so I can walk her up to get some lunch. She pauses, looks at me & grins...... she looks to me & tells me "Yeah that's not going to happen I got with this other boy instead & he's gonna take me out instead" & then she enthusiastically says 'Sorry !!!' my heart sinks I ask her with my voice quivering from shock & anger "but... but....." this ? rolls right up to her puts his arm around her & then ALL her friends starts laughin at me.... SMH. I turn around & walk back up & go to the cafeteria sit there by myself & dump my head into my arms (what a wimp LOLOL). ? crushed me fam
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the absolute i ever felt my soul snatched was when i was bouncing..
this young little cutie hit me on the phone like do i tihnk i can get her in the club i was bouncing at.. so i was like yea that's whassup...
little young shorty..i had never smashed, but she lived around the way and came over to drink and chill sometimes when i had a bunch of ppl over.. i had the hang out crib in the apt compllex.. so ppl stayed coming through. i felt like it was only a matter of time before she was over there with me on the solo... like i felt that ? hapeeneing...
so mind you, she's in the club chillin...her and her girls having fun n ? .. every now n then we'd talk a little, i could tell she was getting more and more tipsy....she even came over to me like
"u tihnk i can ride home with you tonight?? my girls live over on this side of town, and there ain't no point of me riding with them since we live right by eachother"
i'm just thinking.......
so, i mean bouncing can be pretty demanding work depending on the crowd. and there was like 2 or 3 other parties going on in this sopt, so from time to time i got pulled outta the room where she was at to do some other ? .....
well for like the last hour of the club i was in another room cuz they was rowdy as ? , and when 2 hit and we started letting ? out.. i was like...
"o ? ...shorty"
ran into the room, and what did i see???
that ? :1
me :0
the killer was when she saw me she was like
"i'm good i found a ride home"
Lmao perfect use of gifs to correlate to a story. Ahahaha had me buggin. -
I got one more. Not as bad as the first but meh u be the judge of that LOLOL.
I was goin with this chick - lets call her Serena. I knew her from like middle school and all that, she was cute chick she was white tho, but had green eyes & a rack so it was w/e for me. Me & her are talking, im layin it on her thick lettin her know shes my only one & all that simp ? & i tell her on Thursday Im gonna take her out on a date. Fast forward to Thursday (oh & prior to this ? I was messing with one of her closest friends who was a ? ).... I get out for lunch & run down to her all happy n ? , I extend my hand to grab her so I can walk her up to get some lunch. She pauses, looks at me & grins...... she looks to me & tells me "Yeah that's not going to happen I got with this other boy instead & he's gonna take me out instead" & then she enthusiastically says 'Sorry !!!' my heart sinks I ask her with my voice quivering from shock & anger "but... but....." this ? rolls right up to her puts his arm around her & then ALL her friends starts laughin at me.... SMH. I turn around & walk back up & go to the cafeteria sit there by myself & dump my head into my arms (what a wimp LOLOL). ? crushed me fam .
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fiat_money wrote: »Malika from work sounds bad as ? yo.
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To add on to the bolded the ? was proud as ? about it too SMH, ? was telling cats at school how he had ? on the tip of the rubber & everything. Im outside chillin on the railing with the chinese & one of her homegirls is runnin up to me talmbout "ayo Sion cuz.... ? said he smashed Alysha ? & how he had ? on his ? after...." SMMFH.... straight disrespect. LOLOL.
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yall got a ? wantin to bring back my epic post from that FOF thread lol
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yall got a ? wantin to bring back my epic post from that FOF thread lol
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pico rivera wrote: »? it
i was dating this guy and everybody knew we were an item one day we got into an argument and since were narcissistic muthafuckas we wernt talking or acknowledging each other
so for like 2 weeks straight were muggin each other at work n ? but i noticed this girl that worked for him was smiling and staring at me alot lately ? was weird
so after the 2 weeks we dead the beef and he was like "did you do anything with anybody while we wernt talkin" and im like no and he gives me a hug....random
? had me wondering why he asked so later on i asked and he was "yea but it was nothing cause half way thu she got on her period n i told her to leave"
"word?? do i know this person??" "yea malika from work"
i paused and was like
then i left
i was at work feeling real salty the next few weeks, i wanted to 2 piece that ? everytime she looked at me
yo u stole this from Baby Boy
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Debates............................
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Last year on New Years Eve my ex went to a party and a ? she used to ? with was there too. She slept with him that night on New Years. We was supposed to be together on that day but last minute she change her mind. karma was a ? tho. Now she about to lose custody to to the baby she just had. While im about to go to college and be free with no problems.
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UPTOWN CONNEXX wrote: »Aahhh ? it... I'll contribute LOLOL...
I was 17 years old & dealing with this chick named "Alysha" baddest ? in school. Lightskin (half black/half white, her dad was black & a lawyer but he aint never gave shorty the time of day), ? , fat ass, pretty face & nice feets & she was into a ? HEAVY. She had just broken up with her white BF cuz the ? was beating her & cheatin n ? . I used to take her out to the mall & we'd make out and w/e. She only started ? with me tho cuz I was hot ? (pops owned a clothing store so I was always young fresh to def) so she was showing me off going to where this ? used to work (i didnt really care cuz in my mind w/e Im gonna smash this bad muthafucka ? ). Now fast forward a bit, and NOW her first BF & last bf are tryna get back at her and her old white bf gets maaad jealous and tells her im just tryna ? - she gets mad of course (stupid high school ? SMH) and calls me up crying and ? asking if thats why I was talkin to her the whole time & decides to call it off, she goes back to ? these dudes. She went out & bought these ? a PS2 & in exchange ? Oh she let them ? her in the ass & then her white bf took pics of their ordeal & posted it online (social media didnt exist at the time) so it was emailed to everyone. Homegirl went & pressed charges against her BF & the ? went to jail for child porn & some other ? - he was 16. A few weeks later she was at another school for a basketball tournament & domed up some broad's man in the bathroom & they chased her out of there barefoot SMMFH.
I lost for tryna smash & not being fast enuff to peep game. I didn't even get to ? booooo.
Good thing I got out of there though, she coulda ? my life up so at least I dodged that bullet 
i got ur pm too cuzzin ill be hittin you up on that later on cuzzoUPTOWN (CONNEXX) wrote: »this is one of those stories where the whole room gets quiet LOL ... like you just told a story about almost dying or some ? LOLOLOL
i got ur pm too cuzzin ill be hittin you up on that later on cuzzo
Alright cool cool, i'll be lookin out for ur PM. I appreciate it Big Bro.
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Pico Roscoe wrote: »copperkid27 wrote: »pico your friends a complete ?
and u been sexin since 15??
i wasnt ? him doggie but i did lose my virginity at 15 tho
that girl ended up becoming a stripper prostitute so your actually right
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Pico Roscoe wrote: »? it
i was dating this guy and everybody knew we were an item one day we got into an argument and since were narcissistic muthafuckas we wernt talking or acknowledging each other
so for like 2 weeks straight were muggin each other at work n ? but i noticed this girl that worked for him was smiling and staring at me alot lately ? was weird
so after the 2 weeks we dead the beef and he was like "did you do anything with anybody while we wernt talkin" and im like no and he gives me a hug....random
? had me wondering why he asked so later on i asked and he was "yea but it was nothing cause half way thu she got on her period n i told her to leave"
"word?? do i know this person??" "yea malika from work"
i paused and was like
then i left
i was at work feeling real salty the next few weeks, i wanted to 2 piece that ? everytime she looked at me
FML -
Will come back later. Suppressing feelings
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man. ok so me and my cuzin ridin around in his car. we see a ? and he like get her. so i rap to her get them digits whatever. im like im gone hit this ? later on. call no answer so im like ? it. so the next day cuz came through hollerin bout i called her just to hang then we go to the park and he ? her in the car. im ? and want to knock this ? out cause i was the one who got the number not him and i also wanted to steal him for remembering the number. to make a long story short after he done beat down her and her cousin we was ? and i threw chloraseptic on this ? cause he asked me too. ? ? . he get the ? while i get to throw chloraseptic on that ? . FML.
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