Porn Star Aurora Jolie’s Sex Etiquette

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thekillingjoke
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edited October 2011 in For The Grown & Sexy
As printed in Ozone magazine (interesting read):

1. HOLIER-THAN-THOU VIDEO VIXENS
One of my biggest pet peeves is girls who are “models” or “video vixens” trying to talk down on porn stars because we ? for a living on camera. ? , you ? for a living too! The only difference is that the world doesn’t see it. They only see the byproduct of that, which is, of course, the girl getting casted in the video. I’m not saying that ALL these girls are ? to get jobs, but the ones that do need to stop talking foul and thinking they’re “holier than thou.” Just accept that we are ALL ? . Thank you



2. ? ETIQUETTE
? can be a wonderful activity for experimentation and pleasure, but when done incorrectly, ? can also end relationships and friendships. As a general rule of thumb, when it comes to the traditional threesome (Boy/Girl/Girl), it is essential for

A) The lead female to choose, or have a say in picking, the second female partner.
B) the love must be mutual all the way around. There’s nothing worse than a threesome where the guy is getting all the lovin’ and the females aren’t into each other.
C) obviously all participating females must be bi and attracted to each other.
D) the love must be evenly spread; all parties must do their best to keep everyone active during sex, because if the second female is getting more attention from the male than the other girl, that’s where jealousy and other problems arise.

Other threesomes (Boy/Boy/Girl) are less demanding because generally guys aren’t as quick to become jealous during sex and less catty than the females. That being said, there’s many ways to carry on this way. Guys can take turns or while the girl gets ? she can suck the other guy off and then switch. Of course, there’s always the good ol’ ? . Anything beyond that and you pretty much step into ? territory or an official orgy. The point is, in all cases, the parties must be down and willing to please one another and leave all baggage and insecurities at the door. That is the recipe to a SEXessful ? session!

3. STRIP CLUB ETIQUETTE
I started dancing a few years ago when I was 19 years old. At the time, the world of strip clubs was so foreign to me. Very quickly, through the school of hard knocks, I learned what the Do’s and Don’ts of the gentleman’s club. There needs to be a list of rules for customer etiquette, because some men just don’t know what to do when they go to the club. Here are some tips:

A) If you aren’t getting dances and are at the club to mingle with friends, drink, and watch sports, TIPPING IS A MUST! No, you don’t have to “make it rain,” but every dollar counts. When a girl comes off stage, even if she didn’t do a phenomenal set, just stuff a couple dollars in her g-string or hand it to her. She WILL appreciate it!
B) If you’re sitting at the stage watching a girl go through all her best dancing/pole tricks, don’t wiggle your measy $1 bill in her face. That will more than likely ? her off.
C) DO NOT.. I repeat.. DO NOT try to stick your ? ass dollar bill in her ? or ? . Any self-respecting stripper will go off at this totally unsanitary action.
D) You know girls are at the club to work, not for the hell of it. So if a dancer sits next to you and starts a conversation which goes on for more than ten minutes, it is your obligation to tell her if you’re not intending to buy a dance and let her move along, because every second at the club equals money or wasted money.
E) If you do take a girl back for a lapdance, before the dance starts, ask the girl what her personal boundaries are and what you can and can’t touch. She will surely appreciate this.
F) DO NOT pull your ? out of your pants while the girl is dancing. Freaky girls won’t care, but most dancers think this is foul behavior.
G) Like Chris Rock said, there is NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM. Obviously, we all know what really goes on back there, but is it really worth it? With all the raids going on, it’s too much of a liability for all parties involved, including the actual club. If he’s trying to ? and you’re into that sort of thing, just get a damn hotel room! Champagne rooms are icky ? -infested rooms anyway, even by my porn star standards.

4. ? ETIQUETTE
I really shouldn’t have to tell you this, but believe it or not, there are some men out there that just don’t know! One thing I’m known for in porn is that I was the only porn star who was a vaginal ? (? and all). I only did ? scenes on film and wasn’t yet ready to take the vaginal plunge on or off camera. My first vaginal experience was horrible! It hurt a thousand times worse than any ? experience I’ve ever had, partly due to the breaking of my ? muscle. The man who popped my cherry didn’t know what he was doing! Men, if you ever get the blessed (some say cursed) experience of de-virginizing a girl, there are rules you must follow. Here are some guidelines:

A) Make sure this is what SHE wants. Don’t ever force a girl to give up her virginity, because it is sacred!
B) Once she has expressed that she’s ready to lose her V-card, make sure she is as comfortable as possible.
C) Get her WET. Even if you don’t normally eat ? , you might have to make an exception. She’s a ? – what are you worried about?
D) Go with whatever position makes her most comfortable, whether missionary or cowgirl. The key is to let her control the pace.
E) Some women are extremely tight so if it takes more than one night, don’t fret (it took six months and two different guys for me).
F) GO SLOW. I really shouldn’t have to say that but some guys are morons.
G) If worst comes to worst and the girl is in so much pain that she’s crying, don’t call her a baby. Don’t get up and leave and never speak to her again. You know who you are and YES, YOU’RE AN ? .

5. ? SEX ETIQUETTE
These tidbits of advice are for girls and ? guys. ? sex can be wonderful! It can also be painful and messy, but if you follow these rules, it should be great:

A) Preparation is key. If you’re planning on having ? sex, don’t eat burritos or beans and make sure you’re clean in that area. Take an enema (don’t use the liquid that comes in the bottle; pour it out and put warm water in the bottle) at least an hour before.
B) Make sure your ass is well-lubricated. Don’t use ? lubes either, because they will get sticky. KY Jelly is the worst, but Vaseline works rather well and is inexpensive compared to EROS or some of the other high-end lubes you can find at adult stores.
C) Start off slow. There’s nothing I hate worse than a guy who thinks he can just shove 12 inches in my ass with no warm-up. That ? hurts! Go in one centimeter at a time.
D) Ass to mouth is hot! Once he starts pounding your ass, ask him to put his ? in your mouth so you can see how your ass tastes. I never met a guy that didn’t like that ? !
E) Have fun and be safe! I know ? is no fun with condoms, but ? is definitely not fun either!
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  • thekillingjoke
    thekillingjoke Members Posts: 429
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    6. SEX, DRUGS, ROCK N ROLL
    Okay, maybe just sex and drugs. Both can be euphoric wonderful joyous experiences (the best sex I ever had, I was either ? or on E). I mean, who hasn’t heard about Tiger Woods’ infamous sexperiences with Ambien? This is quite popular among some people. To be safe, there are a few things you should know:

    A) In order to have the best possible journey when getting high, make sure before you take your drug of choice (weed, alcohol, ecstasy, ? , whatever) that you make sure you’re in good frame of mind. If you’re worried or troubled, taking a controlled substance could bring about paranoia or anxiety.
    B) Make sure your partner is someone you know and trust! DO NOT and I mean DO NOT have a drug-fueled sex romp with a stranger! This can lead to potentially disastrous and cataclysmic events!
    C) Be safe and don’t take too much of anything. Needless to say, overdosing really sucks. I know this makes me sound like a junkie, but I really am not. I smoke weed every day thanks to my medical marijuana license. I have tried other drugs in the past, but I was fortunate to get this experimentation out of my system. You won’t know whether or not you like something if you don’t try, right?
    D) From what I’ve heard, apparently ? is good for women during sex because it makes women uncontrollably ? , but it can make a man’s ? go numb rendering it useless.
    E) Sex and drugs are fun but never let the altered mindstate allow you to do stupid things like having unprotected sex. I have heard that ? is rampant in the ? nightlife community and you don’t want “feeling good” to lead you to your demise (AIDS). Wrap it up!
    F) When incorporating drugs and sex, certain chemicals should never be mixed. This can cause ODs and even death. You can always go to Drugs.com and input whatever you’re taking to make sure it’s safe to do so.
    G) Engage in these activities at your own risk. I’m not condoning drug use, nor am I denouncing it. We’re all adults and you’re going to do what you want to do whether the government condones it or not. But there is a safe, smart way to do it.

    7. THE CASTING COUCH
    Everyone has heard stories in Hollywood or the music industry where people are ? for work. It’s even worse in the porn industry. There may be a casting couch in Hollywood, but any producer or director in the adult film industry who tells a girl that she has to ? before she gets a part is a LIAR! If anyone tells you that, you’re obviously not dealing with a true professional. When I started out in porn at age 18, I was fortunate enough to have a good agent who only dealt with reputable companies. Not all girls are so lucky though. I can’t tell you how many girls I’ve met that were green to the industry and fell into the hands of some ? ? , not a real agent. I’ve also met girls who were freelancing and searching talent websites and met some sleazy producer that told them to come “audition” for a role in a hot new porn movie by ? him ON TAPE. Then, he sends the girl off and she never gets a call back and certainly doesn’t get paid.

    Let me explain a typical REAL porn audition. If you’ve ever seen America’s Next Top Model, you’ll know what a “Go See” is. Generally, a girl’s agent will arrange a day full of Go Sees. A girl might visit 10-15 companies in one day. During a Go See, a girl will present two forms of ID and fill out a bio sheet with info including measurements and what she is willing to do (and not willing to do) on camera. At some point she will be asked to undress and take a series of Polaroids. After that, the producer/director may ask you a few questions, and that is it.

    Now, a personal experience I will share to discourage any girls from jumping on the casting couch. When I was 18, I went on a Go See with another girl from my agency. As we were leaving the producer called the other girl back to the room. After fifteen minutes, I headed back to the office to see what was taking her so long. The girl was getting ? on the producer’s desk! As it turned out, the producer booked me but did not book the girl he ? earlier. What a dumb ? , I thought. Ladies, if you want to get into porn and a director or producer wants to ? you, DO NOT ? him off camera. Tell him to book you in a scene and trust me, he will!

    8. IT’S HARD OUT HERE FOR A ?
    Around 90% of the girls I know in the sex industry (porn, dancing, & beyond) had or have some type of “management,” myself included. Most girls who say otherwise are either lying or too blind to realize that their so-called “boyfriend” who was taking their money for “savings” was really a ? .

    I may get a little flack for this but it’s more important to be open and honest about such a tough subject than to lie because I’m concerned about a superficial image. I’ve met many girls who loathe and abhor pimps and I’ve also met many girls who were absolutely infatuated and enamored with their pimps. The point is, the relationship can be either PARASITIC or SYMBIOTIC.

    Beware, the PARASITIC ? is exactly what you think he’d be. He takes everything he can from you and gives you nothing but trouble and pain. These so-called men are the pimps that beat and steal from their women. They’re constantly playing mind games and forcing the girl to do things she doesn’t want to do out of fear. He’ll have his goons watch her constantly to report back if she gets “outta pocket,” even going so far as to steal her identity (passport, ID, birth certificate) just to make sure she doesn’t leave him. They aren’t real pimps, they are just weak, scared, and insecure. A ? shouldn’t have to punch a ? to keep her in line. If she wants to walk, a real ? will let her walk no questions asked.

    The second type of ? is the kind that ? love, the SYMBIOTIC ? . This ? cares for his ? and his ? cares for him. He doesn’t feed off her; rather, they feed and take care of each other. He never makes his ? do anything she doesn’t feel comfortable doing. He never beats her. The true ? isn’t insecure and worried that his ? will leave him, because he knows he can always get another, badder ? because he has game. Therefore, there’s no need to steal her identity.

    Just because a girl has a ? doesn’t necessarily mean she’s a streetwalker or call girl. There are many dancers who have pimps that would never want them to ? another guy. Even in the porn world there are “suitcase pimps” who drive girls to the set, pick them up, and make sure they get their hair and nails done. Pimps are people too. Some are bad, wicked, horrible people. Some are loving sons and devoted fathers and overall good men.

    9. PORN PEEVES
    A little known fact outside the porn industry is the fact that porn is even more racist than Hollywood. At least Halle Berry, Denzel Washington, and Jennifer Hudson have won Oscars. A black woman has never won an AVN (the Oscars of porn) but has rarely even been nominated. The same goes for black men in porn as well. Most of the top porn companies like Vivid, Wicked, Hustler, and Adam & Eve don’t even have one black contract girl (Vivid has had three black contract girls in the past 25 years). And these companies want to know why sales are slipping?

    Clearly all the free porn websites have played a part in slipping sales, but maybe these companies aren’t catering to their audience (which is mostly white, but there is a large market for interracial porn). Sometimes I just feel thoroughly disenfranchised and I know I’m not the only one. Ethnic women are so underappreciated in the porn industry. I have respect for AVN and all the companies mentioned so I’m not bashing them, just airing my opinion. My only hope is that one day soon the industry as a whole will evolve and appreciate minorities. If Hollywood can have Academy Award-winning minorities, AVN needs to accept us as well.

    10. GROUPIE STEREOTYPES
    One thing that’s always irked me long before I had my first kiss was the groupie stigma. Growing up, I didn’t listen to much rap. I was raised on The Doors, Cream, Led Zeppelin, Jimi Hendrix, The Grateful Dead, etc. I read up on rock & roll history. Long before there were Hip Hop groupies, there were rock & roll groupies like Pamela Des Barres and Plaster Caster and Bebe Buells. When I got my hands on Des Barres’ infamous book “I’m With The Band: Confessions of a Groupie,” (I have a signed copy) I couldn’t put it down! I imagined what it would’ve been like to be her and live through all the debauchery she’s been through. The power she must have felt when she ? Jim Morrison and Jimi Hendrix and ? Jagger and Keith Richards and Jimi Page and Robert Plant! She was like my idol!

    Being a groupie back in the day didn’t have such a negative connotation. It was almost a romantic ideal. Pamela Des Barres and a lot of the other rock & roll groupies weren’t just ? these guys because they were famous; they really did love and appreciate the music. Even the groupies in L.A. during the whole 80’s hair metal scene – a lot of those so-called groupies were supporting the bands, feeding them, getting them drugs, promoting them, and putting up signs. They were like unofficial roadies. Groupies have even contributed to some great songs, maybe not on the record but behind the scenes. Behind every great musician is a great groupie! //
  • KingJamal
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  • Gooner
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    smh at thinking i wud read all that ? coming frm a pornstar....foh
  • Ishi
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    ? tells some interesting ? yo
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  • frostyicy
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    You know ain't nobody read that ? !!!!!
  • tru_m.a.c
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    smh at thinking i wud read all that ? coming frm a pornstar....foh

    lmao I def skimmed that ?

    Most important ? to know....she's no longer a ?
  • frostyicy
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  • Lambent
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    Real ? . If my daughter ever became a hoe, I'd have her read this entire thing. If you're going to be a hoe, you might as well be a successful hoe.

    5. ? SEX ETIQUETTE
    These tidbits of advice are for girls and ? guys. ? sex can be wonderful! It can also be painful and messy, but if you follow these rules, it should be great:

    A) Preparation is key. If you’re planning on having ? sex, don’t eat burritos or beans and make sure you’re clean in that area. Take an enema (don’t use the liquid that comes in the bottle; pour it out and put warm water in the bottle) at least an hour before.
    B) Make sure your ass is well-lubricated. Don’t use ? lubes either, because they will get sticky. KY Jelly is the worst, but Vaseline works rather well and is inexpensive compared to EROS or some of the other high-end lubes you can find at adult stores.
    C) Start off slow. There’s nothing I hate worse than a guy who thinks he can just shove 12 inches in my ass with no warm-up. That ? hurts! Go in one centimeter at a time.
    D) Ass to mouth is hot! Once he starts pounding your ass, ask him to put his ? in your mouth so you can see how your ass tastes. I never met a guy that didn’t like that ? !
    E) Have fun and be safe! I know ? is no fun with condoms, but ? is definitely not fun either!
  • brooklynMillz
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    KingJamal wrote: »
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    LMAOOOOOO!!! Yoooo WTF. That ? is toooo funny!!!
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  • dalyricalbandit
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    tru_m.a.c wrote: »
    lmao I def skimmed that ?

    Most important ? to know....she's no longer a ?

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  • PURP_L_A_BOL
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    etiquette?

    but yeah so there was a scene from like 07 she was getin rammed in the @ss and she looked hella uncomfortable and mean muggin and ? ..and the ? that was beatin said something to the effect of.." You see .. You dont wanna give up that ? huh? Then you gon take this ? niiiice and good..gimme dat Ass ? !"

    I lol'd
  • Jungz
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    etiquette?

    but yeah so there was a scene from like 07 she was getin rammed in the @ss and she looked hella uncomfortable and mean muggin and ? ..and the ? that was beatin said something to the effect of.." You see .. You dont wanna give up that ? huh? Then you gon take this ? niiiice and good..gimme dat Ass ? !"

    I lol'd

    I saw a scene where Mr. Marcus 'accidentally' stuck his ? in her ? and she looked highly upset. ? was hilarious.
  • lion_heart
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    Jungz wrote: »
    I saw a scene where Mr. Marcus 'accidentally' stuck his ? in her ? and she looked highly upset. ? was hilarious.

    Thought she had lost her virginity to Mr. Marcus off camera?
  • KidLife10200
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    This is wack!!!!!!!

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  • its....JOHN B
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    Lambent wrote: »
    Real ? . If my daughter ever became a hoe, I'd have her read this entire thing. If you're going to be a hoe, you might as well be a successful hoe.

    5. ? SEX ETIQUETTE
    These tidbits of advice are for girls and ? guys. ? sex can be wonderful! It can also be painful and messy, but if you follow these rules, it should be great:

    A) Preparation is key. If you’re planning on having ? sex, don’t eat burritos or beans and make sure you’re clean in that area. Take an enema (don’t use the liquid that comes in the bottle; pour it out and put warm water in the bottle) at least an hour before.
    B) Make sure your ass is well-lubricated. Don’t use ? lubes either, because they will get sticky. KY Jelly is the worst, but Vaseline works rather well and is inexpensive compared to EROS or some of the other high-end lubes you can find at adult stores.
    C) Start off slow. There’s nothing I hate worse than a guy who thinks he can just shove 12 inches in my ass with no warm-up. That ? hurts! Go in one centimeter at a time.
    D) Ass to mouth is hot! Once he starts pounding your ass, ask him to put his ? in your mouth so you can see how your ass tastes. I never met a guy that didn’t like that ? !
    E) Have fun and be safe! I know ? is no fun with condoms, but ? is definitely not fun either!

    <<will ? a girl in the ass who ate burritos and beans that day
  • Pusskaveli
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    Jungz wrote: »
    I saw a scene where Mr. Marcus 'accidentally' stuck his ? in her ? and she looked highly upset. ? was hilarious.

    link???????????
  • American.Loo
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    this ? actually said the phrase

    "any self respecting stripper"

    these ? i tell you. these ? ...
  • J.Clinton
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    This is wack!!!!!!!

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  • yanniiiee
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    3. STRIP CLUB ETIQUETTE
    I started dancing a few years ago when I was 19 years old. At the time, the world of strip clubs was so foreign to me. Very quickly, through the school of hard knocks, I learned what the Do’s and Don’ts of the gentleman’s club. There needs to be a list of rules for customer etiquette, because some men just don’t know what to do when they go to the club. Here are some tips:

    A) If you aren’t getting dances and are at the club to mingle with friends, drink, and watch sports, TIPPING IS A MUST! No, you don’t have to “make it rain,” but every dollar counts. When a girl comes off stage, even if she didn’t do a phenomenal set, just stuff a couple dollars in her g-string or hand it to her. She WILL appreciate it!
    B) If you’re sitting at the stage watching a girl go through all her best dancing/pole tricks, don’t wiggle your measy $1 bill in her face. That will more than likely ? her off.
    C) DO NOT.. I repeat.. DO NOT try to stick your ? ass dollar bill in her ? or ? . Any self-respecting stripper will go off at this totally unsanitary action.
    D) You know girls are at the club to work, not for the hell of it. So if a dancer sits next to you and starts a conversation which goes on for more than ten minutes, it is your obligation to tell her if you’re not intending to buy a dance and let her move along, because every second at the club equals money or wasted money.
    E) If you do take a girl back for a lapdance, before the dance starts, ask the girl what her personal boundaries are and what you can and can’t touch. She will surely appreciate this.
    F) DO NOT pull your ? out of your pants while the girl is dancing. Freaky girls won’t care, but most dancers think this is foul behavior.
    G) Like Chris Rock said, there is NO SEX IN THE CHAMPAGNE ROOM. Obviously, we all know what really goes on back there, but is it really worth it? With all the raids going on, it’s too much of a liability for all parties involved, including the actual club. If he’s trying to ? and you’re into that sort of thing, just get a damn hotel room! Champagne rooms are icky ? -infested rooms anyway, even by my porn star standards.

    I had to lol and smh.
  • Bussy_Getta
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    i cs the ? stuff
  • BelovedAfeni
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    good read i never went to a strip but if i do i know what to do
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