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@LuciferSunoftheMorning
? wants to speak with me, hope it’s about that promotion I’m seeking.
@JohnWilkesBooth
Change of plans, the President’s here. Might take him out after all.
@NatTurner
Rebellion going as planned, moving to the next house now.
Add on.
? wants to speak with me, hope it’s about that promotion I’m seeking.
@JohnWilkesBooth
Change of plans, the President’s here. Might take him out after all.
@NatTurner
Rebellion going as planned, moving to the next house now.
Add on.
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#TeamFieldPickers vs #TeamHouseNegores
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Trending topics in 50s
#WhatIWouldDoToANigger
#?
#MustaBeenANigger
#JimCrowSaidSo
#FuckKorea
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@TheAmericanIndians
the pilgrims gave us blankets, they must be good people -
@Emmett_Till_luv_dem _white_hos
About to head to Mississippi, chill with my cousins, and hang out with the white folks.
rotfl!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
@daRealMartinLutherKangJR i had a dream that a white man and black man got along #winning
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@abrahamlogcabinlincoln
@ ain't too bad. night out wit the mrs. vip seats in press box. life is good. what could go wrong?
@datniggajfk
can you believe secret service didn't want me to roll wit the top down while drivin thru dallas. it's too nice of a day for that. the american people need to see me.
@monicaLEWDinsky
? ! y'all won't believe what i just did! gotta remind myself to take this dress to the cleaners. linda just showed up @ my apartment. ttyl.
@heavenlyfather#1
i really do need to do somethin about this darkness. it's bland. it's boring. maybe i need to get an interior decorator.
@kingarthur
hey cool! i found a sword in a rock. i wonder what would happen if i pulled it?
@moses
saw a burning bush today. as soon as i was about to pull out my rolling papers to smoke it, it spoke to me. i thought i was still high after the blunt session wit pharaoh, until i realized it was ? . -
@daRealMartinLutherKangJR lighting up diz california kush, bout to snack on sum munchies and bump diz bob marley #swag
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@abrahamlogcabinlincoln
@ ain't too bad. Night out wit the mrs. Vip seats in press box. Life is good. What could go wrong?
@datniggajfk
can you believe secret service didn't want me to roll wit the top down while drivin thru dallas. It's too nice of a day for that. The american people need to see me.
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@Marie Antoinette
Had a weird dream last night,
thought I lost my head.
LOL.
@Rosewood Fannie T
About to prank the entire neighborhood today.
They gonna think a ? beat me.
@Earvin Magic 32
Feeling good about this season. We got a chance to compete again.
Hold on, something about a test result coming back… -
@RealPaulRevere
they see me ridin... they hatin'
@OwenHart
lookin down all these chicks shirts from the rafters... #dontjudgeme
@I_SNIPE_DC
DAT ? LEX LUGER!!!! -
@TheRealBiggie
Going going, back back to Cali Cali.
@TheRealProdigy
Smh, Ballet practice be in the way, brb. -
@Malcolm X
MLK is cooning it up #losing
@Cassonova
I started this H.O.H. movement, B
@Samson
Mayne, these b*tches ain't about sh*t -
@adam
ok ? told eve & i that one of the fruit is forbidden, but i can't figure out which one! was it peach? no. umm strawberry? can't be that. i dunno. well i gotta go. my baby eve just made ya boy some apple pie. y'all ? hatin cuz you ain't gotta girl like mines. -
@RosaParks
Damn its bin a long ass day, my legs are hurting like a muhfucca, i damn sure hope theres a seat on this bus.....WHOOP DER IT IS!!!!!!!!!!
@Odiesel
Yo this website is goin to be POPPING when we finish with the update -
@TheRealO.JSimpson
About 2 head home 2 da wifey #: D
@RodneyUntouchableKing
Being Stop By 5-0, Cop seems freindly #about 2 b quick
@MackaveliTS
tyson did his thing, about 2 hit club 662 with Suge, then record 3 new albums in the morning # WEST SIDE
@TyronBiggums84'
Unlike You ? Heads I don't need any substance in my life i get ? of Hymnals and get high off Jesus
@MikeJordan
DIDN'T MAKE VARSITY ? BASKET BALL!!!, LAW SCHOOL FROM NOW ON
@ HawaiianShirtShawn
#Getting chased in building
@RealAfricanWarrior
Just Met Strange Pale People From Strange Land, Very Friendly, A Start Of a Beautiful Friendship -
@HolyJesus
just wrapped up supper, @TrillJudas is a real ? mayne
@HolyLocsSamson
about 2 hit the bed n B off this, I Love My wifey @SkandolousDelilah ,that's one down ass ?
@BobbyJones
jus Join a community group called C.R.I.P., we're about to make a positive difference in our community for years to come -
@Africanboss just got a DM from the homie @whitey, said they got some bad ? and bomb ass kush on deck. Sendin a yacht to come pick up me n the homies #bauce
@IkeTdatnigga gon head and leave ? , you ain't gon be ? without me
@OriginalqueenEve adam got me messed up. all we do is sit around this garden all day with him tryna tell me what to do. #NP -irreplaceable -
@AaronBRRRRR: @AlHAMilton, I read your little private letters that besmerched my esteemed reputation, see me in these cobblestone streets my dude
@AlHAMilton: @AaronBRRRR, you my good sir are not about that life. Lest you forgot, the term going HAM was derived from my surname. I got them dueling pistols on deck ole' boy.
@AaronBRRRRR: It's whatever, it's on when I c u -
@HarrietDaUndergroundDiva
Ya’ll already know what it is tonite. meet me at da tunnel……#leggo
@NoahImOnAnArkNigga
2 many animals. Not enough hoes…..#losin
@JosephDaCarpenter
I must have been high off my azz last night but I coulda sworn a ? came to me and said he gon skeet a son in my lady @MaryPutARingOnIt and that I gotta raise the lil ? right…and he was dead azz serious too. WTF?!!......#FML -
@HelenKeller
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@PontiusPilate Man i hope @Jesus_sonofMan1 wasnt tellin the truth
@MuhamedAttah RT@ThaRealOsama: Are you ready for your virgins?-You know it!
@2Pacalypsenow Headed to the studio, bout to lay this track down for @JuniorMafia #I<3ny!
@ThaRealGod RT@Sam_in_? Havin too much fun, bout to head over to Bob's house xoxo- Smh, Word? #thesenggas -
lol the Stevie Wonder joint will never not be funny